Like a Boss Parody-PWI Wizard Style

ShadowStorm - Raging Tide
ShadowStorm - Raging Tide Posts: 278 Arc User
edited June 2011 in Tideswell (East)
At one of the mods suggestions, I decided to write another parody of the song Like a Boss by the Lonely Island. This time about a different class: A WIZARD.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the original song and am in no way associated with it. I also did not create any of the youtube videos of that song. This song is purely meant to be a parody and is in no way meant to be offensive or insulting to anyone

The original song can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

Mr. Dresdan Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you use magic around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the Wizzie
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the Wizzie
Well the first thing I do is...

Log in to PWI (like a Wizzie)
Run around (like a Wizzie)
Talk to NPC’s(like a Wizzie)
Three elements (like a Wizzie)
Spam spells (like a Wizzie)
Lots of MP (like a Wizzie)
Pyrogram (like a Wizzie)
Distance Shrink (like a Wizzie)
Have a rivalry (like a Wizzie)
With Psychics (like a Wizzie)
Epic damage (like a Wizzie)
Doing a Delta (like a Wizzie)
Standing in one spot (like a Wizzie)
Feeling silly (like a Wizzie)
The Dragon’s Breath (like a Wizzie)
Equip round Glaive (like a Wizzie)
Faster chanelling (like a Wizzie)
PK you (like a Wizzie)
Over 9000 damage (like a Wizzie)
Can not farm TT (like a Wizzie)
Want to Nirvana (like a Wizzie)
For some Uncannies (like a Wizzie)
Oh damm man I’m not an aps class... ****!
No squad (like a Wizzie)
Hating MP Drain(like a Wizzie)
Watching my charm tick (like a Wizzie)

Got rank eight weapon (like a Wizzie)
Buying Dragon Orbs (like a Wizzie)
Refine my weapon (like a Wizzie)
Forget to repair armour (like a Wizzie)
Kite around my enemies (like a Wizzie)
Buff gives blue hand (like a Wizzie)
Crit damage hits over 20000 (like a Wizzie)
Want to kill fish (like a Wizzie)
Ones who use daggers (like a Wizzie)
Use my Sage BIDS (like a Wizzie)
Attack some BM’s (like a Wizzie)
Forgot to equip charms (like a Wizzie)
Now I'm dead (like a Wizzie)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You forget to repair armour and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about Wanting to Nirvana
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the Wizzie
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the Wizzie
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the Wizzie
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A WIZZIE!
As I look to the Horizon, I know danger is coming
Fearing my power as a BladeMaster may not be enough,
Ninja and Samarai skills failing, I look for someone to help avert the incoming disaster. Who will answer my call? Will it be the seeker? Or the Mystic? Or even an Earthguard at all...
All I know is Darkness has come once again.
And this time Light may not be enough to repel it...
Genesis is upon us. Are you prepared for it?
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