archosaurs best punchlines?

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Proski - Archosaur
Proski - Archosaur Posts: 936 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Etherblade (West)
rules: if you post in this thread you have to make fun of yourself and provide at least one

let me start

proski:
overselling fun

mango:
bad apples & conjecture

arieswood:
refined communities

zhadi:
im quitting

blood:
well the kicker is....

kat:
no drama

potato:
peace and serenity
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  • AgentPotato - Archosaur
    AgentPotato - Archosaur Posts: 324 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    potato:

    this is my last post in this thread

    proski:

    cool story brah

    miz:

    oh.

    ara:

    this is my last post in this thread

    soochi:

    u fail


    b:shutup
  • StudmuffinIX - Archosaur
    StudmuffinIX - Archosaur Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    cloud:

    why doesnt he want me

    proski:

    why doesnt stud want me

    zhadi:

    bro........ why wont stud be with me

    rionhale:

    QQ....
  • KaiserNeko - Archosaur
    KaiserNeko - Archosaur Posts: 192 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    nahktuul: hit and run like in the projects.

    FannMan: finally my fleas shall be rank 9.

    _Mango/_Geogaddi/_ShamwowGaddi: Conjecture and dont judge me!

    Tamias: if i see u in hell i will slaughter your family...

    Misha: *gives stuff to u* i LOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEEEU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    RioNHale: "i dont think that a faction can have its members "stolen", its just that u probably arent doing something to keep them around", "rescind is taking away our members what ***'s lets not show up to the TW's, they dont deserve it."

    Bun$: u fail kaiser

    Soochi: u fail kaiser

    rescind: u fail kaiser

    archosaur server: u really do fail kaiser!

    FrankieRaye: minor localization changes
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    you flail
  • Kattanyia - Archosaur
    Kattanyia - Archosaur Posts: 226 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Proski: I am Proski Wallace

    Geo: Makes me want to punch a baby - Don't judge me!!

    Kat: No drama...then responds to posts which cause more drama b:surrender

    leaz: Mango, mango, mango, mango, mango...mangoooooooo

    BLOOD: I am almost always right..and if I'm not right I say so

    Katlanie: Lawl

    Rynis: WTF?

    Kazamir: I see how it is :(

    KaidaHoshi: shut the **** up

    Weow: kekekekee

    Cable: I am a strong, independent, black woman - Chicken!!
  • NoLyf - Archosaur
    NoLyf - Archosaur Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    DNeMeSiS : I m drunk atm..

    Soochi : i 1 hit all in tw....

    PossessD_ : WTB sugarmommy

    Metridium: i Dont CS

    Studmuffin : u nab

    FastTwitch : Slaps my peepee on ,,,,b:shocked
  • WnbTank - Archosaur
    WnbTank - Archosaur Posts: 1,472 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    WnbTank: I`m bit drunk(The narla application version 1)... Sadly I dont remember if I said that, I just was told I did admit it... & I`m right most of the time

    Mango: bad apples.

    Proski: I TW for fun

    Random nemesis officers: Refined community

    Blood: ... Sorry bro, you ramble like the old man you are, we youngsters forget what we read the moment we stop reading.

    Soochi: lolololol, I oneshot *Insert name*

    Possessed: Buff hoe

    Metridium: WTB wife

    Martiin: Hey all, any PK out there? No? Well cya later then.

    Crelor: Delta?

    Agent: I love *insert name* & I hope rest of you do too, at least give it a chance!
    Trolling Sid since So Hot :o
  • Weow - Archosaur
    Weow - Archosaur Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    *_________________________________________*


    Neriti: Shup ou!! kthanks.

    Lusin: I see what yall did there. F*** yall.

    edit:

    ekjejeKkekeekekkKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEE
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tamias - Archosaur
    Tamias - Archosaur Posts: 264 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Tamias- The Dealer of Archo at your serv- GTFO OUT OF MY HERB PATCHES D:<

    Bun$- But...but I WANT THAT MOUNT. It's rare!

    Kaida_Hoshi- You nab

    KaiserNeko-My fleas will all have R9 one of these days...

    Possesed- buff me D:<

    Cable- When a Man...loves...another man. I will rub ice cream all over my nipples.

