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ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
edited April 2011 in General Discussion
o.o meow

Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk :p), so i thought why not post a random story o.o

I was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
Me: why a Veno?
He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
He: No its bad, its two different races
Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race

o.o...

Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read :p
If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
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  • amandisha74
    amandisha74 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    o.o meow

    Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk :p), so i thought why not post a random story o.o

    I was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
    Me: why a Veno?
    He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
    Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
    He: No its bad, its two different races
    Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
    He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race

    o.o...

    Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read :p

    This has flame bait writtin all over it. <racial debate> here kritty kritty kritty.
  • The__Sun - Dreamweaver
    The__Sun - Dreamweaver Posts: 336 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    One time I PMed a cleric asking for a rez

    Me: Hey can I get a rez
    Cleric: sure where are you at?
    Me: (502,498)
    Cleric: ok brt
    .....5 mins later
    Me: want me to invite you to squad?
    Cleric: I can't find you, can you come to me (505, 487)
    Me: uhhhhh...im dead

    I have SS's somewhere of the convo I need to find it lol
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    **** Laws of Physics I'm going to shoot crystals from my hands and summon meteors from the air.... Laws of Psychics
  • amandisha74
    amandisha74 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Posted Market performance link for pwi in the General Discusion Forum

    Got Moved to OFF TOPIC.

    MOD "Thats not Game Related"
  • ILubby - Raging Tide
    ILubby - Raging Tide Posts: 287 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    The__Sun - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    One time I PMed a cleric asking for a rez

    Me: Hey can I get a rez
    Cleric: sure where are you at?
    Me: (502,498)
    Cleric: ok brt
    .....5 mins later
    Me: want me to invite you to squad?
    Cleric: I can't find you, can you come to me (505, 487)
    Me: uhhhhh...im dead

    I have SS's somewhere of the convo I need to find it lol
    I lol'd hard on this b:laugh
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    amandisha74 wrote: »
    This has flame bait writtin all over it. <racial debate> here kritty kritty kritty.

    I doubt that cause 15min later he married a lvl15 Veno :p LOL
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • Soira - Raging Tide
    Soira - Raging Tide Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I doubt that cause 15min later he married a lvl15 Veno :p LOL

    I thought you need to be at least lvl 20 to marry :o


    @ The__Sun: LOL XD
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    The__Sun - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    One time I PMed a cleric asking for a rez

    Me: Hey can I get a rez
    Cleric: sure where are you at?
    Me: (502,498)
    Cleric: ok brt
    .....5 mins later
    Me: want me to invite you to squad?
    Cleric: I can't find you, can you come to me (505, 487)
    Me: uhhhhh...im dead

    I have SS's somewhere of the convo I need to find it lol

    LMAO

    Next thing we know, there will be necromancers in this game b:laugh
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Soira - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I thought you need to be at least lvl 20 to marry :o


    @ The__Sun: LOL XD

    Dont know, but maybe he helped her to level. I remember he was lvl40 or something (checked his gear) and he asked her in public chat what level she was. She said level 15. Few hours later i saw a message that they both got married xD
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • Stalker__ - Archosaur
    Stalker__ - Archosaur Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Dont know, but maybe he helped her to level. I remember he was lvl40 or something (checked his gear) and he asked her in public chat what level she was. She said level 15. Few hours later i saw a message that they both got married xD

    Damn he's a real playa...
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    Free Candy?b:thanks
  • Okeano - Harshlands
    Okeano - Harshlands Posts: 4,943 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    o.o meow

    Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk :p), so i thought why not post a random story o.o

    I was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
    Me: why a Veno?
    He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
    Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
    He: No its bad, its two different races
    Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
    He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race

    o.o...

    Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read :p

    Wait wait... are you the ColdSnow that quit a long time ago then came back?
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
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    Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »
    Wait wait... are you the ColdSnow that quit a long time ago then came back?

    o.o yes back since few weeks, why

    :p didnt miss me?
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • Okeano - Harshlands
    Okeano - Harshlands Posts: 4,943 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    o.o yes back since few weeks, why

    :p didnt miss me?

    I'm not sure if you still remember who Divine_Death is. I still have the tokens you sent me when you left. (K nvmd, just made them into teles and am trolling DW WC)
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »
    I'm not sure if you still remember who Divine_Death is. I still have the tokens you sent me when you left. (K nvmd, just made them into teles and am trolling DW WC)


    Haha, hihi DD, moved to another server? :3 i came back with new expansion but seems like didnt change much. lvling my veno and prolly quitting again :p
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Haha, hihi DD, moved to another server? :3 i came back with new expansion but seems like didnt change much. lvling my veno and prolly quitting again :p

    Seems like a plan.

