If you could be any PWI NPC, which would you be and why?

Longknife - Harshlands
Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
edited January 2011 in General Discussion
I'd be Goshiki, cause wtf that dude's body stays in perfect condition, even after death.
I <3 AGOREY
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  • Naivety - Harshlands
    Naivety - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Id be Tu Jo.

    People are always bringing her nice shiny gems despite her facking ugly face.

    I wish I was loved like that b:sad
  • Woneo - Harshlands
    Woneo - Harshlands Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Duke Blacke.
  • Foxieee_trek - Harshlands
    Foxieee_trek - Harshlands Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    i would be one of the guards :p i would run out of town and kill all reddies lolz
    venomacer lvl 80b:pleased
    assasin lvl62b:victory
    Ah, crazy rich bored people, I will never be able to understand them. b:surrender
  • Derressh - Dreamweaver
    Derressh - Dreamweaver Posts: 806 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Mrs. Zoologist.

    I'd have fun ticking people's charms, slowing them to 1m/s, and stunning them for 10 seconds even if they didn't touch my pets. b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I main a 97 Psy named /\bra. The forums don't like his name.
    So I post on my Barb.
    [On possibly-permanent hiatus]
  • HealingBliss - Lost City
    HealingBliss - Lost City Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I dunno but that drunken old swordsman kills mobs wayyy faster than any 5.0 squad
    Shhh don't troll, it's yulk bait.
  • Susylu - Heavens Tear
    Susylu - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,786 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    HealingBliss - Lost City wrote: »
    I dunno but that drunken old swordsman kills mobs wayyy faster than any 5.0 squad

    true... but I'd hate to be an old man stuck in some dungeon all day long... for eternity...
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  • Naivety - Harshlands
    Naivety - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Susylu - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    true... but I'd hate to be an old man stuck in some dungeon all day long... for eternity...

    Choose the right dungeon and youl get buckets of wine tho. 79 is probably the best :P
  • HealingBliss - Lost City
    HealingBliss - Lost City Posts: 136 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Oh theres also a monster npc on nameless isle (666,666) who begs you to kill him.
    Shhh don't troll, it's yulk bait.
  • SkogDyr - Lost City
    SkogDyr - Lost City Posts: 561 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I'd be the auctioneer. That wench gets mega coins from me all day.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SQUISHKASS - Sanctuary
    SQUISHKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 269 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I'd be the Banker b:sin
    *a sudden flood of tickets about missing items, $ & sc rewed up safe codes*
  • JanusZeal - Heavens Tear
    JanusZeal - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,852 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Head Hunter.

    Kill your target Duke Blacke, then report to the Head Hunter. Duke Blacke lives in Archosaur.
  • Naivety - Harshlands
    Naivety - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    JanusZeal - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Head Hunter.

    Kill your target Duke Blacke, then report to the Head Hunter. Duke Blacke lives in Archosaur.

    Thing is, knowing you youd have to PAY 2 mill to take the quest.

    Then again, if its dropping Duke Blacke down a big pit, youd have some customers...
  • threepointone
    threepointone Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Banker Wang sounds like a pretty cool guy.
  • DaKillanator - Raging Tide
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide Posts: 2,965 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Arena master, so everyone could finally use the damn place...
  • Naivety - Harshlands
    Naivety - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Arena master, so everyone could finally use the damn place...

    We can use it lol. People just dont because its set up dreadfully.

    You basically buy 105k "Chips" to bet.

    The chips then NPC for 100k.

    So you win your opponents chips = wewt. Lose yours = Damn. Draw? Everyone loses 5k per chip they bought.

    Plus you dont drop in there, so few people are interested in entering.
  • DaKillanator - Raging Tide
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide Posts: 2,965 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Naivety - Harshlands wrote: »
    sad information.

    that sucks b:sad

    btw, when you gonna fight my sin? he jus got his tt60 dags, I'm totally ready to take you b:laugh
  • Naivety - Harshlands
    Naivety - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide wrote: »
    that sucks b:sad

    btw, when you gonna fight my sin? he jus got his tt60 dags, I'm totally ready to take you b:laugh

    Im down at Tusk town right now.

    I warn you, im hardcore now, I managed to +2 my Chest Pants and Daggers!