    Soochi- I can one shot anyone, anytime, anywhere

    Zarbone- My wife is gonna kill meh >.<

    kKRYSTALIZE- Im drunk...lF some hot ***

    Metridium- Whats farming, I cs too much

    kirkitsune- dangit I have homework to do but I dont wanna get off yet

    Claciusville- *collects the server's vent info for every faction* *gets on vent* OH GAWD WHAT DID I WALK INTO *logs off*
    Tamias-
    The Dealer at your service b:cute
  • darkymoon
    darkymoon Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Only one:

    KHRYSTALZE : I want to have a Miami USA Beach shop and sell windsurfing stuff
  • XCableX - Archosaur
    XCableX - Archosaur Posts: 1,338 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    BigFluffy - Mom! I'll be off the computer at 3:30!
    All I can think of.
    youtube.com/xArsonist18 : XCableX's TW videos

    pwcalc.com/56b00d33a8c63c7d : Current BM Build for TW
  • Swannx - Archosaur
    Swannx - Archosaur Posts: 252 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Tamias - Archosaur wrote: »
    Zarbone- My wife is gonna kill meh >.<

    b:laugh
    [SIGPIC]http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=462582003&dateline=1284962279[/SIGPIC]
  • KHRYSTALIZE - Archosaur
    KHRYSTALIZE - Archosaur Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    AzuraEclipse - come soochi is here
  • Anthemyra - Archosaur
    Anthemyra - Archosaur Posts: 247 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Myra : i think i'm going to roll another cleric - @.@ she is lv 35 alredy XD

    Maiden <3: *world chat* some1 sell me some fash i'm bored (she was healing during world boss at that time XD)

    Poss : any cleric in arch that can buff me?

    Tamy : get the **** off my routes! @.@ ...

    Wnb : kitty knows this well ...*insert w/e*

    Cable : brownie pics, nude pics, chickens, Rob ... more brownie pics .... shut up, ciber, - not necesary in that order ... prob Rob is first.

    Pulse : come ... i'll solo the fc for you ... i died 5 times ... still got enough exp ... <3

    Maiden again <3: let's ciber Doom is afk
    Doom: i'm not sleeping :O

    Martin : i wana catch butterflyes with you

    kirk : barb-cleric <3

    p.s. @wnb u did say in the first app to narla that u were drunk ... i've seen it to :P
  • Kehrendorh - Archosaur
    Kehrendorh - Archosaur Posts: 492 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Me: I LOVE YOU CABLE!
  • Martin - Harshlands
    Martin - Harshlands Posts: 207 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Martiin - Why do I bother logging in?

    Martiin - I want to be inside you!

    Martiin - Bend over!

    Martiin - Want to wrestle?

    Martiin - Have my babies?

    Don't remember other peoples, I don't have good memory.
    PvE = F2P PvP = P2P
  • BLOODMYSTIC - Archosaur
    BLOODMYSTIC - Archosaur Posts: 1,842 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Martin: random flirts with Kaida

    Kaida: random flirts with Martin

    Katanyia: "I honestly don't know why I read these forums . . . . "

    Proski: "And thats whats so amazing, its like a long tailed cat on a hot tin roof . . . . "

    Agent/Cable/handfulofothers: anything with "hard", "long", "hairy", "rough", "sweaty", "
    "stiff", "butt", "oral", or "chickens" in it.

    Proclivity: "im quitting the game"

    Pluto: "all you ever do it bladetempest . . . ."

    Studmuffin: "This guy . . . . ." (how could noone get this yet?)

    WNB: "it seems like the butthurt is in the opposite direction"

    ArchCaoCao: "me have fun when open packs"

    Heaven: "where is he . . . a f%#@ / bystander: there"

    Pannzer: "I'm toooooo squishy"

    Fast_Twitch: "Why can't I stun you?"

    Numerous random noobs at PQ: "Stop kill stealing - this is our pit, not yours"

    Anyone logged into pwi: "I don't cash shop", "I used mirages", "I farmed it"

    Nahk: "You will all get your turn to die."

    BLOODMYSTIC: my life is a punchline, ijs
    "And as for bragging, I don't need to brag. I am famous, yo. My accomplishments are legendary. I am BLOODMYSTIC, speaker of truth, bane of the Barbarians of Impulse, slayer of the **** of Narla, liberator of all the free peoples of the Archosaur server, former master propagandist for our leader in freedom, Proski, and Archtroll of the PWI Forums. And now? Amiable pve wizard, beloved by all, aka BLUEMYSTIC. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
  • Zhadi - Archosaur
    Zhadi - Archosaur Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    zhadi:

    -bro....
    -I'm the best archer on the server (: <- (true statement btw lol)

    Proski:

    -I do it for the fun of the server, and you ungrateful bunch of idiots don't appreciate it.

