formal apology to truthwarren

OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide
OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide Posts: 69 Arc User
edited October 2010 in Tideswell (East)
dear truthwarren,

im sorry that a nonfactor such as myself, who "does not matter" causes you such emotional distress (also known as "making one mad") that you feel the need to remind me after every post i make. i am also sorry that i annoy such a big important factor such as yourself (being level 87 and soooooo factorly must be tough) that you actually get butthurt. i never realize how much you mattered in not only RT and PWI, but the mysterious server known only as IRL. so warren (id call you truth but im not a fan of irony) i present you with these gifts in order to call a truce: (1) anger management book for when i make you mad, (10) stress balls for when the book fails, (1) bottle of proactive acne solutions so you can meet a female besides your mother, (1) book on raising self confidence so you no longer need to try (and fail) to be an internet tough guy, and finally, (1) bottle of SPF 10,000 sunscreen so the sun does not burn you up once you leave the basement

i hope you accept this lowly nonfactors apology


much love, Bastilla <3
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  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Lawl. You're so sad it isn't even funny. But yet it is :)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • Melda - Raging Tide
    Melda - Raging Tide Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    b:chuckleb:chuckleb:chuckle
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oh, by the way Bastilla I thought I'd do you a favor. It seems you know absolutely nothing about my life or who I am so lemme give ya some facts so you don't look like a complete dumbass. Maybe this way when you attempt to bash me you'll have some credibility:

    1. I've already told you that I'm not mad, butthurt, or anything else of the type. You're honestly not important enough to get any emotional reaction out of me.

    2. Feel free to call me Truth, because that's what I'm speaking on. It may not be the "truth" you've created for yourself but life isn't all about fantasies.

    3. I don't want any gifts or a truce from you. Feel free to shove them right up your pretentious ***.

    4. My looks hold no relevance as I've said before. And of course you fail to realize that I have a girlfriend. Of course you're ignorant as hell so that doesn't surprise me.

    5. I don't try to be anything that I'm not. I tell it like it is. Rather bluntly. If you don't like that then it sucks to be you I guess.

    6. I have a tan. And I'm never even in the basement since, ya know, there isn't one in this apartment.

    You're grabbing at straws, anything that you think might possibly bother me in the slightest. Watching you stoop this low is hilarious. How far are you willing to go Bastilla? By the way you seem to be alone on this one.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide
    OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Oh, by the way truthwarren I thought I'd do you a favor. It seems you know absolutely nothing about your life or who you are so lemme give ya some facts so you don't look like a complete dumbass. Maybe this way when i bash you, you can be less butthurt:


    1) umad or you wouldnt respond

    2) you speak your version of "the truth" which happens to be innacruate, i think ill call you sally

    3) accept the gifts unless you are too butthurt to do so

    4) your left hand hardly counts as a girlfriend, especially when it occasionally rejects you

    5) you need to work on seeing "what it is"

    6) basement tans dont count. moms house isnt a bachelor's pad

    you are grasping at straws to deny that anything i say bothers you. watching you deny it is hilarious, how far are you willing to go truthwarren? by the way, you seem to be alone in this one
  • _Jean_ - Raging Tide
    _Jean_ - Raging Tide Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Public Display's of affection FTWb:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "Always use tasteful words...One day you may have to eat them"
    "when your feeling down remember you were that one sperm who won the race."
  • Mirko - Raging Tide
    Mirko - Raging Tide Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    i think there is only one way of dealing with this situation..

    Photo Fight!

    ok, guys, we need:
    a) pics of your apartment, your room, and proof its not a basement
    b) pics of your gf/bf (holding sign "i love warren"/"i love bastilla", no sisters or PS allowed)
    c) pics of your RL activities you attend.. sports, arts (MMOs doesnt count in)
    d) bonus points for misc "i'm cool" pics like:
    - you with celebrities
    - you with cool bunch of cool friends
    - you with your car/bike
    - misc. diplomas/paycheck lists
    - etc.

    Go Go Go!

