The most fail BH in the history of forever

Posts: 183 Arc User
edited May 2010 in General Discussion
So we have a good squad, cleric heals fine on the way to wyrven. This is the first decent bh I've done in a while. We get there, cleric decides to use BB, no big deal. Then our tank, who refuses to speak, decides it would be best to stand out of BB range and promptly get everyone killed.

We ditched him, got a new tank who was great. We get back to wyrven, cleric spams IH, and inexplicably the tank dies in about 10 seconds. A fluke. We try again, same story. Something is wrong, so I check the tank's gear and stats. No problems. So I check the cleric, and oh wait, he's not using a weapon. He leaves squad. So we get another cleric. Meets us at wyrven, we start, and then suddenly the tank dies and we get wiped.

"oh wait" says the cleric, "I forgot to put my wep back on after getting chi"
massive hate insues. We got another cleric, two now. Finally, after 3 hours, we get the first boss of the day's BH.

Wtf
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  • Posts: 1,829 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Cool story bro.
    Bladestorm lets you spin around like a carnival ride and do damage. Not using it is almost like having a move called Confetti Rocket Power Leap and saving it for "emergencies"
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  • Posts: 822 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Part of the reason why I don't play this game anymore (Aside from real life taking over): Stupid people leveling too fast.
    ●Wizard (Male) - Fasditious and pretentious, carries the arrogance of intellectual superiority. Feels the need to remind everyone of his world-ending power, but grows a little manic and unhinged when he finally is allowed to unleash it. "Ahh-hahahahaha!! NOW YOU ALL BURN!!!!"
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  • Posts: 978 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Cool story bro.

    This, also the game' is slowly digging it's way to an early grave.
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  • Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Its called find a herc veno.
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  • Posts: 1,332 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Herc venos can't solo tank Wyvern, not in the 6x range. You need a second veno healing, or the herc will die when it gets debuffed.

    Who fails more, the cleric who forgets to re-equip their weapon, or the other 5 members of the squad who fail to notice that fact and remind them? Especially when the exact same situation has just caused a wipe previously? Personally, I think there's plenty of failure to go around there.
  • Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    this- is why I only BH with my faction members -.-
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  • Posts: 2,056 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I blame it on the parents.

    /Inb4peopletryandfigureoutwhatthatmeansandalsoinb4peoplewastetimereadingthiswholethingandcursingme
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  • Posts: 2,882 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    So you notice a cleric has forgot to re-equip their weapon, and rather than use brains (do you have any to begin with?) and remind them to put a weapon on, you just kick them from the squad.

    Sounds to me like the only fail in that squad was your own inability to say "Hey dude, you should re-equip your weapon."
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  • Posts: 1,332 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    /Inb4peopletryandfigureoutwhatthatmeansandalsoinb4peoplewastetimereadingthiswholethingandcursingme
    Curse you! b:angry

    Also, why not just toss an "I blame society", and an "I blame the gummint" out there while you're at it?
  • Posts: 1,066 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I blame MTV.
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    Making "non-trash-talkers" show their true color. RAGE ON! b:laugh
  • Posts: 633 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Blame it on the alcohol b:victory
  • Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Wtf
    Who fails more, the cleric who forgets to re-equip their weapon, or the other 5 members of the squad who fail to notice that fact and remind them? Especially when the exact same situation has just caused a wipe previously? Personally, I think there's plenty of failure to go around there.

    /thread ;laksjdf
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  • Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    ^ I prefer to think that failing at Wave 2 Fail GV with a squad of 100+ = More Fail

    ijs tbh imo

    b:surrenderb:chuckle
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  • Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    ^ I prefer to think that failing at Wave 2 Fail GV with a squad of 100+ = More Fail

    ijs tbh imo

    b:surrenderb:chuckle

    especially with a group who you would think should easily make it. lol
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  • Posts: 883 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    So you notice a cleric has forgot to re-equip their weapon, and rather than use brains (do you have any to begin with?) and remind them to put a weapon on, you just kick them from the squad.

    Sounds to me like the only fail in that squad was your own inability to say "Hey dude, you should re-equip your weapon."

    They may not have noticed, but read again and you'll see 'cleric LEFT the squad' not that they kicked them because they didn't have a weapon on. b:bye
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  • Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    especially with a group who you would think should easily make it. lol

    inorite!!

