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ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Archer
Just gimme the bow an we be pew pewing yow.
Assassins make us please and we be thuggin' now.
Crittin' an we'll be bubblin' yow.
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.

So when you see the archer floating don't provoke him
Cause the bosses we be poking have to procing.
Best thing to the critting is to get the highest hits inna every instance.
All promotin' and suportin'
And dem love how we flow, I hear here them sins shouting
First class invitation from teh FBs, TTs and Deltas.

Chorus:
We be pwnin' not concernin' what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin' aggros turning 'cause we mind so you betta' pray.
More than gold and APS and Sin - archer, we need dem everyday
Recognize it, we pimpin' as we crittin'

Sins them a page me waan to raise me
True me crit nuff high and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Elf
Ready to the Sins them inna every situation.

We a the Sins dem pro, them know we flow
With the bow content that make them dip low and
Make the squad keep jumpin'
Use that aggro skill we here when it pumpin'.

Instancetime bounce to the music people choose it
Archers cruise with... well reputed cause.
We a them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.

Many Sins inna wi eye sight envy APS type
Se them ready fi a hype run
Just gimme di buff
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again


Just extremely bored at work + I don't understand a **** of this guy's lyrics, but I just felt like it b:chuckle
Original :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUGFhVWPOFs
ColdAsLife, 90, Proud Sage Archer
ArchRaziel, 5x, Cleric
XBushidoX, xbushidox.guildportal.com
Rectitude, Courage, Benelovence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, Loyalty.
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  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Just give me the bow, and I wiil be attempting to shoot at you.
    Assassins, make us please and we'll be commiting theft now.
    Acquiring critical hits as we defeat you steadily.
    Set our mind at ease, as we have got to take it slow.

    So when you see the archer prominading, don't provoke him,
    because the bosses we are firing arrows at have to activate latent effects.
    Best thing about critical hits is to get the highest amount of damage possible.
    We promote our job's capabilities.
    And others love how we are played, I hear here assassins using epithets.
    We are the first job invited to every party yet.

    Chorus:
    We are powerful, we do our job well, does anyone disagree?
    We get enemy aggression with our damage, pray I wont die, for me.
    More wealth and attacks per second than an assassin - archer, we need them everyday.
    Recognize it, our damage is transcendant in every way.

    Assassins attempt to be what I am, I think it's jealousy.
    My critical damage is something they envy.
    Well, I was born and raised as an elf in City of the Plume.
    Always prepared to bring my enemy a swift doom.

    We make assassins recognize our capability.
    With the bow, we make them envy our ability
    that keeps our cleric on it's toes.
    Use that to our advantage, as everyone knows.

    When I enter an instance, I listen to music,
    because archers have a well maintain reputation.
    Amongst us are many champions,
    some even great enough to rival the Israeli king, Solomon.

    Many assassins envy our attacks per second.
    See them activate their hyper stones for experience.
    Just give me some buffs, and I will do my job correctly.

    Because I like grammar and spelling.


    sdasdasdasda
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Tyhilvee - Harshlands
    Tyhilvee - Harshlands Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    b:laugh
  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Waffle,
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_seVd99frSks/TDj2Cjl1n5I/AAAAAAAAA1k/fsMFH6xyvXs/s1600/tactical_facepalm.jpg
    ColdAsLife, 90, Proud Sage Archer
    ArchRaziel, 5x, Cleric
    XBushidoX, xbushidox.guildportal.com
    Rectitude, Courage, Benelovence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, Loyalty.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Waffle,
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_seVd99frSks/TDj2Cjl1n5I/AAAAAAAAA1k/fsMFH6xyvXs/s1600/tactical_facepalm.jpg

    you should've did that at the originial post, it was so incoherent, i wanted to abacinate myself.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    This reads off like a massive fornication of a collection of random words and syllables
  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Blame it on the original lyrics. Next time I`ll choose a more "understandable" song b:surrender
    ColdAsLife, 90, Proud Sage Archer
    ArchRaziel, 5x, Cleric
    XBushidoX, xbushidox.guildportal.com
    Rectitude, Courage, Benelovence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, Loyalty.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Kaste - Sanctuary
    Kaste - Sanctuary Posts: 1,353 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Aww Rapping Grimmie <3

    You will perform that for me.
    Feel free to PM me for help.
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  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Blame it on the original lyrics. Next time I`ll choose a more "understandable" song b:surrender

    Yay coherence \o/
    Good :D
    because to my understanding, this last song was apparently about Assassins pleasing archers whilst the archers turn people into bubbles, and the rest was untranslatable :s
  • ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver
    ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver Posts: 432 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Lol blood b:chuckle
    ColdAsLife, 90, Proud Sage Archer
    ArchRaziel, 5x, Cleric
    XBushidoX, xbushidox.guildportal.com
    Rectitude, Courage, Benelovence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, Loyalty.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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