    I'm thinking about quitting again myself. >_>
    101 Sage Sin*/Archer
    100 Demon BM*/Barb
    96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • Yhumy - Dreamweaver
    Yhumy - Dreamweaver Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Random Story

    Trying to sell +10 Wheel of Denied Fate Godspeed
    Someone offered me 1mil.
    I told him the gold mats alone were 10mil
    He replied that because it was used it was devalued
    told him that it cant be used. bound on equip
    he then offered 10mil
    I told him, its +10
    he said so? +10 is easy, only takes 20 mirages. I'll give u 30 mirages with 10mil
    I'm like, chances of getting to +10 without d orb are pretty much 1/ 1 billion, probably lower
    He's like are u trying to scam me? ima report u
    afterwards i hit black list. b:chuckle
  • VelvetKiller - Lost City
    VelvetKiller - Lost City Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    I died from laugh...b:laugh

    Can some Cleric plz rez me? b:surrender
  • Yhumy - Dreamweaver
    Yhumy - Dreamweaver Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    VelvetKiller - Lost City wrote: »
    I died from laugh...b:laugh

    Can some Cleric plz rez me? b:surrender

    Were u higher than lvl 10? some lvl 9s and under sometimes ask for sage/demon rez even though they shouldnt need it....
  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Farming mats near Plum Blossom Grove on my veno, I get a whisper from friend's list...

    Friend: Can you come rez me at xxx xxx? (Somewhere nearby.)
    Me: Sorry, you're not in my pet bag, I can't rez you.
    Friend: Oops, thought you were a cleric.
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  • _Ink_ - Raging Tide
    _Ink_ - Raging Tide Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    I was running about on my pandabear, farming herbs ages ago. Got a random message.

    Him: Want to trade mounts?(He was on some cheap horse thing, I think one of the ones you can get from the NPC.)
    Me: No, and the panda isn't for sale.
    Him: Can I try out? 15 minutes, I send you mine.
    Me: No. Go away.
    Him: ZOMG U SEND 2 ME NOW. I REPORT FOR HACKING!!!111!!ONEYONEONE.

    Total failscam. b:chuckle

    Seriously though, I seem to be a scam-magnet. At least ten people have messaged me with similar ****, not to mention people who send me letters pretending to be PW staff or claiming they know a **** to get me a bazillion free gold if I just send them my account info.*Does a lot of reporting.*
  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    1st of April, 2011. Me bored in West Archo. Me ... troll b:sin Me buys teles. Me WCs :

    "WTS Mod account on the forums, PM me prices, quick"

    Me troll wins. Results - PMs saying "I screenshot that and sending ticket, enjoy your ban."

    Me troll fails. Friends PMing "LOL". :C
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    _Ink_ - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I was running about on my pandabear, farming herbs ages ago. Got a random message.

    Him: Want to trade mounts?(He was on some cheap horse thing, I think one of the ones you can get from the NPC.)
    Me: No, and the panda isn't for sale.
    Him: Can I try out? 15 minutes, I send you mine.
    Me: No. Go away.
    Him: ZOMG U SEND 2 ME NOW. I REPORT FOR HACKING!!!111!!ONEYONEONE.

    Total failscam. b:chuckle

    Seriously though, I seem to be a scam-magnet. At least ten people have messaged me with similar ****, not to mention people who send me letters pretending to be PW staff or claiming they know a **** to get me a bazillion free gold if I just send them my account info.*Does a lot of reporting.*
    lemme borrow ur panda, just mail it to me and I'll send you my anniversary mount when I get your panda.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Dsholder - Dreamweaver
    Dsholder - Dreamweaver Posts: 626 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    When I first started Perfect World and made a Barbarian I gave myself a haircut, and trimmed all of the hair from my head. My hair was long, all the way below my shoulders... but I felt like I didn't deserve it until I leveled my Barbarian. I would work out extremely while playing on my character, to make the time seem more efficient, but eventually I'd end up staying up till 3'o clock in the morning running FC and have to wake up at 5:30 to go to school, and I'd be exhausted. In the short time that I slept I had dreams about running FC:

    I remember specifically, in my dreams every morning that I'd have to tell my squad members," Hey, I have to go I have to wake up for school now, I can do a run later, sorry but I have to go." I remembered FC so well that I had it auto-piloted in my head. Run after run, I'd remember so frequently....Now my Barbarian is level 102 and I can just solo all of the mobs with Bloodpaint, and just duo bosses with other classes. The most glorious part is being able to pull all Drag00nz+Lieutenants at the very end of the run and being able to solo them for my friend's alts.

