Beans

Aesciret - Harshlands
Aesciret - Harshlands Posts: 11 Arc User
edited October 2010 in General Discussion
Beans, beans the musical fruits,
the more you eat the more you toot,
the more you toot the better you feel,
so eat more beans with every meal!

Do svidaniya!
Post edited by Aesciret - Harshlands on

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  • nocturnalbastard
    nocturnalbastard Posts: 267 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    A **** can be quiet,
    A **** can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud.

    A **** can be short,
    Or a **** can be long,
    Some farts have been known,
    To sound just like a song.

    Some farts do not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A **** may pass quickly,
    Or linger awhile.

    A **** can create
    A most-curious medley,
    A **** can be harmless,
    Or silent, but deadly.

    A **** can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone
    With strange looks on their faces.

    From wide-open prairies,
    To small elevators,
    A **** will find all of us
    Sooner or later.

    So be not afraid
    Of the invisible gas,
    For always remember,
    That farts, too, shall pass.
  • Deora - Lost City
    Deora - Lost City Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited October 2010
    inb4 ban

    who wants to play guess the reason theyll use this time?

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