Better than cash shopping , ijs .

TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
edited August 2010 in Tideswell (East)
So with only the heavy CSers , hardcore merchants or farmers you'd think others aren't factors at all .

Well you're all WRONG !

There's a better way to make money that doesn't require you to spend a single irl penny , checking shops/ah / having over 9000 alts on catshop to merch or long hours of farm .


The answer is easy : ****

But you don't have to be a rl girl to pull this off b:victory

Just follow these simple steps & your on your way to getting 1337 gear for free :

Step 1 : Make a good looking female character ; (works male/female )

Step 2 : Here you have to invest a bit in good fashion , the more sets the better ; ( works for male/female )

Step 3 : Find yourself a heavy cash shopper & try to look cute & helpless , start charming him . Most usually go for those types & remember that you can be totally useless since it won't matter , they'll do everything for you . ( works for male/female )

Step 4 : While you could some stuff for free just by doing the steps above...some of them are smarter or they aren't but you want to aim for the good stuff . With this being said , you'll have to show him some pics of you .

In case of male~ This is where google becomes your friend , make sure to get hot ones & if you can , some1 that does both normal pics as well as nudes as he might request that , depending on what you're aiming for .

Step 5 : Pretty much going even further than step 4 ( the order between these 2 shouldn't matter much , it can be either ) . Talking ~ easy for male but in case you're not one :

Now you're a guy but you need a girl's voice . 1st try to tell him how you don't like to talk that much online or at all & you prefer typing . Now it might be natural for him to get doubts , so to fix this , get any irl friend that's a girl to cyber with him on any required voice program for a few mins every once in a while .

Step 6 : You're finally here ! It's time to get your rewards . By this time he should have bought you some expensive items already , if not just try to bring it up and while keeping your charm up , don't talk about it too much though .


Gratz! You got your free 1337 gears in a few simple steps w/o needing any rl cash or weeks & months of farm/merch .

Although as the ol'saying goes " all good things ,must come to an end " this won't work for long . He'll probably get bored of you soon and you'll break up so preferably wait for that as it won't make you look like you just hooked up with him for his $ . Sure he might realize it eventually but it won't matter anymore since you already got your stuff .


For our server's case Shoosha x Luci would be the best example as she(or he? b:shocked ) was ( or still is , not sure if they're still hanging out ) his last one for now . From a total non-factor both lvl & gear wise to lvl 90 + with a lunar weap + cloudcharger .

I'm sure there are others & mby will be more & when there will , Raging Tide will know about it :P
It's all about LoL,yo.
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  • RedsRose - Lost City
    RedsRose - Lost City Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Maybe I need to start flashing ppl O.o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    RoidAbuse is awesome, only he would sell his sperm for gear!!

    "Toughest monster? ..... RedsRose b:surrender" - Kantorek
    Where is my 1 v 1 Kan? b:mischievous
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    RedsRose - Lost City wrote: »
    Maybe I need to start flashing ppl O.o

    You can start with me b:dirty
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • waaaaaaaah
    waaaaaaaah Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    So ummm I followed your steps. I kinda got stuck on step 3. Any advice or tips QQ.
  • BeingHope - Raging Tide
    BeingHope - Raging Tide Posts: 1,869 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    b:surrender
    Step two felt like you were attacking me....
    Since I have a maxed out wardrobe

    This is so stereotypical.
    I've paid for all my marriages with the exception of Daravon.
    With my first marriage, I pretty much gave everything to the guy.
    Daravon? Got nothing, and glad I didn't get anything.

