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ColdSnow - Dreamweaver
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o.o meow
Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk
), so i thought why not post a random story o.o
I was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
Me: why a Veno?
He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
He: No its bad, its two different races
Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race
o.o...
Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read
Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk
), so i thought why not post a random story o.oI was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
Me: why a Veno?
He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
He: No its bad, its two different races
Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race
o.o...
Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read
If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh
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ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »o.o meow
Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk), so i thought why not post a random story o.o
I was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
Me: why a Veno?
He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
He: No its bad, its two different races
Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race
o.o...
Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read
This has flame bait writtin all over it. <racial debate> here kritty kritty kritty.0 -
One time I PMed a cleric asking for a rez
Me: Hey can I get a rez
Cleric: sure where are you at?
Me: (502,498)
Cleric: ok brt
.....5 mins later
Me: want me to invite you to squad?
Cleric: I can't find you, can you come to me (505, 487)
Me: uhhhhh...im dead
I have SS's somewhere of the convo I need to find it lol[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
**** Laws of Physics I'm going to shoot crystals from my hands and summon meteors from the air.... Laws of Psychics0 -
Posted Market performance link for pwi in the General Discusion Forum
Got Moved to OFF TOPIC.
MOD "Thats not Game Related"0 -
I lol'd hard on this b:laughThe__Sun - Dreamweaver wrote: »One time I PMed a cleric asking for a rez
Me: Hey can I get a rez
Cleric: sure where are you at?
Me: (502,498)
Cleric: ok brt
.....5 mins later
Me: want me to invite you to squad?
Cleric: I can't find you, can you come to me (505, 487)
Me: uhhhhh...im dead
I have SS's somewhere of the convo I need to find it lol0 -
amandisha74 wrote: »This has flame bait writtin all over it. <racial debate> here kritty kritty kritty.
I doubt that cause 15min later he married a lvl15 Veno LOL If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh0 -
ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »I doubt that cause 15min later he married a lvl15 Veno LOL
I thought you need to be at least lvl 20 to marry
@ The__Sun: LOL XD0 -
The__Sun - Dreamweaver wrote: »One time I PMed a cleric asking for a rez
Me: Hey can I get a rez
Cleric: sure where are you at?
Me: (502,498)
Cleric: ok brt
.....5 mins later
Me: want me to invite you to squad?
Cleric: I can't find you, can you come to me (505, 487)
Me: uhhhhh...im dead
I have SS's somewhere of the convo I need to find it lol
LMAO
Next thing we know, there will be necromancers in this game b:laugh101 Sage Sin*/Archer
100 Demon BM*/Barb
96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
95 Demon Wiz/
94 Sage Veno
85 Psy/80 Mystic
And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
*Pre RB level0 -
Soira - Raging Tide wrote: »I thought you need to be at least lvl 20 to marry
@ The__Sun: LOL XD
Dont know, but maybe he helped her to level. I remember he was lvl40 or something (checked his gear) and he asked her in public chat what level she was. She said level 15. Few hours later i saw a message that they both got married xDIf i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh0 -
ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »Dont know, but maybe he helped her to level. I remember he was lvl40 or something (checked his gear) and he asked her in public chat what level she was. She said level 15. Few hours later i saw a message that they both got married xD
Damn he's a real playa...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Free Candy?b:thanks0 -
ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »o.o meow
Well i m borred and in cube-borred room (dont pk the kitt shop its afk), so i thought why not post a random story o.o
I was in Lost and a Barb was yelling nonstop there in normal chat: Looking for Wife, needs to be Veno
Me: why a Veno?
He: Cause i m Barb and Untamed so it needs to be a Veno (serious answer)
Me: it doesnt need to be a Veno. Most Barbs marry a Cleric cause its convenient.
He: No its bad, its two different races
Me: You serious? Like someone cares..
He: Yes i m Barb i need a Veno, same race
o.o...
Anyone else has a random story? I need something to read
Wait wait... are you the ColdSnow that quit a long time ago then came back?0 -
Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »Wait wait... are you the ColdSnow that quit a long time ago then came back?
o.o yes back since few weeks, why didnt miss me? If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh0 -
ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »o.o yes back since few weeks, why didnt miss me?
