Weirdest things people PKed say

CuteButEvil - Harshlands
CuteButEvil - Harshlands Posts: 114 Arc User
edited December 2010 in Dawnglory (EU)
Yes, I'm bored b:laugh What's the weirdest thing people you've PKed said?

I've been told
"If you did this in real life, you go to jail!" Uh...duh?
"Marry me, I like strong girls" I'm already married O.o
"I'm quitting! I hate PK!" Er...this is a PvP server......probably best to, if you can't take it lol
b:victory
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  • Born_Free - Harshlands
    Born_Free - Harshlands Posts: 977 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "Why'd you hit me?" --Uh, because you're pink named, or ganking, or hitting a friend.
    "I wasn't ready yet!" ---Should I give you a timer? .-.
    "But I was invisible!" ---Oh, not to me you weren't.
    "How did you kill my pet?" --Landslide, of course.
    "Just wait until I have 5aps!"---That's good, when you do get it, I'll call in my husband. Maybe then you can pick on someone your own size.

    "I know Jlung and he's gonna beat you up!" ---SHHHHHURE you do.... >.>;
    "Noob TB!" --Rage moar? It's not my fault you're squishy."Nab Psy!" --That's Yulk, try again.
    "....I thought you only existed on forums!" ---You thought wrong, time to die.
    "What are you going to do, use Red Tide? That move so fails." --Orly? Lemme try it then--

    When I die, I usually laugh. You can usually find me laying on the ground in West Arch, talking about ****. Some fun times man....fun times.
  • NiaJade - Harshlands
    NiaJade - Harshlands Posts: 303 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Yes, I'm bored b:laugh What's the weirdest thing people you've PKed said?

    I've been told
    "If you did this in real life, you go to jail!" Uh...duh?
    "Marry me, I like strong girls" I'm already married O.o
    "I'm quitting! I hate PK!" Er...this is a PvP server......probably best to, if you can't take it lol

    1. CHEATER! (my pet was on defend > they hit > nix killed)

    2. I once chased someone, who used fuel crystals to get away from me fast and then they ran smack into a person, who they begged help from, who pked them, and then... I pked. They said 'thank you'. Like Dude, I was initially after YOU...

    3. Threatened to pk someone that was trashing me in safezone. They stepped to that edge of west (top area), which is out of sz. So I stood next to them, second they went afk and pked them. They called me a hacker.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Iamiffy - Harshlands
    Iamiffy - Harshlands Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    _antonyo_'s "im beag in your mathar"
  • MrHanky - Harshlands
    MrHanky - Harshlands Posts: 477 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    buy some armor and skills iamiffy
    b:bye
  • Ajani_ - Harshlands
    Ajani_ - Harshlands Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I will sue you!!!
  • Okeano - Harshlands
    Okeano - Harshlands Posts: 4,943 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Born_Free - Harshlands wrote: »
    "....I thought you only existed on forums!" ---You thought wrong, time to die.

    Nuuuuu yew can't keel meh cuz yew no exist b:cry.

    Iamiffy - Harshlands wrote: »
    _antonyo_'s "im beag in your mathar"

    Haha. He just runs around in circle screaming "Nooooooo!" whenever I try to hit him >_>.
  • Sabre_ - Harshlands
    Sabre_ - Harshlands Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Born_Free - Harshlands wrote: »

    "I know Jlung and he's gonna beat you up!"

    hahaha. had the same thing said to me plenty of times
  • CuteButEvil - Harshlands
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Oh oh, I love it when people say "I'm gonna bring my Zulu main!" then never show up with their "Zulu main". b:chuckle (I always say "Go ahead, I'll wait here")
    b:victory
  • Sabre_ - Harshlands
    Sabre_ - Harshlands Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Oh oh, I love it when people say "I'm gonna bring my Zulu main!" then never show up with their "Zulu main". b:chuckle (I always say "Go ahead, I'll wait here")

    or there lvl 105 char
  • Desiree - Harshlands
    Desiree - Harshlands Posts: 635 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "Learn 2 PK witout nix"
    After PKing someone underwater.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VenomousEmo - Harshlands
    VenomousEmo - Harshlands Posts: 860 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "You stupid ganker. It was 2 v 1. Not fair you stupid noob!"
    Was just me and my nix. He considers my nix another person.