    Whatever.
    I'm sure this thread is just for laughs
    b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Hiatus from April 2011
  • Ambition - Raging Tide
    Ambition - Raging Tide Posts: 1,152 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Hey sexy cash shoppers, I'm a female age 18 looking for a fun time and rank 8 PM me in game.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Bizmakai - Raging Tide
    Bizmakai - Raging Tide Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    RedsRose - Lost City wrote: »
    Maybe I need to start flashing ppl O.o

    I heard you already did that for Musey....So you could Haz his Archer....good times...
  • Legend - Raging Tide
    Legend - Raging Tide Posts: 392 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Aya get out, I already wasted too much money on hoes on all my servers QfckingQ
    -quit-
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Ambition - Raging Tide
    Ambition - Raging Tide Posts: 1,152 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I thought your previous wife bought you charms bruh.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Legend - Raging Tide
    Legend - Raging Tide Posts: 392 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ambition - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I thought your previous wife bought you charms bruh.

    She quit </3
    -quit-
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    This was pretty funny, I can't lie. And it is probly really true. It IS true. Fun times.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • BlindClarity - Raging Tide
    BlindClarity - Raging Tide Posts: 99 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I lawled hard.
    I got more bang, than a world boss baby.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Nadis - Sanctuary
    Nadis - Sanctuary Posts: 430 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Pimpy, sarah is my sugar mama. b:avoid
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Shoosha - Raging Tide
    Shoosha - Raging Tide Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Dear God Pimp, why are u so mad? I mean, u spend all this time to write this things here, maybe ure jealous about Lucifer or something? I have nothing against **** people, so if u want to be funny u should try again and write something about yourself.




    Next one please...
  • Umbra - Raging Tide
    Umbra - Raging Tide Posts: 300 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    You figured out my secret! Damn you, Pimpy! Damn you!
    b:cry
    Skyrim, ok. b:dirty
  • Sarbear - Raging Tide
    Sarbear - Raging Tide Posts: 324 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Nadis - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Pimpy, sarah is my sugar mama. b:avoid

    TT99 Gear coming your way hun. b:dirty
    Shoosha - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Dear God Pimp, why are u so mad? I mean, u spend all this time to write this things here, maybe ure jealous about Lucifer or something? I have nothing against **** people, so if u want to be funny u should try again and write something about yourself.

    Next one please...

    Are you saying that Pimp is **** because he wrote a post about people making female characters to get gear from guys on a game?

    <-Wants confirmation.
    "Target Sarbear, Anti-stun skill, Irongaurd, holy path, armageddon:Result? Miss! Q_Q" - Rawrgh
    "Actually if you had half-a-brain you would realize that fists > bow when someone is close to you." - XxZavxX
    "hey I made another insulting post towards Spell_Caster, and all say...yeah!! Gzz! You're the rock!" - Spell_Caster
  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Shoosha - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Dear God Pimp, why are u so mad? I mean, u spend all this time to write this things here, maybe ure jealous about Lucifer or something? I have nothing against **** people, so if u want to be funny u should try again and write something about yourself.




    Next one please...

    Seems like some ppl do find it funny .

    This thread was made for the lulz and you just happened to be the best example for it .
    However the thread might have a spice of truth in it and you pretty much confirmed this .

    Why ? Because if it wasn't true then you wouldn't have cared about it b:cute
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Shoosha - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Dear God Pimp, why are u so mad? I mean, u spend all this time to write this things here, maybe ure jealous about Lucifer or something? I have nothing against **** people, so if u want to be funny u should try again and write something about yourself.




    Next one please...
    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:IVcA2JIAy2154M:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/17545_1192066166232_1365747864_3048.jpg&t=1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Damn you Rawrgh , you already gave the coup de grace . Thread could've been longer b:laugh
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wait, I just realized.


    Look at the other thread, notice how Shoosha and Veritas_ both came on the forums at the SAME TIME to rage.


    So I can just imagine it in-game,

    Veritas_: QUICK! TO THE FORUMS! SOMEONE TROLLED US!



    Edit: actually it was probably more like

    Veritas_: Quik? To tah forumz! wez got trolls!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Hypnos - Raging Tide
    Hypnos - Raging Tide Posts: 1,235 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    ah...lol hard...luv it <3
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Bastilla - Raging Tide
    Bastilla - Raging Tide Posts: 379 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Wait, I just realized.