I'm not sure if you still remember who Divine_Death is. I still have the tokens you sent me when you left. (K nvmd, just made them into teles and am trolling DW WC)0 -
Okeano - Harshlands wrote: »I'm not sure if you still remember who Divine_Death is. I still have the tokens you sent me when you left. (K nvmd, just made them into teles and am trolling DW WC)
Haha, hihi DD, moved to another server?
i came back with new expansion but seems like didnt change much. lvling my veno and prolly quitting again If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh0 -
ColdSnow - Dreamweaver wrote: »Haha, hihi DD, moved to another server? i came back with new expansion but seems like didnt change much. lvling my veno and prolly quitting again
Seems like a plan.
I'm thinking about quitting again myself. >_>101 Sage Sin*/Archer
100 Demon BM*/Barb
96 Demon Cleric/Sage Seeker
95 Demon Wiz/
94 Sage Veno
85 Psy/80 Mystic
And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
*Pre RB level0 -
Random Story
Trying to sell +10 Wheel of Denied Fate Godspeed
Someone offered me 1mil.
I told him the gold mats alone were 10mil
He replied that because it was used it was devalued
told him that it cant be used. bound on equip
he then offered 10mil
I told him, its +10
he said so? +10 is easy, only takes 20 mirages. I'll give u 30 mirages with 10mil
I'm like, chances of getting to +10 without d orb are pretty much 1/ 1 billion, probably lower
He's like are u trying to scam me? ima report u
afterwards i hit black list. b:chuckle0 -
I died from laugh...b:laugh
Can some Cleric plz rez me? b:surrender0 -
VelvetKiller - Lost City wrote: »I died from laugh...b:laugh
Can some Cleric plz rez me? b:surrender
Were u higher than lvl 10? some lvl 9s and under sometimes ask for sage/demon rez even though they shouldnt need it....0 -
Farming mats near Plum Blossom Grove on my veno, I get a whisper from friend's list...
Friend: Can you come rez me at xxx xxx? (Somewhere nearby.)
Me: Sorry, you're not in my pet bag, I can't rez you.
Friend: Oops, thought you were a cleric.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Weekly Japanese/English bilingual webcomic
thejapanesepage.com/ebooks/yuki_no_monogatari_manga0 -
I was running about on my pandabear, farming herbs ages ago. Got a random message.
Him: Want to trade mounts?(He was on some cheap horse thing, I think one of the ones you can get from the NPC.)
Me: No, and the panda isn't for sale.
Him: Can I try out? 15 minutes, I send you mine.
Me: No. Go away.
Him: ZOMG U SEND 2 ME NOW. I REPORT FOR HACKING!!!111!!ONEYONEONE.
Total failscam. b:chuckle
Seriously though, I seem to be a scam-magnet. At least ten people have messaged me with similar ****, not to mention people who send me letters pretending to be PW staff or claiming they know a **** to get me a bazillion free gold if I just send them my account info.*Does a lot of reporting.*0 -
1st of April, 2011. Me bored in West Archo. Me ... troll b:sin Me buys teles. Me WCs :
"WTS Mod account on the forums, PM me prices, quick"
Me troll wins. Results - PMs saying "I screenshot that and sending ticket, enjoy your ban."
Me troll fails. Friends PMing "LOL". :C0 -
lemme borrow ur panda, just mail it to me and I'll send you my anniversary mount when I get your panda._Ink_ - Raging Tide wrote: »I was running about on my pandabear, farming herbs ages ago. Got a random message.
Him: Want to trade mounts?(He was on some cheap horse thing, I think one of the ones you can get from the NPC.)
Me: No, and the panda isn't for sale.
Him: Can I try out? 15 minutes, I send you mine.
Me: No. Go away.
Him: ZOMG U SEND 2 ME NOW. I REPORT FOR HACKING!!!111!!ONEYONEONE.
