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omghailessthan3
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Ok HI! uhm, my name is legend and most of you know me as well uhm, uh, legend! alot of people don;t know me as (refertocurrentusername) and uhm well so ya and thats my user name on pwi! anyways back to Omg hai ^___^ I'm legend-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ videogames 
and my fav is kingdomharts 2!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot wife kerrigan!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw...KERRIGAN!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KERRIGAN-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!she looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then she saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY ZERG WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NOVA CAUSE KERRIGAN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then kerrigan held me close =^______^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ultralisks!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;; so then the next day at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew, and she's pretty hot. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log in with your student ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Miss Depew. That's where all the trouble started.
Firstly, I walked into the office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I akwardly make stupid small talk until she's finished.
"Oh hey, what are you eating?"
"Salmon. I love it, I eat it practically every day."
"Just salmon? That's weird." Why did I say this?
"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods... you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."
"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*
Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the **** really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:
"Okay, your account name is [my name] and your password is 'depewissexy'...
Oh ****. I completely forgot that I put that as my password at the beginning of the year. What the heck was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,
"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself." I was so freaking embarassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the heck out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she said kept me standing out the doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit my like a train full of bricks. She was eating salmon.
She tries to eat healthy, all-natural foods like wild berries and honey.
She told me that I might want to bear in mind the kind of things I want to keep to myself.
Miss Depew was... a bear.
Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered of the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath its massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The preschoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. I walked across the monkey bars to a tree which I climbed to the roof of the preschool. I was eventually able to flag down a passing helicopter. I had survived... And thats how I spent my winter months.
True story bro.
and my fav is kingdomharts 2!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot wife kerrigan!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw...KERRIGAN!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KERRIGAN-SAMA!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!she looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then she saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat network technician watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY ZERG WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NOVA CAUSE KERRIGAN-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then kerrigan held me close =^______^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ultralisks!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;; so then the next day at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew, and she's pretty hot. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at a TV station or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log in with your student ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to go see Miss Depew. That's where all the trouble started.Firstly, I walked into the office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I akwardly make stupid small talk until she's finished.
"Oh hey, what are you eating?"
"Salmon. I love it, I eat it practically every day."
"Just salmon? That's weird." Why did I say this?
"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods... you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."
"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*
Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the **** really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:
"Okay, your account name is [my name] and your password is 'depewissexy'...
Oh ****. I completely forgot that I put that as my password at the beginning of the year. What the heck was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door she says,
"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself." I was so freaking embarassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the heck out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she said kept me standing out the doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit my like a train full of bricks. She was eating salmon.
She tries to eat healthy, all-natural foods like wild berries and honey.
She told me that I might want to bear in mind the kind of things I want to keep to myself.
Miss Depew was... a bear.
Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crashing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered of the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath its massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos towards the back exit. The preschoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. I walked across the monkey bars to a tree which I climbed to the roof of the preschool. I was eventually able to flag down a passing helicopter. I had survived... And thats how I spent my winter months.
True story bro.
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/5char[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Kantorek: we hope to see the economy in PWI come back "down to earth" if you will."
*One week later*
"Frankieraye: Lucky Corals and Platinum Charms are going to be in the Boutique indefinitely."
*few months later, PWI puts rank8/9 into the CS insanely cheap, raising gold 1mill+*0 -
you lost me after the boxxyy reference.......[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Epros - Raging Tide wrote: »you lost me after the boxxyy reference.......
I was thinking about doing each part seperate after a new response was posted, to peak interest in those who might want to read more but then I realized that rt forums are wayy to inactive now so I just decided to put it all in one and go back to bnet.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
omghailessthan3 wrote: »I was thinking about doing each part seperate after a new response was posted, to peak interest in those who might want to read more but then I realized that rt forums are wayy to inactive now so I just decided to put it all in one and go back to bnet.
all hail the queen.
also, tabby isnt that bad.
and cracky is legit too[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Okay then...
*moves thread to Off Topic Discussion*
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Epros - Raging Tide wrote: »all hail the queen.
also, tabby isnt that bad.
and cracky is legit too
I wasn't aware bastilla was a /b/ fgt, all hail zunechan [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
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omghailessthan3 wrote: »I wasn't aware bastilla was a /b/ fgt, all hail zunechan
wuts bee?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Not gonna lie...I didn't read that. Waaay too much for me to read. b:surrender0
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Legend, Dyldo says you cant have her phone number cuz you made this thread. b:victory[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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What the...I skimmed some of that. Could it be any more random b:shocked0
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Dylena - Raging Tide wrote: »Legend, Dyldo says you cant have her phone number cuz you made this thread. b:victory
forever a fish ;___;[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
MrSyko - Raging Tide wrote: »Not gonna lie...I didn't read that. Waaay too much for me to read. b:surrender
Wow.... What is she doing?0
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