    Look at the other thread, notice how Shoosha and Veritas_ both came on the forums at the SAME TIME to rage.


    So I can just imagine it in-game,

    Veritas_: QUICK! TO THE FORUMS! SOMEONE TROLLED US!



    Edit: actually it was probably more like

    Veritas_: Quik? To tah forumz! wez got trolls!

    this is still too easy to understand to be veritas
  • Heleghir - Raging Tide
    Heleghir - Raging Tide Posts: 241 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    o yea, more like
    qwik, to site, pepul be......*pause while thinks of word*...complaynig?

    XD hard to impersonate veri's english as a native speaker QQ
    The people and friends we have lost, or the dreams that have faded...never forget them! ~~ Summoner Yuna, FFX

    [SIGPIC]NYA~~[/SIGPIC]
  • Ambition - Raging Tide
    Ambition - Raging Tide Posts: 1,152 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    HYPNOSSS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEN

    lolcaps
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Shoosha - Raging Tide
    Shoosha - Raging Tide Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Sometimes people go unnoticed in the game, then they must come to the forum to talk **** about others.


    Thats ur case Pimp and Rawrgh.



    IJS, btw have a good nite, this is the second topic about me in 1 day, so ty for reminding me.




    (Now u can talk about my english, or about my boyfriend,or about something else u want.)
    b:kiss
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Shoosha - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Sometimes people go unnoticed in the game, then they must come to the forum to talk **** about others.


    Thats ur case Pimp and Rawrgh.



    IJS, btw have a good nite, this is the second topic about me in 1 day, so ty for reminding me.




    (Now u can talk about my english, or about my boyfriend,or about something else u want.)
    b:kiss
    Only 2 threads about you? That's pretty bad really.

    I wouldn't say I go unnoticed in game lol, feel free to ask leviathans members that have been caught in my armageddon during TW anytime.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."
  • Shoosha - Raging Tide
    Shoosha - Raging Tide Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I need to ask someone to know about u? Thats pretty bad cuz u can see my name everywehere in that game, and now, u can see my name in this forum too.
    And then, thats my second time posting here, so, ty again.
  • Heleghir - Raging Tide
    Heleghir - Raging Tide Posts: 241 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    O please rawrgh, ppl know you more from forums than in game, ppl at least know shooshie from the game. gogo be a good clawbarb for once
    WTB > skills for rawrgh so he can actually PvP
    The people and friends we have lost, or the dreams that have faded...never forget them! ~~ Summoner Yuna, FFX

    [SIGPIC]NYA~~[/SIGPIC]
  • Sarbear - Raging Tide
    Sarbear - Raging Tide Posts: 324 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Where ya going? You didnt answer my question. I need to know if Pimp is ****, I'll have to watch out for him when hes around Luci. b:angry Maybe I should just say "Watch out Pimpy is out there" next time I see you or your boyfriend standing in safe zone.
    "Target Sarbear, Anti-stun skill, Irongaurd, holy path, armageddon:Result? Miss! Q_Q" - Rawrgh
    "Actually if you had half-a-brain you would realize that fists > bow when someone is close to you." - XxZavxX
    "hey I made another insulting post towards Spell_Caster, and all say...yeah!! Gzz! You're the rock!" - Spell_Caster
  • Shoosha - Raging Tide
    Shoosha - Raging Tide Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Sarbear - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Where ya going? You didnt answer my question. b:angry

    b:shocked

    I mean, idk if hes **** (LOL), but sometimes i think hes in love with Veritas or LuciferV. ijs
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Heleghir - Raging Tide wrote: »
    O please rawrgh, ppl know you more from forums than in game, ppl at least know shooshie from the game. gogo be a good clawbarb for once
    WTB > skills for rawrgh so he can actually PvP
    Funny, cause I bet I would wreck you in ~6 seconds. Maybe if you were in a real faction I would see you in TW for once.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."

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