PWI Weightloss Program!

CTRLotus - Sanctuary
CTRLotus - Sanctuary Posts: 135 Arc User
edited June 2010 in Off-Topic Discussion
Adicted to Perfect World International? Seem to be packing on the pounds as much as you are packing on experience? Want to send your in-game partner a pic of your self (not recomended), but are to fat and disslike your body to do that? Well, introducing the PWI weightloss program! Loose weight while playing Perfect World! While doing everyday tasks in Perfect World, do simple excersizes! (note, this plan requires basic middle school math skills, as well as common knowledge of basic excersizes)

Note: If you are to out of shape to do these, then reroll a different class and start from there

1) When autopathing long distances, do something like side squats, until you reach your destination

2) Instead of using potions, meditate. While you're meditating in-game, do puch-ups in real life. (could be a problem if you're charmed)

3) Heres where math comes in. You know that experience you just earned from that quest? Devide that by 100 (or 200 if your high leveled if you want). Do that many sit-ups.


See that? You just burned some calories! So stay safe, have fun, and good luck to your weight loss!

Note: Could be a problem if you are grinding, snacking while playing PWI, or are just plain lazy. Effects may include, but are not limited to, loosing weight, leveling slower, getting laughed at, and spending less gold on ani-pack equivelents.
Cant make up my mind D:
Maybe.. human guardian?
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  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Really..................? b:sweat
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    ...What the hell did I just read?
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  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    ...What the hell did I just read?

    A epic troll maybe?


    inb4lock....
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  • ACLucius - Archosaur
    ACLucius - Archosaur Posts: 610 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'm so confused. b:infuriated
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    Didn't get the rest of it, but apparently I am the "destroyer of sin haters" as well.
  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    LOL, I actually like this post.
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    SilverCleric - Lost City wrote: »
    A epic troll maybe?


    inb4lock....


    This is just too weird to be called trolling b:faint
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  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    This is just too weird to be called trolling b:faint

    If this isn't trolling whats is it then? b:shocked


    EDIT: grammar error. :P
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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    What is this I don't even..

    And how do you lose weight by meditating lol?

    I thought the makeover scroll is the only way you could change the size of your body? O.o;;
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    its a very creatively thought idea ................but.................ill pass xD
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    And how do you lose weight by meditating lol?
    read CAREFULLY
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    And how do you lose weight by meditating lol?

    If you do it long enough (without taking breaks to eat ofcourse) then I bet it could.
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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    its a very creatively thought idea ................but.................ill pass xD

    read CAREFULLY

    Ohhhh xD

    Sorry, misunderstood. It's for real life. Actually good idea buuut I try out fashion in the fitting room while autopathing.

    I have swimming for that losing weight irl XD
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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    CTRLotus - Sanctuary wrote: »
    3) Heres where math comes in. You know that experience you just earned from that quest? Devide that by 100 (or 200 if your high leveled if you want). Do that many sit-ups.

    10.000 sit-ups after completing the cube, anyone?
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  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    And how do you lose weight by meditating lol?

    First, you sit down in meditating possession.

    Next, you sit there for weeks without eating to the of starving yourself until you start losing some pounds. b:laugh

    And that's how you do it. xD
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  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I don't even
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    SilverCleric - Lost City wrote: »
    First, you sit down in meditating possession.

    Next, you sit there for weeks without eating to the of starving yourself until you start losing some pounds. b:laugh

    And that's how you do it. xD


    b:laugh I actually never thought the OP meant exercising irl that's why I was confused xD

    I think addicted people will be laughing right now though b:surrender
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  • CTRLotus - Sanctuary
    CTRLotus - Sanctuary Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Not a troll, just a thought

    Im ROFLing at some of the responces xD
    and yes i meen irl
    Have fun after cube btw
    Cant make up my mind D:
    Maybe.. human guardian?
  • Myalt - Raging Tide
    Myalt - Raging Tide Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I personally LOST weight because of PWI - I don't have time to eat! b:laugh
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  • DrazoThePsy - Dreamweaver
    DrazoThePsy - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,167 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    What if you need to gain weight if anything? b:chuckle
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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I lost 20 pounds because of PWI o_O

    *Goes off to a dark corner and eats cookies to get fat again*
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *claps*



    You good sir, win.
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    b:cry
    Me use pots though. So no meditation.
    x.x'
    *gains 3 ounces*
    b:shedtear

    Why humans worry about weight so much?
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  • Airyll - Dreamweaver
    Airyll - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,882 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I lol'd. Troll or not this was an epic post.

    That aside I can't wait to see the amount of push ups people need to do after they Hyper their FC run. I mean it's not necessarily experience from a quest, but it's experience all the same, right?

    Size zero here we come...
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  • Titheka - Lost City
    Titheka - Lost City Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    woooow this is so MOTIVATING!
    *starts to meditate--
    D: nah ill just get some pots maybe later O.O
    but nice try!!
  • Riverwell - Archosaur
    Riverwell - Archosaur Posts: 423 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    ROFL


    AHHHHH! The epic 10char! Why pwi, why??? Noone pays head, nobody cares. Stop the madness now!!!!!
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  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    O__O wtf did i jsut read? XD

    well.. i dont really need to lose any weight, ive got a fast metabolism, so im naturally slim (size 10/12) o.o
    I dont know, but i think i sorta reflected it into game, my char isnt really, REALLY skinny, shes got curves like i have.
    (sort of tempted to post a picture of my char now for proof b:shocked)
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  • Smobo - Heavens Tear
    Smobo - Heavens Tear Posts: 386 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Lets see, if you complete cube at 90+, you get 1m exp. So...
    1m /200 = 5000 sit ups


    If it takes you less than 4 seconds to do a sit up, you're not doing them properly. So, you're looking at 15 situps/minute. It would take you 5 hrs, 33 minutes and 20 seconds to do 5000 sit ups. Assuming thats a moderate task, which burns a minimum of 8 calories/minute (thats on par with a light jog) , you're looking at buring 2.6kkCal. If memory serves me well, 1 lb of body mass ~= 3.5kkCal (that might be muscle).

    Also, you do in fact burn calories while meditating in pwi. By simply being awake, you burn a hair more than 1 calorie/minute.
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Smobo - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Also, you do in fact burn calories while meditating in pwi. By simply being awake, you burn a hair more than 1 calorie/minute.

    That be human's standard idle consumption.
    b:avoid
    It be interesting when they manage to actually become active.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fc0bI5CPuk
    it be rather sad to see how far they has lost their abilities. (yet they still eat the same amount...if not more)
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  • Seirura - Heavens Tear
    Seirura - Heavens Tear Posts: 123 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Ehhh.. I just gain 5 pounds from just reading this alone
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  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Bah... I'd rather do chores with cool music in the background when I afk...
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  • Vixter - Harshlands
    Vixter - Harshlands Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    lol! omg i could not stop laughing at this XD this is the best thing ive read. ever.

    haha ... my boyfriend would probably think im crazy if he saw he starting to do jumping jacks and what not while im flying in pwi xD
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