You know you're addicted to PWI when...

_Yukari_ - Dreamweaver
_Yukari_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 28 Arc User
edited April 2011 in Off-Topic Discussion
I'm getting tired of the QQ threads and decided to maybe bring the laughs back..
This is simple,

You state a Real Life event that is connected to a PWI thingy..

I'll start : D

You know you're addicted to PWI when your microwave dings and you say "grats!"

Your turnb:laugh
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  • BulllsEyez - Heavens Tear
    BulllsEyez - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when u spam world chat 30min with QQ like
    ' Im bored, nothing to do QQ ' instead of move your fat *** and GET A LIFE b:bye

    b:laugh
  • Zenorx - Harshlands
    Zenorx - Harshlands Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PW when u browse the forums during maint cause u cant think of anthing else to do
  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks Silvychar for the awesome sig :3

    Characters:
    waterfal - lvl 90 demon ferrari veno
    Hazumi_chan - lvl 9x sage seeker
  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PW when you're sure you've found your true everlasting soulmate in a video game.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Bodyguard for Secret Passage at your service, now accepting daily installments of just 2.5m for your leisure.
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    When you have over 6k posts.......... oh, ****.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • KAZMOENEEK - Heavens Tear
    KAZMOENEEK - Heavens Tear Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    you know your addicted when u say your 100% F2P


    you know your addicted when you buy R9 set and + it out..and stil lare doing the same old lowsey nothing at all.
  • GohRaL - Sanctuary
    GohRaL - Sanctuary Posts: 883 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know that you are addicted to PWI when you know every room of cube of fate and every stops of WQ (havent done since months but i still remember)



    LOL \/
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ...i guarantee you, YOUR CHILDREN WILL NOT SEE THE DAY OF YOUR WHITE HAIRS...GOODBYE BLUE SKY (and PW too)


    >RETIRED<
  • Mysticarella - Lost City
    Mysticarella - Lost City Posts: 115 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know when you addicted to PWI when your mom calls you for dinner and you say "no thanks mom...I just had crab meat..."
  • hydrolace
    hydrolace Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited April 2011
  • Samaela - Dreamweaver
    Samaela - Dreamweaver Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWi when you spend the days stalking the forums and your classes trying to figure out the probability of how many packs you'd have to buy to get a herc/nix.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Samaela[demon cleric]||Nanimee[mystic]||aquaelle[psychic]
  • Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary
    Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary Posts: 3,034 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    ....when you are gone for quite some time and upon returning scroll up fac chat to see what has happened while you were gone...
  • Amadaya - Dreamweaver
    Amadaya - Dreamweaver Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you stay up all night checking to see if someone bought anything from your shop, then getting pissed when no one does. b:angry
  • CptMaggots - Lost City
    CptMaggots - Lost City Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you are addicted to PWI when:


    Someone is complaining at your work and you tell them "less QQ, more pew pew"
    You grats someone on "rl ding" on their birthday
    You have a facebook page for your character... and it was made before Jones Blessings b:surrender
    You say "NumberX" for something, like "She's in her 2x's"
    You charge zen out of habit when there is nothing at all that you actually want to buy at the moment b:surrender
    It starts snowing and you look around for Holeen
    You wont eat at Red Lobster, cause those fish people are tricky buggers b:shocked
    You actually post in topics like these b:cute
    [sigpic][/sigpic]
    Remember to forget to relent, to surrender.
  • Obly - Dreamweaver
    Obly - Dreamweaver Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Your addicted when:

    You try to auto-path on the freeway.

    You ask for a res on your tombstone.

    You join Kindrid faction.

    You actually reply to such posts @ work. (not guilty b:surrender)

    You have a craving for sushi everytime you PK a sin.
    b:victory Once you discover life is meaningless, you will see my point of view!! b:victory

    Skills determine a good player, not a creditcard.b:flower
  • DudeLupus - Raging Tide
    DudeLupus - Raging Tide Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You ask for a res on your tombstone.

    This made me laugh so hard. "Here lies DudeLupus, res plz" b:laughb:laugh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MAClNTOSH - Dreamweaver
    MAClNTOSH - Dreamweaver Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you read this post:
    hydrolace wrote: »
    Unless those are stickied, wouldn't it be necroing to post in them? OP probably wanted to see some new ideas. I don't see a sin in that matter.

    and have to pause for a second to keep yourself from thinking "Of course you can't see them, they have stealth."
  • Daialura - Heavens Tear
    Daialura - Heavens Tear Posts: 134 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you go into a "You know you're addicted to PWI when" thread and find every other "You know you're addicted to PWI when" thread in existence.
    b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    And still too squishy...
  • Marok - Heavens Tear
    Marok - Heavens Tear Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    you know you are addicted to PWI when ...