    BLOODMYSTIC:

    -I am right 99% of the time and I admit when I'm wrong, youngin'

    Kattanyia:

    -So much drama. It needs to stop.

    Wnb:

    -ps.
    -pps.
    -ppps.
    -pppps.

    Mizandry:

    -Oh.
    -ijs....
    -"You're all cash shop, no skill" *directed towards iNinjadUrMom <- favorite thing of all time to hear her say b:laugh

    Brogaddi:

    .....too many. His name, as can be seen by my spelling, is a punchline, leave alone everything he says.

    Kazamir:

    -Back when I was on HT....*insert a quote about how badass everybody and their mothers were*
  • _Mizandry - Archosaur
    _Mizandry - Archosaur Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Zhadi - Archosaur wrote: »
    zhadi:

    bro....
    I'm the best archer on the server (: <- (true statement btw lol)

    Proski:

    I do it for the fun of the server, and you ungrateful bunch of idiots don't appreciate it.

    BLOODMYSTIC:

    I am right 99% of the time and I admit when I'm wrong, youngin'

    Kattanyia:

    So much drama. It needs to stop.

    Wnb:

    ps.
    pps.
    ppps.
    pppps.

    Mizandry:

    Oh.
    ijs....
    "You're all cash shop, no skill" *directed towards iNinjadUrMom <- favorite thing of all time to hear her say b:laugh

    Brogaddi:

    .....too many. His name, as can be seen by my spelling, is a punchline, leave alone everything he says.

    Kazamir:

    Back when I was on HT....*insert a quote about how badass everybody and their mothers were*

    umm I don't think I've ever even spoke to Ninja... But okay.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Too cold for you to keep her, Too hot for you to leave her <3
  • Zhadi - Archosaur
    Zhadi - Archosaur Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    _Mizandry - Archosaur wrote: »
    umm I don't think I've ever even spoke to Ninja... But okay.

    Nobody ever remembers things that don't benefit them.

    I can tell you what happened (:

    *Zhadi logs in and goes to west gate*
    *Mizandry and Authentic begin to troll about him quitting and being back in game*
    *Mizandry tries to PK Zhadi*
    *Zhadi Stuns, iNinjadUrMom 1 shots*

    Zhadi: lol...
    Mizandry: lol... you didn't do anything, it was Ninja.

    *Mizandry goes to get her BM*
    *Mizandry tries to kill Zhadi, but couldn't*
    *iNinjadUrMom comes out of stealth and kills her with Zhadi*
    *Mizandry comes back out*

    Mizandry: You're all cash shop, no skill.

    *iNinjadUrMom pops out of stealth, and 2 shots Mizandry's 13k HP BM*

    iNinjadUrMom: All bark... no bite *stealth*

    Zhadi: lol....
  • _Mizandry - Archosaur
    _Mizandry - Archosaur Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Zhadi - Archosaur wrote: »
    Nobody ever remembers things that don't benefit them.

    I can tell you what happened (:

    *Zhadi logs in and goes to west gate*
    *Mizandry and Authentic begin to troll about him quitting and being back in game*
    *Mizandry tries to PK Zhadi*
    *Zhadi Stuns, iNinjadUrMom 1 shots*

    Zhadi: lol...
    Mizandry: lol... you didn't do anything, it was Ninja.

    *Mizandry goes to get her BM*
    *Mizandry tries to kill Zhadi, but couldn't*
    *iNinjadUrMom comes out of stealth and kills her with Zhadi*
    *Mizandry comes back out*

    Mizandry: You're all cash shop, no skill.

    *iNinjadUrMom pops out of stealth, and 2 shots Mizandry's 13k HP BM*

    iNinjadUrMom: All bark... no bite *stealth*

    Zhadi: lol....

    Those weren't the exact words, but overall that's what happened. Too bad you couldn't kill me either. I had you on the BM, but he came out when you had like no health left and killed me. I guess king Zhadi, the best archer on Arch, didn't wanna 1v1 that day.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Too cold for you to keep her, Too hot for you to leave her <3
  • Zhadi - Archosaur
    Zhadi - Archosaur Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    _Mizandry - Archosaur wrote: »
    Those weren't the exact words, but overall that's what happened. Too bad you couldn't kill me either. I had you on the BM, but he came out when you had like no health left and killed me. I guess king Zhadi, the best archer on Arch, didn't wanna 1v1 that day.

    Word for word, babe (:

    I didn't mind a 1v1, he just so happened to want revenge cuz Mizandry and Authentic never like 1v1s vs people who they are en par with.

