Legend of the Udertaker

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WritersBlock - Sanctuary
WritersBlock - Sanctuary Posts: 96 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Twilight Temple (West)
Based on a true story:

I was grinding in the swamps late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my Walker ran over to kill the knight
And suddenly to my surprise

The Rider died
He did the monster crash
The monster crash
My Walker didn't bash
The monster crash
But he did not bash
The monster crash
Walker no did bash!

But then I spotted the green dot on my map
So I unclicked hide the nearby players ****
And what appeared was a man in black
Blasting mobs and putting money in his pack

The Rider crash
He did the monster crash
The monster bash
Then he did a slow walk dash
A slow walk dash
Udertaker slow walk dash?
The monster bash
Why a slow walk dash?

So if you're ever in the swamps late one night
You may have the chance to see a nice cool sight
There's a guy called Udertaker who may not talk
But he takes the winding pathway in a very, very slow walk.

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What does this have to do with anything? I don't know. I just find this randomly slow walking guy some new kind of awesome. Seen him do this several times. Just. Slowly. Walking. Along.

The real question is:

Have you witnessed the Udertaker's slow, slow walk? b:chuckle
b:angry why isn't there a thumbs up smiley?!?!?!
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  • Katzyn - Sanctuary
    Katzyn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,270 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Omg, I love that guy.

    I was aoe grinding on my cleric, just on the outskirts of the Swamp, on some petaliis. I had gathered up a lot of them when he came by...and he sat down near me, as if he was fascinated by what I was doing. Now, usually I get suspicious, cause people try stealing my mobs and/or drops at this point, but now...he just sat there.

    When all the mobs were dead, he stood and said "thanks". I was extremely confused. "They always kill me with all the poison." I laughed.

    Dude's awesome. *tiger thumb's-up emote*
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    is he as legendary as hatedsoul?
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  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Why does he take udders, and what does he use them for?
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
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    FatherTed - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Why does he take udders, and what does he use them for?
    *kicks ted back to his server* >.> out you
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  • WritersBlock - Sanctuary
    WritersBlock - Sanctuary Posts: 96 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    who's hatedsoul? O.O
    b:angry why isn't there a thumbs up smiley?!?!?!
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    *kicks ted back to his server* >.> out you

    You can try all you want but I be bigger than you b:thanks
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  • TheDan - Sanctuary
    TheDan - Sanctuary Posts: 3,495 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    I miss that show Legend of the Seeker. D:
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  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    That series of books was utter ****.

    First two were ok and then it went to hell.
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  • Belgare - Sanctuary
    Belgare - Sanctuary Posts: 210 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    The guy is cool and really nice. I found him the 1st time walking slowly on a path in some woods around Sanctuary and I followed him for a while wondering what he was up to. I asked once why he walks and he said because the world was pretty and didn't want to rush through it.
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  • Lu$t - Sanctuary
    Lu$t - Sanctuary Posts: 1,005 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    hmm reminds me of the old man that just takes in the world's beauty. Sometimes it's nice to slow down one's pace of life; whether it be to think or just have a clear mind from the chaos we call normal life. Finally a Legend that isn't being noticed for a negative trait. *thumbs up*
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  • Shandelzare - Sanctuary
    Shandelzare - Sanctuary Posts: 732 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    WritersBlock - Sanctuary wrote: »
    who's hatedsoul? O.O

    A fairly successful troll. Was active 1-2 years ago. God damn... people still talk about him?
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  • Kupuntu - Sanctuary
    Kupuntu - Sanctuary Posts: 3,008 Arc User
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    Shandelzare - Sanctuary wrote: »
    A fairly successful troll. Was active 1-2 years ago. God damn... people still talk about him?

    I think he quit like... a month or two ago?
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  • Aquilez - Sanctuary
    Aquilez - Sanctuary Posts: 240 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    TheDan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I miss that show Legend of the Seeker. D:

    me too it was nice =/
  • TheDan - Sanctuary
    TheDan - Sanctuary Posts: 3,495 Arc User
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    Aquilez - Sanctuary wrote: »
    me too it was nice =/

    I was sad when they cancelled season 3. Bleh.
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  • RoidAbuse - Sanctuary
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary Posts: 1,066 Arc User
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    Aquilez - Sanctuary wrote: »
    me too it was nice =/

    nerds.
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  • Joshcja - Sanctuary
    Joshcja - Sanctuary Posts: 3,502 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    soooo who else is goign to name their seeker lord rahl? <.< >.>
    Gifs are hard to make work here
  • TheDan - Sanctuary
    TheDan - Sanctuary Posts: 3,495 Arc User
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    Joshcja - Sanctuary wrote: »
    soooo who else is goign to name their seeker lord rahl? <.< >.>

    Richard Rahl. b:chuckle
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited February 2011
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    someone was already named rahl
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