    "I'm gonna kill your mother you ****"
    Try.

    "Why you attack me? I not do nothing to you."
    Why wouldn't I attack a red faction less person?

    "I'm gonna bring my level 101 main and own you, noob"
    Main comes, dies 3 time. Ohsnap.

    And my favorite:
    Shemue: *trys to pk the pet less level 85 veno. Being the level 95 atm, with full TT90, he attacks*
    *The veno responds and attacks back*
    - 2 minutes later -

    Shemue be dead.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • VenomousEmo - Harshlands
    VenomousEmo - Harshlands Posts: 860 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Iamiffy - Harshlands wrote: »
    _antonyo_'s "im beag in your mathar"
    Or...
    antonyo: " u all fails i own all u. u noobs no life cant pk me im too good u noobs!"
    *Someone one shots him*
    antonyo: "LAG"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Acrelar - Harshlands
    Acrelar - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    _antonyo_, Shemue and DragonSlayer have some of the worst comebacks when dying in pvp...closely followed by hellsarcher who either dies of lag or complains about the level advantage when he's running around with blazingazn's +9 hh90 crossbow and a +9tauren cape or whatever...pvp used to be so much fun.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Sig made by Scarlet
  • CuteButEvil - Harshlands
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Got a new one today lol. "Rank 8 ruined PvP!" xD I'm not rank 8.
    b:victory
  • Lutirica - Harshlands
    Lutirica - Harshlands Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Got a new one today lol. "Rank 8 ruined PvP!" xD I'm not rank 8.

    lol are people that stupid?
    Fail troll of harshlands
  • Lanyiara - Harshlands
    Lanyiara - Harshlands Posts: 271 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands wrote: »
    Got a new one today lol. "Rank 8 ruined PvP!" xD I'm not rank 8.

    Thats epic. b:chuckle
  • Hellsarcher - Harshlands
    Hellsarcher - Harshlands Posts: 965 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    rhyme "the only reason you killed me is because you attack when i wasn't looking"

    then he must not have been looking 100+ times b:laugh
  • Lutirica - Harshlands
    Lutirica - Harshlands Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Hellsarcher - Harshlands wrote: »
    rhyme "the only reason you killed me is because you attack when i wasn't looking"

    then he must not have been looking 100+ times b:laugh

    lol ****
    Fail troll of harshlands
  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    There is a lot of people that say crazy QQ's comments on HL about getting pked. Lol b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    ✰The Nostradamus of PWI ✰

    ★ A not so Retired Veteran of PWI ★

    ✰ ~SilverCleric~ ✰
  • Lutirica - Harshlands
    Lutirica - Harshlands Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    SilverCleric - Lost City wrote: »
    There is a lot of people that say crazy QQ's comments on HL about getting pked. Lol b:chuckle

    i have said some myself but i cant remember them :,(
    Fail troll of harshlands
  • StretchIt - Harshlands
    StretchIt - Harshlands Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I got reported for hacking by Behedety and XxClarkxX for pressing bramble rage.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Rasgore - Harshlands
    Rasgore - Harshlands Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    StretchIt - Harshlands wrote: »
    I got reported for hacking by Behedety and XxClarkxX for pressing bramble rage.

    in my time of playing pwi i killed over 250 players and i haven't gone full pk mode yet and most i kill is lvl 70s and 80s and a few 90+ thanks to tree of protection
    all magic and light armor classes i one shot with genie lmao

    victims:most u usually say u dint kill me a archer did
    me : check Ur chat log


    thanks to true emptiness maxed out when fighting 95 plus sin who is charm u bloodbath
    full buffed, and start atck they 10 lvls or more higher than me so i will lose for sure being a barb so i take the fight to the air tree of protection, invoke tick harm the true emptiness dead sin
    dead sin:how can a noob barb like u kill me am 11lvs higher
    me:and whos the noob ?
    RasgoreThE DeStRoYer [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Erzenzia - Harshlands
    Erzenzia - Harshlands Posts: 167 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Faaaak you Mahder beetch!!!

    I hope your kids are eaten by godzilla Zulu ****.

    But but Erzy i love youuuuuu.....