    I am currently regrowing my hair, and it's hanging down below my neck a little bit ^_^

    I also try to pretend to be a Barbarian in real life. I run and do front flips in the air, and when me and my friends are playing tag I jump as high as I can to get ontop of buildings and then I run on all fours to jump down, it's insane....I -spray- my friends with cologne before we play, and when we play hide n' seek in the woods at night, I kinda cheat and smell them down and they're like "whoa! how did you find me?" and I'm like, "because, you smell horrible."
    [SIGPIC]http://a.imageshack.us/img714/9433/testoz.jpg[/SIGPIC]

    If I had a dime for every time I was wrong, I'd be broke.
  • Cadeal - Dreamweaver
    Cadeal - Dreamweaver Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Running through a random FB69 and got to pole with a random squad. The cleric had died and just before hand, the mystic in group had cast res on him. The party ended up whiping out, but there were no complaints except from the cleric;

    Cleric: Why did you cast that on me?
    Mystic: So you didn't have to port out? O.o
    Barb: Res plz
    Cleric: I dont need your help, I can res on my own
    Me: Uh..
    *cleric rezes then rezes the party.*
    Cleric: Dont do that again.
    *reengage with Pole, and watch the cleric's hp slowly start to dwindle within 2 hits he's below half hp. Mystic is spot healing the party and frantically casting heal pets.*
    Cleric: Stop (referencing the mystic's heals I'd assume)
    Mystic: *casts res on the cleric again as she watches him die again*
    *pole dies as cleric rezes but still gets cred*
    Me: He told you not to do that again.
    Mystic: I'll remember it the next time I have to save his butt.
    Cleric: Fail squad
    I'm Cleric
    I heal
    Barb: I thought we did pretty well?
    Sin: :o
    Wiz: I dont know what you're complaining about o:
    *cleric duels Mystic, loses, rage quits*
    All: o.O
    Mystic: Should I've let him win? ^^;; *casts Res on the cleric as he's timering out*
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
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    Cadeal - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    All: o.O
    Mystic: Should I've let him win? ^^;; *casts Res on the cleric as he's timering out*
    b:laughb:laughb:laugh
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    ^ I lold.

    Cold, you ninja >:( And why you have my archer's name QQ
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  • fuzzywuzz
    fuzzywuzz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    GrimReaperHC wrote: »
    1st of April, 2011. Me bored in West Archo. Me ... troll b:sin Me buys teles. Me WCs :

    "WTS Mod account on the forums, PM me prices, quick"

    Me troll wins. Results - PMs saying "I screenshot that and sending ticket, enjoy your ban."

    Me troll fails. Friends PMing "LOL". :C

    Priceless!

    Grim has made Fuzzy's day. b:laugh
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  • _Ink_ - Raging Tide
    _Ink_ - Raging Tide Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    lemme borrow ur panda, just mail it to me and I'll send you my anniversary mount when I get your panda.

    Nuuuu. Dirty would-be panda kidnapper. b:chuckle
  • ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
    ColdSnow - Dreamweaver Posts: 983 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    GrimReaperHC wrote: »
    ^ I lold.

    Cold, you ninja >:( And why you have my archer's name QQ

    b:scorn pff i m older then your archer, i m a pro! b:angry delete your archer NAAOOOOb:heart
    If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
  • Soira - Raging Tide
    Soira - Raging Tide Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    A long time ago, when I was 89, a BM in his early 80s PMed me while I was minding my own business at the forges in south arch asking if the faction I was in back in that time was recruiting. Got an officer to talk to him and 2-3 mins later he was in. He thanked me, then:

    BM: So you seem like a high level wizard
    Me: Huh? o.o I'm a cleric o.o
    BM: Oh, sorry, most clerics go sage and I saw you had a demon culti fairy. Most wizards go demon.

    ...by the way, I was flying right in front of him. And, yes, I was using elf wings.


    Us demon clerics get no luv b:sad
  • Cadeal - Dreamweaver
    Cadeal - Dreamweaver Posts: 162 Arc User
    edited April 2011
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    *pats Soira on the head* there there *invites my mystic friend to cast res on you*

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