Males should be able to increase the size of their *junk*

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  • Scathatch - Harshlands
    Scathatch - Harshlands Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    just.go.play.the.sims.
  • SilverCleric - Lost City
    SilverCleric - Lost City Posts: 1,969 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    HA.

    No.

    b:scorn

    Why haven't you close the thread already? Lol b:chuckle b:surrender
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  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Why haven't you close the thread already? Lol b:chuckle b:surrender

    b:quiet he secretly wants this to be implemented b:shutup
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  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'd have to put this right next to the old suggestion where someone wanted land mounts to **** on command.
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  • EbilBecca - Heavens Tear
    EbilBecca - Heavens Tear Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'd have to put this right next to the old suggestion where someone wanted land mounts to **** on command.

    OMFG rofl b:chuckleb:laugh
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  • Jennalicious - Sanctuary
    Jennalicious - Sanctuary Posts: 1,073 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'd have to put this right next to the old suggestion where someone wanted land mounts to **** on command.

    LOL! Would be good in pk. Someone is chasing after you, you get on your land mount, have it ****, and your attacker slips & falls down. b:laugh

    It takes a sick pervert to even think about something like increasing the size of their junk in a freaking mmorpg! Sick, I say! SICK!
  • anwynd
    anwynd Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    LOL! Would be good in pk. Someone is chasing after you, you get on your land mount, have it ****, and your attacker slips & falls down. b:laugh

    LMAO tht would be hilarious to seeb:laugh
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  • Seirura - Heavens Tear
    Seirura - Heavens Tear Posts: 123 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'm not even a guy.. but if they allow this, I'll make a guy char with A HUGE DI..Ding dong.. door knocker
  • ACLucius - Archosaur
    ACLucius - Archosaur Posts: 610 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    What happens if a barb goes into true form?
    b:spit

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    A form performing all of the same functions as before, except now, you have five legs. b:laugh
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  • BordoRose - Sanctuary
    BordoRose - Sanctuary Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Mummy in PWI is many bad people! b:avoid

    Secretly we wanna make bigger **** lol!
  • SugarPrinces - Sanctuary
    SugarPrinces - Sanctuary Posts: 464 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    i suppose it was only a matter of time before someone thought their "junk" was inadequate in game too...

    Also, if you're actually noticing the size of your toon's "junk" then you have way too much free time on your hands.. next thing ya know you're gonna want little blue pills in the wedding packs that "add 1.5x exp to couples quests"... so can a mod close this thread now before PWI loses its T rating..
  • Amencat - Sanctuary
    Amencat - Sanctuary Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    rofl!!! funnyiest suggestion ever! XDDD
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  • lokisdottir
    lokisdottir Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I totally agree


    I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
  • WickedSwords - Heavens Tear
    WickedSwords - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    @Thread creator:You seriously have some health issues for asking thing like this.
    For mods and/or GM's please lock this thread.
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  • fudgesicles
    fudgesicles Posts: 141 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I believe what DrkLordz is attempting to state is that just like you can change the size of a woman's ****...guy's tang tang should also be allowed...

    Feministsb:cry

    actually here look at this thread :D

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=764502

    I support this thread!!!
  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I believe what DrkLordz is attempting to state is that just like you can change the size of a woman's ****...guy's tang tang should also be allowed...

    Feministsb:cry

    actually here look at this thread :D

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=764502

    I support this thread!!!

    Wow, I can't believe it was not closed yet.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Coming in the next patch:
    Blue packs!!!
    Behold all!!!
    50% of getting a token (yes, A token, just 1)
    50% of getting a blue pill which will increase the size of your junk for... 2 hours by a random amount of inches.

    b:avoidb:faintb:sinb:lipcurl

    PS. I did notice the size of my junk (am a barb). I often wear just underwear to show it off...
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  • Luckyrose - Harshlands
    Luckyrose - Harshlands Posts: 236 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    i didnt know barbs had junks...wouldnt that be an interesting sight O_o and yeah. we need big ball pills. For 20 minutes you will have the junk about the size of your average beach ball on your crotch. No gender requirement :D hahahaha
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