The official Elvindor be lame here thread

Aneurysmal - Heavens Tear
Aneurysmal - Heavens Tear Posts: 798 Arc User
edited November 2010 in Chronicles
as suggested:
Crazydan - Heavens Tear wrote: »
seriously we need a ELv thread a Mono thread then a TW thread where there is no talking about Elv and Mono man that would be peaceful :)

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  • Isaphet - Heavens Tear
    Isaphet - Heavens Tear Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Sticky this too please b:victory
  • Disarmonia_X - Heavens Tear
    Disarmonia_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 355 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    /EMORAGE


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  • Zaphael - Heavens Tear
    Zaphael - Heavens Tear Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Dear Elvindork,

    You smell funny. Sometimes your jokes are lame. I laugh anyway because I don't want to hurt your feelings. Seriously though, stop telling jokes. Nobody cares about your uncle and your cat. Also, it would be nice if you'd stop afking on the last boss in Nirvana. You know people don't like it when you get us all killed. Especially when you laugh about it after. I am beginning to think you do this on purpose. Also, please stop trying to steal all of the cheese and bacon in the Enrage bank. We don't buy cheese and bacon with our millions of mirages just so you can steal them. Seriously it's getting old. Like your uncle and cat jokes as noted above.

    In the future, I'd also like to ask that you wear pants in TW. I feel awkward healing you while you're not wearing pants. I understand that you're more comfortable that way and cata barbs from Rad stop to hit you and I have to heal you...but this task would be better if you wore clothes...or didn't seem so "happy" if you know what I mean.
    "there is a majority of people I can't here stand anymore. The skill level in TW has decreased dramatically. Frankly I am tired leading a TW of a bunch of idiots and morons. I outlasted my patience for them. I just can't waste anymore time here." ~Ehmi's leaving post.
  • Elvindor - Heavens Tear
    Elvindor - Heavens Tear Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Zaphael - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Dear Elvindork,

    You smell funny. Sometimes your jokes are lame. I laugh anyway because I don't want to hurt your feelings. Seriously though, stop telling jokes. Nobody cares about your uncle and your cat. Also, it would be nice if you'd stop afking on the last boss in Nirvana. You know people don't like it when you get us all killed. Especially when you laugh about it after. I am beginning to think you do this on purpose. Also, please stop trying to steal all of the cheese and bacon in the Enrage bank. We don't buy cheese and bacon with our millions of mirages just so you can steal them. Seriously it's getting old. Like your uncle and cat jokes as noted above.

    In the future, I'd also like to ask that you wear pants in TW. I feel awkward healing you while you're not wearing pants. I understand that you're more comfortable that way and cata barbs from Rad stop to hit you and I have to heal you...but this task would be better if you wore clothes...or didn't seem so "happy" if you know what I mean.

    Ah my dear friend Zaph,

    I know i smell funny, you just need to learn to get over the smell. That smell is what makes the mobs in TT Attract to me. I would stop AFKing last boss nirvana if you started healing me in TT instead of letting the mobs beat me to a pulp. As for stealing the bacon and cheese, all i can say is breakfast has been delicious these past 2 weeks. If your tired of hearing jokes about my uncle and his cat, well there is nothing I can do about that.

    As for pants, ill start wearing pants when you start to wear clothes IRL while TW'ing. Nothing can be done on my part if you dont stop TW'ing Naked IRL.

    So, lets make a Deal... Ill Return the stolen Bacon and Cheese and wear pants in TW if you promise to help me get rid of my horrid smell so the mobs in TT dont attract to me so much D:.
  • Zaphael - Heavens Tear
    Zaphael - Heavens Tear Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I dunno. Do you think tomato juice works like it does for skunk spray? If so, we can go to cost-co and buy tomato juice in bulk. Otherwise, it might be a good idea to go on that hoarder show. Maybe you're a hoarder and that's why you smell funny. Hoarding is the cool thing these days. Maybe you can get on TV too!

    Alas, there is nothing I can do about you dying in TT. You have 5 HP...and you die without even getting hit. I can't heal zero HP nub.
    "there is a majority of people I can't here stand anymore. The skill level in TW has decreased dramatically. Frankly I am tired leading a TW of a bunch of idiots and morons. I outlasted my patience for them. I just can't waste anymore time here." ~Ehmi's leaving post.
  • Elvindor - Heavens Tear
    Elvindor - Heavens Tear Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Zaphael - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I dunno. Do you think tomato juice works like it does for skunk spray? If so, we can go to cost-co and buy tomato juice in bulk. Otherwise, it might be a good idea to go on that hoarder show. Maybe you're a hoarder and that's why you smell funny. Hoarding is the cool thing these days. Maybe you can get on TV too!

    Alas, there is nothing I can do about you dying in TT. You have 5 HP...and you die without even getting hit. I can't heal zero HP nub.

    Tomato juice, Hmmm.... We could try it, if you help be bathe (Better not let Den know b:shutup). Im not much of a hoarder anymore, have you seen my bank? Its almost bare anymore...Although, maybe i could start hoarding again being on a national TV show would be cool. Maybe you could give me some lessons on Hoarding, since your Soooo good at it?

    5 HP, you make me laugh. You're giving me too much credit... Last i checked i had roughly 4 HP.
  • Zaphael - Heavens Tear
    Zaphael - Heavens Tear Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    How can I not let Denrae know? Who did you think was giving you this tomato bath?
    "there is a majority of people I can't here stand anymore. The skill level in TW has decreased dramatically. Frankly I am tired leading a TW of a bunch of idiots and morons. I outlasted my patience for them. I just can't waste anymore time here." ~Ehmi's leaving post.
  • Elvindor - Heavens Tear
    Elvindor - Heavens Tear Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    :O, Kinky **Summons 3 headed Dog named Denrae** This Den? Or the fail bm Den?
  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    o.o you guys are silly. makes me rofl. I wanna hear jokes about you uncle the cat.
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • Elvindor - Heavens Tear
    Elvindor - Heavens Tear Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    o.o you guys are silly. makes me rofl. I wanna hear jokes about you uncle the cat.

    Honestly only a select few are able to hear my jokes about my uncle and his cat. b:laugh








    Actually, there are no jokes about my uncle and his cat, or are there b:avoid
  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    ahhh hes trying the jedi mind trick
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

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  • Elvindor - Heavens Tear
    Elvindor - Heavens Tear Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    ahhh hes trying the jedi mind trick


    **Waves Hands** There are no such thing as Jedi's you silly barb...b:avoid
  • X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear
    X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,301 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    b:dirty
  • Elvindor - Heavens Tear
    Elvindor - Heavens Tear Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Ah Ducky, you were asking about my Uncle and his Cat...

    Ask Trig, he would be able to tell you what its like. seeing as he has experienced it 1st hand :)

    Triggy :D
  • krittycat
    krittycat Posts: 4,187 Community Moderator
    edited November 2010
    This would qualify as spam.

    To the depths with you! b:chuckle
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