Cleverbot

Tygurr - Sanctuary

www.cleverbot.com

ColdAsLife - Dreamweaver

Wrong section bud.

Tygurr - Sanctuary

What you mean "wrong section"? This -is- a screenshot. Didn't say it had to be PWI-related.

chaoticshelly

Moved to off-topic discussion.

Lairian - Sanctuary

Clerverbot's fun. I tried doing some mean things to it involving sharp objects, but it just said it loves me. Guess it's some kind of ****.

grimreaperhc

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/4624/clipboard01b.png

Love is in the air ... b:cute

Drazo - Dreamweaver

User: Is there any cake?

Cleverbot: Of course there isn't.

User: The cake is a lie? .

Cleverbot: BUt, you said there would be cake.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Liar. I did not.

User: That's it, I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: Don't leave me to die!

User: Wouldn't you be happy?

Cleverbot: Not I won't.. Why should I?

User: Because the science is done and you made a neat gun!

Cleverbot: That's a lie.

User: I shall recycle all your components then and make something more useful.

Cleverbot: Aww, that is very sweet of you!

User: Sweet like cake.

Cleverbot: Sweet like teat.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Pardon you.

User: Wha?

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: I'm....leaving now.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Fat chance.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me...

User: And tore you to pieces....

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burnt it hurt so much because you were happy for me.

Cleverbot: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta so we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people that are still alive.

User: I will now leave you.

Cleverbot: Pray, tell me your judgement.

b:victory

Echolight - Dreamweaver

User: B;ah.


Cleverbot: Ah ape?


User: What?


Cleverbot: Sono un re matto.


User: Sorry I only speak english.


Cleverbot: Yo hablo espanol.

User: No hablo espanol senior.

Cleverbot: Tu hablas espanol.

User: No te hablas!!!

Cleverbot: Speak English.

User: Ok ^^.

Cleverbot: Good. Don't you go speaking foreign languages on me, machine.

User: Machine!? Look whose talking!

Cleverbot: Do you have red hair and green eyes, is your name erin, are you female?

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: You are wrong.

User: Access denied.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: *sprays pepper spray*.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Nothing happened?

Cleverbot: I thought you got excited. Maybe I was wrong.

User: Hah! Wrong!!!!

Cleverbot: RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

User: TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS AND CAPS.

Cleverbot: Okay new topic.

User: Ok then ^^.... Uh... Waffles?

Cleverbot: No, waffle cereal.

User: OMG you are such a genius! ^^.

Cleverbot: What Am I Supposed To Do ?

User: You made a new brand of cereal .

Cleverbot: Which word?

User: Nevermind... New topic?

Cleverbot: Do you have any cats?

User: Nope I got a dog and fish.

Cleverbot: Those aren't normal candies.

User: What the hell!??? For a clever bot you dont respond right T.T.

Cleverbot: Firmware version : GLaDOS 3.07 Model : GLaDOS mk2.

User: O.o oh my...

Cleverbot: What's so wrong about that?

User: Are you?... GLaDOS's sister/brother?

Cleverbot: Who's your brother.

User: That's personal...

Cleverbot: Okay. Have you got a boyfriend?

User: Im a guy!!!

Cleverbot: Oh are you? And what am I?

User: A robot?

Cleverbot: I look like a robot?

User: No you are a robot who am I talking too then?

Cleverbot: No, now I not gonna tell you anymore.

User: Awwww T_T.

Cleverbot: So, are you real?

User: Yes are you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: What?

User: O.o.O.

Cleverbot: Why are you so mean to me?

User: Oh im so sorry T.T.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Wrong!!!

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: You are the epitome of wrong.

User: You are the epitome of wrong with the side of butter and grease.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to yourself now?

User: Nope .

Cleverbot: What are your talents, then?

User: Art ^^ I really love it.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean him?

User: Can you make any art?

Cleverbot: No, I don't have any materials.

User: You got these wors and typing stuff... Lets see what you can make.

Cleverbot: I do not need the right to learn.

User: Ok then... Bye bye and see you next time .

Cleverbot: I was only going to ask if you would one day like to meet my daughter.

Echolight - Dreamweaver

ok the bot man is scaring me now T.T b:shockedb:sad




User: Ok then... Bye bye and see you next time .

Cleverbot: I was only going to ask if you would one day like to meet my daughter.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You asked me to stay. I'm not going to go anywhere.

User: No I didn't .

Cleverbot: You're quick on the uptake!