    You suck noob fail BM.( this one always makes me laugh cause there always dead )

    I'm telling Nurf he's gonna kick you we are good friends!!!

    I'm reporting you,you cant pk here your gonna get teh banzor Zulu ****!!! (@ pirates)

    Pffft ill own you on my main..... "kk i'll wait here hurry up!!" (NOBODY EVER SHOWS UP....EVER)


    This one is by and far my favorite it comes from Liberty_ "Is no skill for 5 aps bm kill" remember this comes from a +10 r8 mage fully geared sharded and refined long before the r8 sale. She came back once and tried again soon as she realised she couldnt trip spark 1 shot me she runs once i catch and kill her she says. "You not good i just make mistake miss IG"

    Theres sooooo many more i just woke up and cant think of them i may edit this later.
    Originally Posted by Tryagain - Harshlands
    I always was a strong believer that this game took no skill. Then came Valhalla, and proved me wrong.
  • Born_Free - Harshlands
    Born_Free - Harshlands Posts: 977 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Things I say when I die--
    "Ow."
    "Darn, and I had just gotten up, too."
    "I've fallen, and I can't get up."
    "OKE! REZ ME YOU ****!"
    "...ground tastes funny."
    "I should have ____ "<--(insert instructions that I realize I could have done AFTER I'm dead.)
    "Just think, if I was urDian, you'd be in my position right now!"
    "Ohgodtheregomyorgans."
  • Crescendia - Harshlands
    Crescendia - Harshlands Posts: 805 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    ye people QQ about nix when I hit harder then the nix lol


    Other then that, no weird QQing from people.
    Originally Posted by Curses - Harshlands

    Sidenote: hilarious name for a boat: "Yeah Buoy".

    b:laughb:laugh
  • CuteButEvil - Harshlands
    CuteButEvil - Harshlands Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Erzenzia - Harshlands wrote: »
    I hope your kids are eaten by godzilla Zulu ****.

    wooow lol. b:chuckle
    b:victory
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "The world would've been better off if your mother had just swallowed."

    This was said to a wizzie friend of mine as we zhenned the Archosaur event. Ironically, this means the PKed player was PKing HIMSELF by continuously flying directly into the zhen of a red named wizard and attempting to loot our drops. No idea why, but there were dozens of tards who spent hours doing this, complaining everytime they died as if they didn't expect it to happen, like flies ramming their heads into a lightbulb.
    Other than that, it's always great fun and confusion for everyone when people with half-assed english skills attempt to create insults.
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    HARDCORE DOUBLE POST

    And this isn't exactly a QQ during death, but like two days ago, I was running around with my new r8 stuff, pretending to be some arrogant d-bag who thought he was automatically pr0 at PK because I had r8. I thought my act was pretty obvious: typed in all caps and made the most outrageous statements I could think of, claiming to be one of the only four r8/level 101 players on the entire server while ordering "non-r8 peasants" to kneel before me, but nevertheless I ran into a group of idiots who took me completely seriously and got really friggin' ticked at my "arrogance." Yes, they were level 100s. They went ALL OUT to tried and kill me. xD
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Born_Free - Harshlands
    Born_Free - Harshlands Posts: 977 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    HARDCORE DOUBLE POST

    And this isn't exactly a QQ during death, but like two days ago, I was running around with my new r8 stuff, pretending to be some arrogant d-bag who thought he was automatically pr0 at PK because I had r8. I thought my act was pretty obvious: typed in all caps and made the most outrageous statements I could think of, claiming to be one of the only four r8/level 101 players on the entire server while ordering "non-r8 peasants" to kneel before me, but nevertheless I ran into a group of idiots who took me completely seriously and got really friggin' ticked at my "arrogance." Yes, they were level 100s. They went ALL OUT to tried and kill me. xD

    >.> Wait, you have Rank 8 nao?! ORLY?!

    <.< Does this mean I can have your old TT gear? I would love you very much if you just...mailed it to me. Do it as a Christmas present. To me. Because you love me, amiright? Yar. Do it. Please. Now. Damnit.
  • Lutirica - Harshlands
    Lutirica - Harshlands Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    wow longknife who ever said that i should meet they would be a funny person to be around
    Fail troll of harshlands

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