Fun Family Campfire Story!

Antithesis - Raging Tide
Antithesis - Raging Tide Posts: 36 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Chronicles
Ok, close your eyes(but just enough to still read your screen) and imagine the hottest or most beautiful person him/her/both you have ever met or want to meet....

Got it?

Imagine them so vividly with their supple smooth skin, shapely body and attractiveness just oozing out of them...

Now imagine a something else oozing out of them.......































A HUGE MASSIVE DIARRHEA DUMP ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AND SPLASHING ALL OVER THE WALLS, SO MUCH SO THEY ARE GETTING SOME CENTIMETER-AGE OFF THE GROUND....

...HOUSTON WE HAVE LIFTOFF.

IMAGINE THE SMELL, THE SOUNDS OF VOLCANIC RUSHING CHUNK FLOODING OUT OF THIS FORMERLY DESIRE-ABLE PERSON.

KTHANXBAIb:dirtyb:dirtyb:dirty

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