Anneliesse Chronicles: Chapter 2

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edited June 2011 in Etherblade (West)
Chapter 1: Anneliesse is born

This is the true story of Annelisse:

What you might not be aware of is Anneliesse's name wasn't always Anneliesse. A long time ago, she went by a different name: Andrew

Andrew grew up in a small cabin on the outskirts of they city with his two older sisters and their mother. The family was self sufficient and rarely had a reason to venture into the city. They were poor, but for the most part happy. However, Andrew's mother was left with a contempt for men after their father left them to lead a life of crime as part of the Yakuza. She often expressed her resentment to her children. And thus, Andrew grew up hearing tales of the treachery of men. Being brought up by 3 women, Andrew really had no masculine figures in his life. It's easy to see how he might have been confused. Andrew wanted to be just like his mother and sisters who he idolized. They, however, thought he was being humorous when he wore their dresses and pranced around the house.

It was well into his late teens when he discovered a fundamental difference between himself and his family. In what might be considered the saddest day in his life, Andrew walked in on his oldest sister in the shower and discovered that she didn't have a pen.is. Shocked, he demanded to know what happened to it. Somewhat alarmed his older sister explained to him that she never had one to begin with and that Andrew was, in fact, a boy. Understandably distraught, Andrew faltered out of the room. He stood in his living room in disbelief for what seemed like an eternity. Finally wrestling his gaze off the floor, he looked up to see his middle sister sweeping the kitchen. Madness took him. He barreled across the room and ripped off her dress. To his dismay, he found no pe.nis there either. It was true. He was a man.

He staggered out of his house and kept walking. What happened over the next couple of days is unclear. What we do know is: Andrew walked until he finally collapsed in a tool shed about 150 miles away from his house. In his moment of anguish, he looked up and saw he believed to be divine guidance in the form of gardening shears. He blacked out from the pain and excessive blood loss.

When he woke up, he was in the hospital. The family who owned the tool shed had found him and brought him there. When the doctors asked him what his name was, he responded: Anneliesse. From that moment on, Andrew lived his life under that name. Convinced that he was a woman, he blocked his discovery from his mind. And he's lived since taking estrogen pills and hormone injections.

Anneliesse, through self denial and estrogen pills, finally convinced her family to accept her as a woman. She was happy.




Chapter 2: Anneliesse's father

Now many of you might be wondering what type of father would abandon their family.

There was a clamor inside the walls of Colorado maximum security prison. The infamous Yakuza, Kiyoshi, had finally been brought to justice. He would be spending the rest of his days here. Two inmates, in particular, were eagerly awaiting his arrival.

Marin prayed that this man would be his savior. Marin had spent the last 15 years being sodomized by his cell-mate Vlarkin. Marin regularly lifted weights in hopes that someday he would be able to fend off Vlarkin.

Vlarkin was not like the rest of the inmates in the prison. He initially was only sentenced to a month within its walls. However, Vlarkin spent his lifesavings chasing after women who would all reject him in the end. He was beginning to believe that he would never lose his virginity. And so he engineered a plan to lose his virginity at Colorado's maximum security prison. Upon entering the prison, Vlarkin violated so many inmates that his sentence was prolonged indefinitely. His cell-mate, Marin, was his favorite victim.

Kiyoshi was lucky, or so he thought. He was able to fight out Marin's initial attempts. But later in the shower Marin blindsided him and Kiyoshi ended up having five d.icks in him. As a result, he also lost his right eye when one inmate decided that it would suffice as a 5th hole. These days, Vlarkin violates Marin. And Marin violates Kiyoshi's right eye socket.



Stay tuned for the next edition of the Anneliesse Chronicles.
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  • SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear
    SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,225 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    Some one has issues.
    "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
    Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." ~Sun Tzu

    "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
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  • Steopie - Heavens Tear
    Steopie - Heavens Tear Posts: 576 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    I hope I get a mention in the next edition. b:cute
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    What. The. Fvck.
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  • Ouka - Heavens Tear
    Ouka - Heavens Tear Posts: 410 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    What. The. Fvck.

    Ikr this is weird
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    People need to learn how to control their stupid
  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    I don't know what to say...
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    I have to admit the idea of Kiyo as yakuza is sexy but I'm not sure about the rest of that.....
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    I think its apparent you put far less thought into this part then the first.One major problem you have in there is the fact that only people with sentences longer then 1 yr get sent to prison. Any shorter remain in jails. Maybe you should do more research before you spew this **** on the forums.
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    part 1 was way more entertaining...i look forward to part 3 being far better than the other two (kinda like most movie trilogies these days)
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  • Mayatheia - Heavens Tear
    Mayatheia - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,033 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    /facepalm
    sick ppl are sick, hope chapter 3 will be better.
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    part 1 was way more entertaining...i look forward to part 3 being far better than the other two (kinda like most move trilogies these days)

    Seconded. b:surrender
  • _Lucivar_ - Heavens Tear
    _Lucivar_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    Part one is ALWAYS better then the other parts in movie trilogies.

