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Antithesis - Raging Tide
Antithesis - Raging Tide Posts: 36 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Chronicles
Ok, close your eyes(but just enough to still read your screen) and imagine the hottest or most beautiful person him/her/both you have ever met or want to meet....

Got it?

Imagine them so vividly with their supple smooth skin, shapely body and attractiveness just oozing out of them...

Now imagine a something else oozing out of them.......































A HUGE MASSIVE DIARRHEA DUMP ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AND SPLASHING ALL OVER THE WALLS, SO MUCH SO THEY ARE GETTING SOME CENTIMETER-AGE OFF THE GROUND....

...HOUSTON WE HAVE LIFTOFF.

IMAGINE THE SMELL, THE SOUNDS OF VOLCANIC RUSHING CHUNK FLOODING OUT OF THIS FORMERLY DESIRE-ABLE PERSON.

KTHANXBAI
b:dirtyb:dirtyb:dirty
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  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    You are stupid. Like for real.
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  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    /inb4lvl102seekergetsapermaban.

    Also...a freaking level 102 seeker ?
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  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    I sense this thread will be quickly transferred to the Lower Depths.
    Seriously, you better stop posting, because your pee-****-themed joke is not amusing at all. I don't have a high opinion of you as first impression either. b:bye
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    - Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
    - New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
    - When will we get new content? QQ
    - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
    - I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
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  • Antithesis - Raging Tide
    Antithesis - Raging Tide Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    I lost a bet DDDDDDDDDDD:
  • AriesBreath - Raging Tide
    AriesBreath - Raging Tide Posts: 689 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I sense this thread will be quickly transferred to the Lower Depths.
    Seriously, you better stop posting, because your pee-****-themed joke is not amusing at all. I don't have a high opinion of you as first impression either. b:bye

    b:laugh Cause your opinion totally matters in his life.
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  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    /inb4Krisndalocksit :3
    ColdAsLife, 90, Proud Sage Archer
    ArchRaziel, 5x, Cleric
    XBushidoX, xbushidox.guildportal.com
    Rectitude, Courage, Benelovence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, Loyalty.
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  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    AriesBreath - Raging Tide wrote: »
    b:laugh Cause your opinion totally matters in his life.

    Hey, I don't troll usually, but it's not my fault if it's a useless thread full of immaturity. *Shrugs*
    Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
    - When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
    - Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
    - New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
    - When will we get new content? QQ
    - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
    - I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
    - *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~
  • Olbaze - Sanctuary
    Olbaze - Sanctuary Posts: 4,242 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    ... A level 102 Seeker?

    Someone is a bit too bored.
    b:cute
    I am Olba. Not Ol, not Baze nor Blaze. And even less would I go by Olblaze. Please, take a second to read a person's username.
    If you see b:cute be sure to take a second, calm look at anything I said.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Wow... that was really hot until I got to the diarhea part... after that, just wow... I had to change pants before posting b:dirty I mean what?
  • _Nuriko_ - Lost City
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    ^ Made me lol.


    And /inb4movedtodepths.
    Ahira is a spyb:cryb:cryb:cry

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