    No, you never had me. Not even close. In fact, I don't remember you even landing 1 stun on me cuz you were getting kited around pretty well.

    In your defense, I never had your BM either. As many times as I hit you, I just simply don't have the power on my bow to take down your full +10 4 vit stone nirvana set on that BM.
    Talk about all cash shop, no skill.

    Funny, though, how nobody had complained about a little fun being poked at them on this thread until you came along.
  • AgentPotato - Archosaur
    AgentPotato - Archosaur Posts: 324 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Zhadi - Archosaur wrote: »
    Word for word, babe (:

    I didn't mind a 1v1, he just so happened to want revenge cuz Mizandry and Authentic never like 1v1s vs people who they are en par with.

    No, you never had me. Not even close. In fact, I don't remember you even landing 1 stun on me cuz you were getting kited around pretty well.

    In your defense, I never had your BM either. As many times as I hit you, I just simply don't have the power on my bow to take down your full +10 4 vit stone nirvana set on that BM.
    Talk about all cash shop, no skill.

    Funny, though, how nobody had complained about a little fun being poked at them on this thread until you came along.

    Now *I* on the other hand have had your archer many, many long nights b:dirty
  • Zhadi - Archosaur
    Zhadi - Archosaur Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    AgentPotato - Archosaur wrote: »
    Now *I* on the other hand have had your archer many, many long nights b:dirty

    b:dirty
  • _Mizandry - Archosaur
    _Mizandry - Archosaur Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Zhadi - Archosaur wrote: »
    Word for word, babe (:

    I didn't mind a 1v1, he just so happened to want revenge cuz Mizandry and Authentic never like 1v1s vs people who they are en par with.

    No, you never had me. Not even close. In fact, I don't remember you even landing 1 stun on me cuz you were getting kited around pretty well.

    In your defense, I never had your BM either. As many times as I hit you, I just simply don't have the power on my bow to take down your full +10 4 vit stone nirvana set on that BM.
    Talk about all cash shop, no skill.

    Funny, though, how nobody had complained about a little fun being poked at them on this thread until you came along.

    I don't mind fun and being poked at by people who I know are trying to do it to be funny and just make jokes. But you aren't doing it for that purpose and we both know that.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Too cold for you to keep her, Too hot for you to leave her <3
  • Zhadi - Archosaur
    Zhadi - Archosaur Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    _Mizandry - Archosaur wrote: »
    I don't mind fun and being poked at me by people who I know are trying to do it to be funny and just make jokes. But you aren't doing it for that purpose and we both know that.

    Whatever the purpose is...
    I thought it was a funny punchline.

    I'm sorry for hurting your feelings, Mizandry.
  • _Mizandry - Archosaur
    _Mizandry - Archosaur Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Zhadi - Archosaur wrote: »
    Whatever the purpose is...
    I thought it was a funny punchline.

    I'm sorry for hurting your feelings, Mizandry.

    They aren't hurt....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Too cold for you to keep her, Too hot for you to leave her <3
  • Zhadi - Archosaur
    Zhadi - Archosaur Posts: 695 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    _Mizandry - Archosaur wrote: »
    They aren't hurt....

    oh
    b:cute
  • _Mizandry - Archosaur
    _Mizandry - Archosaur Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Shrimp: "I don't care" That's his answer to everything!

    Hungry: "Miz, ****"

    Mango: "I'm using the penny glitch"

    Weow: "kekekekekeke" "I love you."

    Acuity: "I'm imagefaving"

    Acuity and Hungry: "So on a scale from 1 to Shrimp?"

    Navajin: "My eat!"

    Me: "Wait...... what?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Too cold for you to keep her, Too hot for you to leave her <3
  • Mustang_Roy - Archosaur
    Mustang_Roy - Archosaur Posts: 219 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    My memories are fading...

    Mustang: "QQ Narla give us TW"
    => Proski: " I will get unbanned tomorrow for SURE"

    Chasini: "It is all about the 5 aps"
    StudmuffinIX: "Zhai?"
    Zhai: "I have 20k hp"
    Weow: "Weooow"
    Dreamy: "I can 1 shot _____ and ______"
    Bloodmystic: "I can also 1 shot ____ and ____" (Drops BT randomly on west)
    Quinfu: "I am so hot"

    ***Cable: "I am noob"
  • Proski - Archosaur
    Proski - Archosaur Posts: 936 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Mustang_Roy - Archosaur wrote: »
    Mustang: => Proski: " I will get unbanned tomorrow for SURE"
    '


    hahaah win win win

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