Steal the Cookie!

Tianhuang - Dreamweaver

Alright its simple you must steal the cookie from the above poster in amusing and funny ways (or gorey if your a meanie)


*puts cookie in vault with GM Kantorek's phone number as code* b:laugh

Zameri - Archosaur

*Kills all gurads and sticks C4 To the vault and steals the cookies*

*Puts the stolen cookies In a impenatrable room where you must have the code. If not it explodes with you and the cookies*

greekgodkiller

*turns into an assassin and tortures everything for the code, gets the code from a computer, stealths into the room after entering the code and steals the cookie* >:D



*puts cookie inside a giants stomach where, if not stolen within 10 mins, it'll be disgested* >:D

Zameri - Archosaur

*Slaughters Giant and steals cookie then kills greek*


*Puts cookie in back pocket where it is melting*

Grippieluver - Lost City

ew nasty! *asks the giant very nicely in a flirty way to plz reach into his tummy and give me the cookie* * runs away with the cookie*



*puts the cookie in a box that only I can open*

EDIT: damnit Zam ... reaches into your pocket and takes the cookie*

Lairian - Sanctuary

*Hypnotizes Grippie into giving me the cookie.*


*Gives the cookie to my pet dragon to watch over it.*

Zameri - Archosaur

*Kills Pet dragon and takes cookie then omnom's it into a undesirable form*

Grippieluver - Lost City

*forms it back together to make it desirable again then runs away*

*eats the cookie and drinks a glass of milk* b:pleased

buttercupcruella

*slaps Grippie around, knocks her out and then guts her open* "W00t! I haz a cookie!!!"

*puts the cookie in a space rocket and sends it into oblivion*

Lairian - Sanctuary

*Attacks the rocket with a missile before it gets to oblivion, and retrieves the cookie from the smoldering wreckage.*

*Gives the cookie to a random five year old.*

greekgodkiller

This is gonna be a little gruesome.



*finds the five year old and kidnaps them, stores them in a wearhouse and begins to torture them by slicing open different parts of their body till I find the cookie. After finding it I place it back inside the five year old, right under the skin along with a bomb that is set to explode if the cookie is removed in any way besides a specific way that only I know.*

BUWHAHAHAH!!! (I cut out about 10 sentences in that to remove some of the guro in it)

Zameri - Archosaur

Umm this is gonna be bad to.


*Kidnap's kid and makes the bomb explode inside him. Finds that the cookie has been dead and in the blood pile. Takes new cookie dough and makes a fresh batch of cookies And shares with evreyone then tells them that they are all going to die cuz they are poisend after they ate them*


*Throws unpoisned cookie into a random spot where no one can ever find it*

Grippieluver - Lost City

*sweetle asks Zam to gimme the cookie and batts her eyelashes like this* b:shy *Zam hands her the cookie*



*Feeds cookie to my doggy*

Lairian - Sanctuary

* Steals the dog and goes to the vet to get the dog's stomach pumped.*

*Takes the cookie to a remote island and buries it under a rock somewhere.*

Archers_Soul - Lost City

It takes 3 weeks of searching under rocks for the cookie but it is found!

As an evil villan I put the cookie in a capsule and shoot it towards a black hole with intentions of having it obliterated.

FinalFatex - Harshlands

*Uses teleportation to get the cookie back*

*Takes the cookie, gives it to Chuck Norris and tells him to protect it with his life.*b:shutup

GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver

*giving Chuck a bottle of beer and taking the cookie*

*Eats the cookie*

Is the thread over now ? b:chuckleb:chuckleb:chuckleb:chuckle

Grippieluver - Lost City

*tickles Grim begore he can digest the cookie, and he laughs the cookie out*


*puts cookie in my pocket*

FinalFatex - Harshlands

*Gets Jasper to distract grippie while I steal the cookie*

*cuts the cookie into 100 pieces and send each piece to a different planet.

Lairian - Sanctuary

*Teleports to each planet, gathering up each piece of cookie*

*Sends the cookie to an alternate future in which aliens obliterate all life on Earth, making it so nobody can live there for more than 10 minutes.*

Zameri - Archosaur

*Gose into the futrue finds cookie and gose back in time before 10 minutes is up*


*Takes cookie And remakes it with explosive material if touched by anybody but me they will explode*

greekgodkiller

*cuts Zam's hand off and uses it to pick up and undo the explosives on the cookie*
*takes the cookie, divides it by 0, and then sends it into a black hole where nothing can get near it. Then I put chuck norris inside it and tell him to guard it for his life and he doesn't do that he can't have any booze for the rest of his life.*



*laughs like a villian*

MagicHamsta - Lost City

*takes cookie while greekgodkiller be too busy laughing like a villain.*

*puts cookie back in greekgodkiller's hands.

b:avoid

Lairian - Sanctuary

* Takes cookie from greek before he notices the cookie.*

*Eats the cookie and hides in a secret location until it fully digests*

Sphnx - Lost City

*finds secret location (you cant hide from me b:pleased), takes cookie from your stomach or digestive system or whereever it is by means of surgical procedures*

*accidentally drops and steps on the cookie*

Grippieluver - Lost City

*goes and bakes another cookie.. this one has m&m's b:pleased*
lol I'm sure that old cookie is pretty gross now


*buries cookie in a grave yard with 100,000,000,000,000,000 graves*

FinalFatex - Harshlands

*realizes that the first grave he sees is named cookie and digs it up*

*adds the cookie to the cash shop for the low price of 10000 gold*

Lairian - Sanctuary

* Doesn't bother with the fake digital cookie, and goes after the real one that Fate has.*

* Puts the cookie in a vat of acid.*

FinalFatex - Harshlands

*pours the acid out of the vat and retrieves the cookie with a fork*

* breaks the cookie down into atoms, then splits the atoms in the large hadron collider thus proving the existence of the Higgs boson which due to its instability virtually instantly breaks down and converts its energy into light which travels out in random vectors into deep space never to be seen again*

Grippieluver - Lost City

*travels into space and notices light specs floating around, takes a mason jar and gathers all of the specs, brings them back to earth and has a smart person turn the atoms back into particles re-forming the cookie*


*puts the cookie in my very very very very very very very very messy closet*

Lairian - Sanctuary

*Empties out the closet until the cookie is revealed.*

*Splits the cookie into five pieces, locks each piece in a box with special keys, puts the boxes inside five different places in hard to reach areas, scatters the keys to the boxes, and then erases all evidence that leads to the locations of the keys and cookies pieces.*