Total failscam. b:chuckle
Seriously though, I seem to be a scam-magnet. At least ten people have messaged me with similar ****, not to mention people who send me letters pretending to be PW staff or claiming they know a **** to get me a bazillion free gold if I just send them my account info.*Does a lot of reporting.*[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."0 -
When I first started Perfect World and made a Barbarian I gave myself a haircut, and trimmed all of the hair from my head. My hair was long, all the way below my shoulders... but I felt like I didn't deserve it until I leveled my Barbarian. I would work out extremely while playing on my character, to make the time seem more efficient, but eventually I'd end up staying up till 3'o clock in the morning running FC and have to wake up at 5:30 to go to school, and I'd be exhausted. In the short time that I slept I had dreams about running FC:
I remember specifically, in my dreams every morning that I'd have to tell my squad members," Hey, I have to go I have to wake up for school now, I can do a run later, sorry but I have to go." I remembered FC so well that I had it auto-piloted in my head. Run after run, I'd remember so frequently....Now my Barbarian is level 102 and I can just solo all of the mobs with Bloodpaint, and just duo bosses with other classes. The most glorious part is being able to pull all Drag00nz+Lieutenants at the very end of the run and being able to solo them for my friend's alts.
I am currently regrowing my hair, and it's hanging down below my neck a little bit ^_^
I also try to pretend to be a Barbarian in real life. I run and do front flips in the air, and when me and my friends are playing tag I jump as high as I can to get ontop of buildings and then I run on all fours to jump down, it's insane....I -spray- my friends with cologne before we play, and when we play hide n' seek in the woods at night, I kinda cheat and smell them down and they're like "whoa! how did you find me?" and I'm like, "because, you smell horrible."[SIGPIC]http://a.imageshack.us/img714/9433/testoz.jpg[/SIGPIC]
If I had a dime for every time I was wrong, I'd be broke.0 -
Running through a random FB69 and got to pole with a random squad. The cleric had died and just before hand, the mystic in group had cast res on him. The party ended up whiping out, but there were no complaints except from the cleric;
Cleric: Why did you cast that on me?
Mystic: So you didn't have to port out? O.o
Barb: Res plz
Cleric: I dont need your help, I can res on my own
Me: Uh..
*cleric rezes then rezes the party.*
Cleric: Dont do that again.
*reengage with Pole, and watch the cleric's hp slowly start to dwindle within 2 hits he's below half hp. Mystic is spot healing the party and frantically casting heal pets.*
Cleric: Stop (referencing the mystic's heals I'd assume)
Mystic: *casts res on the cleric again as she watches him die again*
*pole dies as cleric rezes but still gets cred*
Me: He told you not to do that again.
Mystic: I'll remember it the next time I have to save his butt.
Cleric: Fail squad
I'm Cleric
I heal
Barb: I thought we did pretty well?
Sin:
Wiz: I dont know what you're complaining about o:
*cleric duels Mystic, loses, rage quits*
All: o.O
Mystic: Should I've let him win? ^^;; *casts Res on the cleric as he's timering out*0 -
b:laughb:laughb:laughCadeal - Dreamweaver wrote: »All: o.O
Mystic: Should I've let him win? ^^;; *casts Res on the cleric as he's timering out*If i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh0 -
^ I lold.
Cold, you ninja >:( And why you have my archer's name QQ0 -
GrimReaperHC wrote: »1st of April, 2011. Me bored in West Archo. Me ... troll b:sin Me buys teles. Me WCs :
"WTS Mod account on the forums, PM me prices, quick"
Me troll wins. Results - PMs saying "I screenshot that and sending ticket, enjoy your ban."
Me troll fails. Friends PMing "LOL". :C
Priceless!
Grim has made Fuzzy's day. b:laugh0 -
Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »lemme borrow ur panda, just mail it to me and I'll send you my anniversary mount when I get your panda.
Nuuuu. Dirty would-be panda kidnapper. b:chuckle0 -
GrimReaperHC wrote: »^ I lold.
Cold, you ninja >:( And why you have my archer's name QQ
b:scorn pff i m older then your archer, i m a pro! b:angry delete your archer NAAOOOOb:heartIf i m trolling and spamming on forum...then i cant sleep and need a good laugh0 -
A long time ago, when I was 89, a BM in his early 80s PMed me while I was minding my own business at the forges in south arch asking if the faction I was in back in that time was recruiting. Got an officer to talk to him and 2-3 mins later he was in. He thanked me, then:
BM: So you seem like a high level wizard
Me: Huh? o.o I'm a cleric o.o
BM: Oh, sorry, most clerics go sage and I saw you had a demon culti fairy. Most wizards go demon.
...by the way, I was flying right in front of him. And, yes, I was using elf wings.
Us demon clerics get no luv b:sad0 -
*pats Soira on the head* there there *invites my mystic friend to cast res on you*0
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