    Almost 5k HP b:cool

    (Yes I know thats bad, dont bother telling me. Tell my 5.6-9.2k Unsparked PAtk instead b:sin)
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I'd be Guard Li. That dude gets all the womens :3
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • Naivety - Harshlands
    Naivety - Harshlands Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide wrote: »
    that sucks b:sad

    btw, when you gonna fight my sin? he jus got his tt60 dags, I'm totally ready to take you b:laugh

    I was there for 2 hours, why didnt you come? b:sad
  • Evict - Heavens Tear
    Evict - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,301 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    General Summer!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Dysk is my tasty chimichanga. <3
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Mysterious Merchant, of course.

    You want that mold you can easily farm from an fb but don't because you're a lazy ****? That'll be 1.7mil, dude. b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
    I <3 Subtraction.
    /blatant sig copy is blatant

    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • Evict - Heavens Tear
    Evict - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,301 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Eoria - Harshlands wrote: »
    Mysterious Merchant, of course.

    You want that mold you can easily farm from an fb but don't because you're a lazy ****? That'll be 1.7mil, dude. b:cute

    Rank 8 will be $73 for you, because you've been naughty this year. b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Dysk is my tasty chimichanga. <3
  • Tamias - Archosaur
    Tamias - Archosaur Posts: 264 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Teleporter

    Oh, is that a tattoo across your chest? no no, its just really really REALLY tight fitting...clothingb:sin Every TW this is the NPC that gets the most action/mounting-**** the stupid land officers for instance teleport. (Was that a lagspike or are you happy to see me? ;) )

    *wonders why people are just flying everywhere now*

    But...its only 10k now to go to 1k b:cry
    Tamias-
    The Dealer at your service b:cute
  • Azura - Lost City
    Azura - Lost City Posts: 2,281 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I would like the teleporter, they must have a nice income. b:chuckle

    BTW: the illusion stone is also part of the teleport system, ijs
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  • CandyCorn - Raging Tide
    CandyCorn - Raging Tide Posts: 1,547 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    If i were an npc i would be that huge cube of fate dog (the one you talk to to get into the cube)

    I could eat anyone
    Mess up some yards
    Eat barbs


    What a life..

    And the world is my bathroom too b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Move along..move along
  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    boutique agent
    Gimme your tokens >:D
    [SIGPIC]http://i1218.photobucket.com/albums/dd414/FluffyPeace/screenies and such/2011-03-1116-04-45-1.jpg[/SIGPIC]
    Well hi to you too Frankie b:cute
  • LifeHunting - Lost City
    LifeHunting - Lost City Posts: 1,105 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    West Arch Banker.


    *sudden GM ridding west arch of banker for unknown reasons*
  • Clandore - Lost City
    Clandore - Lost City Posts: 180 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Derressh - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Mrs. Zoologist.

    I'd have fun ticking people's charms, slowing them to 1m/s, and stunning them for 10 seconds even if they didn't touch my pets. b:bye

    Unlike poor lonely Mr. Zoologist under water all by himself D=

    But I'd like to be that really pretty lady in the big room in frost b:dirty
  • sethh
    sethh Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    b:fatbb:spit < Duke!
    i would be ... amm amm an elder no wait ammm amm the wine buy
    b:pleasedI'm ignorant :)
  • Cervantia - Sanctuary
    Cervantia - Sanctuary Posts: 197 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Woneo - Harshlands wrote: »
    Duke Blacke.

    You sure got some guts!
    Remember why he wanders around restless and talks to everybody? Because he has like 7(?) women and all are getting on his nerfes 24/7 ... mostly it's because he...I mean you scewed things up in the past and have to buy one million presents to calm the women down.
    Also everybody on every server think why the hell does that guy never s t fu? I swear if PKin NPCs was introduced a whole batallion of assassins would instantly exit stealth and hit the Duke! Not to mention your voice becomes raspy from screaming all over the perfect world.


    I would want to be the voice in the wind between Ancient Peak and the river Everflow: No one can see me, yet many little humans pay attention to my story and are moved by it. And everybody can imagine their own version of how I might have looked like when I was alive.

    edit: If that position was already taken by another mysterious voice, I'd probably go to become the next Celestial Drunkard at Lothranis.
    Cervantia BM 100 / Calivthel Cleric 101 / Davinella Archer 9x
    Kachengy Seeker 8x / Pianna Wizard 8x


    I need neither goons nor powerleveling.
    Addicted to PW since Mai 09.
    Factionless.

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