    ... you are lying on the bed with your girlfriend, having some "interhuman activities" b:laugh in a 69-position and you ask yourself, when Gaurnob or Cenequus will spawn

    ... in winter you punch every Snowman and wonder why there are no fireworks hide inside
  • Asthariel - Dreamweaver
    Asthariel - Dreamweaver Posts: 498 Arc User
    edited April 2011
  • Brierrose - Lost City
    Brierrose - Lost City Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    you refer to you kids with their ig names
    you ask you grandkids to log on and help fb/bh/tt
    you tie a balloon with your name and fraction to your belt
    you plan what your gonna buy ig with your lotto winnings
    you tell your kids to name your grandkids after your toons
    you get all your kids friends to create toons to help you when your kids get tired of playing
    you pay for your own vent account for you, your kids, grandkids and friends
    all your facebook, myspace, twitter friends are also ig friends
    you try to bl co-workers
    your husband buys you game cards for valentines day (thank you hunny)
    your husband picks out your clothes ig and wants you to find them in rl
    and lastly when your husband asks how was your day and you tell him about your ig battles
  • Mitachi - Dreamweaver
    Mitachi - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,201 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    when a school/work day is taking too long to finish and you search to take a look at the ping
  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you go into a "You know you're addicted to PWI when" thread and find every other "You know you're addicted to PWI when" thread in existence.
    b:chuckle

    ikr b:avoid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks Silvychar for the awesome sig :3

    Characters:
    waterfal - lvl 90 demon ferrari veno
    Hazumi_chan - lvl 9x sage seeker
  • PhantomThief - Archosaur
    PhantomThief - Archosaur Posts: 232 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you try to stealth past a mad girlfriend/boss/parent/friend and pray they aren't a ? mob.
    A sword can cut a man in twain, but words can shake a fortress to the ground.
  • SinfuINature - Harshlands
    SinfuINature - Harshlands Posts: 533 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    when your 10 week old puppy knocks your 2 yr old over by pushing her down with its 2 front paws... and you think FLEASH REAM... HA... this really happened and i LOL...

    *no animals or childer were hurt in this*
  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you play too much PWI when you ...

    Ah, **** that, moved to the off-topic ...
  • _Ink_ - Raging Tide
    _Ink_ - Raging Tide Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PWI when you cancel a social event because you remember the Celestial Tiger Event/An Assault on Archo is that night. b:chuckle

    ..When someone asks you what night you're free and you mentally list out in-game obligations.

    ...When someone complains to you about a friend/family member/co-worker and you think/say "Lol. QQ much? Just BL them."
  • XMasqueradex - Lost City
    XMasqueradex - Lost City Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You know you're addicted to PW when u browse the forums during maint cause u cant think of anthing else to do
    you refer to you kids with their ig names

    To be honest i met my current girlfriend of 2 months in game and at times still call her by her ig name b:surrender it became habit after using it for almost a year
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    *Cracks knuckles* Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road. b:cool

    You know you're addicted to PWI when...

    You try and BL someone you don't like, and wonder why you can still hear them.

    You try and make yourself look like your char (instead of the other way around, which is something different).

    You carry around a pickax, just in case you see a plant that "Looks minable", a pile of rocks, or a tree stump.

    When you have something you want to get rid of, you go to a crowded area and yell at the top of your lungs: "WTS ________! PM offers!"

    You find it perfectly acceptable to wear a bathing suit no matter where you go, or what the weather is like.

    You go to a wine store with wood, coal, metal, and granite and expect to be able to make wine with them.

    You go to the zoo and see a white tiger. Your first thought is "OK, why doesn't he just go human form and leave?"

    Your idea of a perfect date is logging on with the other person and killing mobs.

    When in a city, you look around to see if any of the 'NPCs' have a quest for you.

    You go to a cave of some kind, and call it an instance.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Drazomyst - Dreamweaver
    Drazomyst - Dreamweaver Posts: 226 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You die with the final thoughts "****, I forgot to cast Resurrect".
    [Retired from PWI]
  • firedolphin
    firedolphin Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    you're addicted to PWI when you kill yourself the day that PWE shuts down PWI forever; that's how you know! :D
    (i hope nobody considers this O_o)