    This has happened more then a few times b:chuckle

    Oh well...stuff happens, LOL!!
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  • Posts: 129 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    b:sad blah. lowbie bh squads fail so hard these days i have to sign my main on second laptop to solo it. b:cry
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  • Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I do not blame the cleric that much, tbh. C'mon, he/she was trying to get chi and then he/she probably forgot because in BHs, clerics need to be fast to heal people and he/she got distracted. In squad, everyone should help each other. If the cleric is trying to save your butt, it won't kill you to remind him/her of the weapon, y'know. b:bye
    Kicking them out of the squad is just too harsh in this situation.. And if it was the same cleric with all this bad tanks, he/sh was probably frustrated too. :/
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  • Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    a bit late mby -.-
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48P5uAMCjv0

    @Michael_Dark, nice siggy , made me lolb:laugh
  • Posts: 784 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I feel stupid already, but how does taking off your weapon help you with replenishing chi?
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  • Posts: 770 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Finally, after 3 hours, we get the first boss of the day's BH.

    Why do people waste that kind of time running after 1 boss?? b:shocked
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  • Posts: 12,354 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I feel stupid already, but how does taking off your weapon help you with replenishing chi?

    Player prob took it off to punch an NPC/Pillar, taking it off = no weapon "damage" to repair.
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  • Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    The activity of reading stories like these is eerily similar to reading posts on thedailywtf.com .
  • Posts: 290 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    i remember that one time i tanked qianji in a fb59 and forgot to reequip my weap. poor archer stole aggro twice. atleast noone died due to my stupidity.

    it's easy to forget that. also, to equip that damn blessing ;)
  • Posts: 1,558 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    See, there's really a lot of reasons for stories like this. They do amuse me somewhat, but it also saddens me to know basically why most of the stories exist. It's due to PWE's management with their bread and butter - PWI. When they added ways to reach lvl 100 so quickly, and all you need is a bunch of real-life cash, they killed the game. Now lvl 100 noobs run around not knowing what anything is in PWI. All the know is how to hyper, oracle, and BH. They can't PK for ****, normally have horrible gear (The extreme CS's have great gear), and just in general don't know how to play

    It took me over a year to reach lvl 100 on my Barb. New people can hit 100 in a month. It's pretty sad...
  • Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Herc venos can't solo tank Wyvern, not in the 6x range. You need a second veno healing, or the herc will die when it gets debuffed.

    I just want to say yeah you can, with channeling gear or genie skill to increase your channeling speed when he debuffs. I did it at around lvl 66, with a LA build I cant say it was easy though, I got the "low hp" message more then once
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  • Posts: 1,332 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I just want to say yeah you can, with channeling gear or genie skill to increase your channeling speed when he debuffs. I did it at around lvl 66, with a LA build I cant say it was easy though, I got the "low hp" message more then once
    Fair enough. I hadn't even considered increasing your channeling speed to that degree, frankly. Well done!
  • Posts: 118 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    yes there are some damn dumbbb **** people these days in this game that dont know jack about their character or the mobs they encounter..its real sad.Just sad people think the "lvl" is going to get them anywhere..well besides broke to fund their addiction.



    so tell me..how many are using their unemployment checks and welfair checks on this game..oh oh wait and their disablity checks lol..or just spmming credit card payments and will get a huge bill of intrest and stay paying on this game forever?b:laughb:chuckle
  • Posts: 84 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    ha ha ha ...

    sometimes a bad bh is a joyful one. we had a bh brimstone and was hella fail lmfao... i think it was just a bad morning since it was early. we ran all over the place..we're not even together as a group anymore haha.. some go left some go right. ppl kept dying. we made bets in there see who can tank the most by themselves, see who can run through that pack of mobs without dying etc.. it was fun.. it wasnt even a bh anymore LOL we were just having fun in there for like 2-3 hours till we finally decided to kill the boss then proceed to bh79 without wine and had more fun. these are the ppl i want to play pwi with. who cares more about fun than exp.
    archer is awesome.
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  • Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    rofl one reason why this server/version of pw makes me sigh so much, everyone and their mother wants to be a ep/cleric or wb/barb just cuz its most wanted for parties/squads. But...they go and spam those damn oracles only to find themselves no better then a level one becuz they dont got a slick of a idea on how to play the class. b:thanks Please more pro players D:
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