    The winner will get "I'm cooler than that other guy" T-Shirt, also winner will get respect and love of this community.. Full TT99 (not sharded and refined), 200 packs and weapon of your choice 2 sockets, refined to +10..

    i wish the best of luck to both of you..
    let the best win!
  • Russiee - Raging Tide
    Russiee - Raging Tide Posts: 848 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Bastilla I love you. b:cute
  • Putica - Raging Tide
    Putica - Raging Tide Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    lol truth mad and trolled...sorry but it is funny and bastilla just pwnd u lol

    lol mirko u just made my day <3
  • Shulkie - Dreamweaver
    Shulkie - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,529 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    guys.. just get intimate with each other, let the tension out and give us all a break.

    the biggest decision you have now is to flip a coin and decide who giveth and who recieveth
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    There is no place in a perfect world for double entendre!
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    LOL! Funny. I got trolled? I got "pwnd"? Hardly. Seems you guys are pretty dense. Bastilla clings to this notion that somehow I'm bothered by this. Keep posting. I'll keep laughing. Which is exactly what you're going to do because you wont give up. You're so pissed off that I called you out on your lame attempt to insult me that you feel the need to keep going. Actually you were pissed off long before that it seems. But I've already said that. You just refuse to admit it. Bas you should give up already. I don't think me sitting here laughing at you is exactly what you were aiming for. Though I'm flattered you'd make yourself look like an *** just for me :)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • Putica - Raging Tide
    Putica - Raging Tide Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »
    LOL! Funny. I got trolled? I got "pwnd"? Hardly. Seems you guys are pretty dense. Bastilla clings to this notion that somehow I'm bothered by this. Keep posting. I'll keep laughing. Which is exactly what you're going to do because you wont give up. You're so pissed off that I called you out on your lame attempt to insult me that you feel the need to keep going. Actually you were pissed off long before that it seems. But I've already said that. You just refuse to admit it. Bas you should give up already. I don't think me sitting here laughing at you is exactly what you were aiming for. Though I'm flattered you'd make yourself look like an *** just for me :)

    lol u sir r mad, why tho?
  • Putica - Raging Tide
    Putica - Raging Tide Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Shulkie - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    guys.. just get intimate with each other, let the tension out and give us all a break.

    the biggest decision you have now is to flip a coin and decide who giveth and who recieveth

    i lol'd in rl b:laugh
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    If ignorance is bliss, you guys must be ecstatic. Is it the type of satisfaction that I'm feeling? b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide
    OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Mirko - Raging Tide wrote: »
    i think there is only one way of dealing with this situation..

    Photo Fight!

    ok, guys, we need:
    a) pics of your apartment, your room, and proof its not a basement
    b) pics of your gf/bf (holding sign "i love warren"/"i love bastilla", no sisters or PS allowed)
    c) pics of your RL activities you attend.. sports, arts (MMOs doesnt count in)
    d) bonus points for misc "i'm cool" pics like:
    - you with celebrities
    - you with cool bunch of cool friends
    - you with your car/bike
    - misc. diplomas/paycheck lists
    - etc.

    Go Go Go!

    The winner will get "I'm cooler than that other guy" T-Shirt, also winner will get respect and love of this community.. Full TT99 (not sharded and refined), 200 packs and weapon of your choice 2 sockets, refined to +10..

    i wish the best of luck to both of you..
    let the best win!

    id settle for the shirt, send it to my moms basemen......i mean my apartment
  • KoirBlade - Raging Tide
    KoirBlade - Raging Tide Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    LOL..if u didnt care than y do u keep posting...just leave it and let them say watever..u obviously care enuff to post

    PS> LOL @ OP
  • Myrtle - Raging Tide
    Myrtle - Raging Tide Posts: 821 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Optimus can u lvl your char bcm a factor or w.e is your biggest dream and leave the forums please?!?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Each time the sun goes down,
    I remember that somewhere near,
    It's spreding its first morning sunshines.
    b:shy
  • Putica - Raging Tide
    Putica - Raging Tide Posts: 119 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    get out azula
  • Myrtle - Raging Tide
    Myrtle - Raging Tide Posts: 821 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    putica? who the heck are you?
    Is funny to see these low lvl chars made for trolling are speaking about stuff like they know about them !?
    b:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Each time the sun goes down,
    I remember that somewhere near,
    It's spreding its first morning sunshines.
    b:shy
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Don't lie, they got underneath your skin. You wouldn't feel the need to reply over and over if they didn't.