    Excepting Lord of the Rings of course.
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    Originally posted by Hojuken
    b. dislike /= hate. but glad to see you step into the fuss to make random comments about people you don't know/never met. i do believe you're from enrage? figures.
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    eh three movies about walking just to throw a ring in a big hole. bleh. i'll read the books.

    and sometimes the movies get better with time (but thats usually cause they were pretty crappy to begin with)
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    eh three movies about walking just to throw a ring in a big hole. bleh. i'll read the books.

    and sometimes the movies get better with time (but thats usually cause they were pretty crappy to begin with)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU
  • _Lucivar_ - Heavens Tear
    _Lucivar_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    eh three movies about walking just to throw a ring in a big hole. bleh. i'll read the books.

    and sometimes the movies get better with time (but thats usually cause they were pretty crappy to begin with)

    You would rather read the books? Oh wow, they are so tedious and boring though!
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    Originally posted by Hojuken
    b. dislike /= hate. but glad to see you step into the fuss to make random comments about people you don't know/never met. i do believe you're from enrage? figures.
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    You would rather read the books? Oh wow, they are so tedious are boring though!

    I read the three books before the movies came out to make them popular and I'm damn proud of it.
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    Id rather spend 2-3 hours watching the movie then 3-4 weeks reading the book.
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    2-3 hours is ONE movie....and it took me less than a week to finish one book.
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    im not a big reader
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  • forgotmyid
    forgotmyid Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    I read the three books before the movies came out to make them popular and I'm damn proud of it.

    I thought it was 6 books. And actually I would have liked the story a lot better if I didn't read the books.

    - Frodo is middle aged when the story starts
    - Aragorn is like 90
    - Gollum is like 600 years old
    - Bilbo baggin is like 100
    - Everyone in the story is of advanced age
    - Gandalf the grey never died to become gandalf the white because he freaking immortal
    - Elves are immortal, true humans (like aragorn) live centuries, everyone else is a degenerate
    - After the lord of the rings, J.R.R. Tolkien added so much terminology that it became impossible to describe a made up word without using another made up word.
    - Sauron, the antagonist of the lord of the rings, is the strongest wizard of the era, but his power pales in comparison the wizards from the first and second ages. So the entire story is about trying to prevent a third class wizard from regaining power.





    Otherwise, I'm surprised that this thread is still here. This isn't supposed to be a story that will be accepted in our lifetime. The Anneliesse Chronicles will be the Catcher in the Rye of our era. It's a perverse tale that will only truly be appreciated by future generations.
  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    forgotmyid wrote: »
    This isn't supposed to be a story that will be accepted in our lifetime. The Anneliesse Chronicles will be the Catcher in the Rye of our era. It's a perverse tale that will only truly be appreciated by future generations.


    can someone turn this (or part of it) into a siggy? i mean seriously, i couldnt stop laughing.
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  • Aesthor - Heavens Tear
    Aesthor - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,845 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    forgotmyid wrote: »
    I thought it was 6 books. And actually I would have liked the story a lot better if I didn't read the books.

    - Frodo is middle aged when the story starts
    - Aragorn is like 90
    - Gollum is like 600 years old
    - Bilbo baggin is like 100
    - Everyone in the story is of advanced age
    - Gandalf the grey never died to become gandalf the white because he freaking immortal
    - Elves are immortal, true humans (like aragorn) live centuries, everyone else is a degenerate
    - After the lord of the rings, J.R.R. Tolkien added so much terminology that it became impossible to describe a made up word without using another made up word.
    - Sauron, the antagonist of the lord of the rings, is the strongest wizard of the era, but his power pales in comparison the wizards from the first and second ages. So the entire story is about trying to prevent a third class wizard from regaining power.





    Otherwise, I'm surprised that this thread is still here. This isn't supposed to be a story that will be accepted in our lifetime. The Anneliesse Chronicles will be the Catcher in the Rye of our era. It's a perverse tale that will only truly be appreciated by future generations.

    The trilogy is three books. There are other books in the same universe but are not part of the 'trilogy.' My Middle Earth history is rusty, but a lot of your facts sound familiar :P.
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    aesthor is right the lord of the rings was a trilogy. How many books JRR Tolken wrote,beats me. As for you little story being the next catcher in the rye, doubt it. In a short while ppl will stop posting and it will go to the abyss like so many threads before it.
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  • forgotmyid
    forgotmyid Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    "The Lord of the Rings to his publisher, it was decided for economic reasons to publish the work as three separate volumes, each consisting of two books, over the course of a year in 1954 creating the now familiar Lord of the Rings trilogy.[3][5] The three volumes were entitled The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King. Structurally, the volumes are divided internally into six books, two per volume;"
  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    Giving us a partial qoute with no references as far as where that came from means nothing.
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  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    Try Wikipedia
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    but wikipedia isn't a accepted source of information,as its filled with information by average people and not necessarily experts
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  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    Wikipedia isn't a scholarly source, I will agree to that. But how many scholarly sources are out there about the specifics regarding Tolkien literature?
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  • forgotmyid
    forgotmyid Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    just admit you are wrong...

    I'm the superior nerd
  • LadyofReal - Heavens Tear
    LadyofReal - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,993 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    *Not taking sides*
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  • forgotmyid
    forgotmyid Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited June 2011
    aesthor is right the lord of the rings was a trilogy. How many books JRR Tolken wrote,beats me. As for you little story being the next catcher in the rye, doubt it. In a short while ppl will stop posting and it will go to the abyss like so many threads before it.

    I'm always inclined to assume that people are smart enough to distinguish sincerity and mockery. But it's comments like this that just make me sad and apprehensive about the future. Do you honestly think that I believe that this story will amount to anything beyond lampooning the Perfect World community? Because if you do, I hope someone pushes you down a flight of stairs and you smash your head open against some jagged rocks before you are able to conceive a child.