    Originally posted by TruthWarren - Raging Tide. Nuff said. And again, it is the other way around. Proven again by the coward move of hiding behind an alt. Just admit it guys :)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sure. That's why you have to HAVE the last word. You need to prove that you aren't butthurt by OP, which only mean that your colon is opened up <=================> that wide.

    Didn't you quit the game anyhow? Or was that just an example of your attention wh0ring ways?

    I think you just missed how I turned it around on you again. The fact that you have to hide behind another name makes you a coward and/or insignificant. Also I have already repeatedly said that I'm not butthurt. Everyone here is too worthless to cause me to be. So are you guys mentally handicapped or just that stupid?

    By the way I did quit the game. The game is dead, similar to your mental functioning b:chuckle

    Now post another lame comeback. Go go go! :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Now post another lame comeback. Go go go! :D
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    You're really stupid aren't you? You think anyone cares if you 'turned it around' or 'people hide behind another name'?

    If you were not such a moron, you might understand that you are sitting there trying to be 'mentally superior' while others aren't that srs... bcoz the WEB2.0 is 4 fun & games. But no, you continually try to act like you mattered in PWI, which you didn't. No one says one word about you in the game. And you just sit on forums trying to win the game with text. Way to go, you are officially even lower than an amoeba on the evolutionary chain.

    You really need the last word badly don't you?

    It never fails b:pleased
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • VeritasXXX - Raging Tide
    VeritasXXX - Raging Tide Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Myrtle - Raging Tide wrote: »
    putica? who the heck are you?
    Is funny to see these low lvl chars made for trolling are speaking about stuff like they know about them !?
    b:shocked


    You do realize they are posting from alts right?

    Also 77 isn't a high level either :P.
  • VeritasXXX - Raging Tide
    VeritasXXX - Raging Tide Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »

    By the way I did quit the game. The game is dead,

    Now post another lame comeback. Go go go! :D




    Quitting involves leaving the forums and not logging on every now and then to TRULY quit. I guess trolls die hard tho. b:bye
  • VeritasXXX - Raging Tide
    VeritasXXX - Raging Tide Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I am your alt Woodja


    Kinky an alt i don't know about...
    Buy me ice cream later ?b:pleased
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    What never fails? The fact you're an inbred tard who can't help but get the last word in? Yeah, you're mad


    OMGZLOOKATMEONSOMEWORTHLESSFORUMSGETTHELASTWORDINIOWN Hypocrisy much? You keep posting too :)

    Come on, offer up something worthy. You're the lowest kind of newbie. Says a level 1 Winged Elf Cleric named Dorkface

    Rage moar! Let's go! b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • VeritasXXX - Raging Tide
    VeritasXXX - Raging Tide Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    That should be "Hey self, buy myself some icecream later."


    Then i choose Vanilla
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    No. You stupid fuqwit, stating the facts about your lack of intelligence =/= raging. Though I am betting that if you use vulgar language your mommy takes away your keyboard.

    ps UCANTHASTHELASTWORDICLAIMIT

    Only facts in your mind. Whatever helps you get through the day I guess *shrug*

    And I don't need to use vulgarity. I can get my point across without it. Though if I did resort to it you'd get the notion that I'm mad. By the way, my mom has no control over what I do and hasn't for over 4 years now. If you're gonna talk about facts then get yours straight.

    Now go rage moar. Let's do it!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    Dorkface - Raging Tide wrote: »
    LolIhastovalidatemyputridexistenzonforumsofagameIkwit There, fixed that for ya :)

    Fact

    Ysosrsandmaddimwit?

    I don't know, why are you? I have an idea but it would help for you to give me a concrete answer.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide
    OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    sally still QQing over the streched butt hole?

    also azula, im posting from an alt because my main is permabanned.
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    OptimusRhyme - Raging Tide wrote: »
    sally still QQing over the streched butt hole?

    It doesn't look like you are seeing as how you've been gone for a while. And you aren't Fuzzy, why are you referring to yourself in the third person? I was also under the impression that you're a guy. Am I wrong?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?

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