To Noob HL forum posters
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staine
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Do you wish you could be a good contributor to HL forums, but you don’t think you could ever QQ/Troll/ well enough?
Well, have I got good news for you.
After extensive research and analysis, and interviewing the best linguists, sociologists, psychologists, and physicists (that I could find within a 20ft radius from where I sit)…I’ve come up with a solution!
In just a few easy steps you can be a successful Harshlands forum poster!
1) QQing about factions: It’s all about generalizing, generalizing….and MORE generalizing.
Know a guy that cash shops a bajillion gold a day?...or even better know TWO??!! Don’t waste that opportunity by just calling them out on it…call their ENTIRE FACTION OUT!!
You know a few people that have on one or two occasions RPK-ed in a NON-rpk faction? The whole faction is quite obviously a menace to Harshland society because they LIE…and not only do they lie about rpk…they lie about EVERYTHING. Speak your mind!
The common mistake you noob forum goers make is you wait for more EVIDENCE and need STASTICS or SCREENSHOTS…..silly silly, why waste your time? If you give a couple of anecdotal references you’re already good to go!
Finally, and this IS the most important piece of advice. ALWAYS have the QQ centered around a major TW faction!!: See, the TW factions apparently invest a LOT of their time into their forums and their reputations on Harshland forums. Each TW faction has a couple of specific people to address QQ threads…and in fact, the entire community get’s upset when faction QQ isn’t about a TW faction….
Just look at the April Fools thread about Waria…and…I forget.
2) Use arbitrary mechanisms to judge and rank people’s skill level!
If you know a guy that couldn’t kill you at one point..that guy is obviously FAIL.
If you know a guy that has a +10 or above weapon….WOW that guy relies on his monehz and has no real skill!
If you know a guy that has **** gear but still managed to kill you using DG/TE combo…that guy is obviously a NUB..i mean only nubs use that combo cmmoon.
If you know a guy that uses PvP pots for PvP….omg..what a looser he has to use PVP pots for PVP!! LAWLAWLAWL.
3) Good Trolling:
If you aren’t Saveless or well known, don’t even try….or troll using an anonymous alt that no one can ever tie back to your main; troll backlash is not something to be laughed at!!!!
Good luck potential HL forum-(ers?)!!!
~~~Not Stayne's Alt
Well, have I got good news for you.
After extensive research and analysis, and interviewing the best linguists, sociologists, psychologists, and physicists (that I could find within a 20ft radius from where I sit)…I’ve come up with a solution!
In just a few easy steps you can be a successful Harshlands forum poster!
1) QQing about factions: It’s all about generalizing, generalizing….and MORE generalizing.
Know a guy that cash shops a bajillion gold a day?...or even better know TWO??!! Don’t waste that opportunity by just calling them out on it…call their ENTIRE FACTION OUT!!
You know a few people that have on one or two occasions RPK-ed in a NON-rpk faction? The whole faction is quite obviously a menace to Harshland society because they LIE…and not only do they lie about rpk…they lie about EVERYTHING. Speak your mind!
The common mistake you noob forum goers make is you wait for more EVIDENCE and need STASTICS or SCREENSHOTS…..silly silly, why waste your time? If you give a couple of anecdotal references you’re already good to go!
Finally, and this IS the most important piece of advice. ALWAYS have the QQ centered around a major TW faction!!: See, the TW factions apparently invest a LOT of their time into their forums and their reputations on Harshland forums. Each TW faction has a couple of specific people to address QQ threads…and in fact, the entire community get’s upset when faction QQ isn’t about a TW faction….
Just look at the April Fools thread about Waria…and…I forget.
2) Use arbitrary mechanisms to judge and rank people’s skill level!
If you know a guy that couldn’t kill you at one point..that guy is obviously FAIL.
If you know a guy that has a +10 or above weapon….WOW that guy relies on his monehz and has no real skill!
If you know a guy that has **** gear but still managed to kill you using DG/TE combo…that guy is obviously a NUB..i mean only nubs use that combo cmmoon.
If you know a guy that uses PvP pots for PvP….omg..what a looser he has to use PVP pots for PVP!! LAWLAWLAWL.
3) Good Trolling:
If you aren’t Saveless or well known, don’t even try….or troll using an anonymous alt that no one can ever tie back to your main; troll backlash is not something to be laughed at!!!!
Good luck potential HL forum-(ers?)!!!
~~~Not Stayne's Alt
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damn Stayne, don't be so mean[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Acrelar - Harshlands wrote: »damn Stayne, don't be so mean
>.> I have no idea what you're talking about.0 -
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I think you mean in-credible.
Also, good summary of these forums. You forgot to point out that 1v1 between players of the same class is the true test of skill, though.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Crackdealer, don't you have to go paint your nails or something?60 / 250.0
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Yes, I do, any other questions?0
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Ligeia - Harshlands wrote: »I think you mean in-credible.
Also, good summary of these forums. You forgot to point out that 1v1 between players of the same class is the true test of skill, though.
you logged off from killing me to post in a harshlands thread b:cry
you didn't even get to hear me complain and nerd rage b:surprised0 -
Chyeah.....0
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Ligeia - Harshlands wrote: »I think you mean in-credible.
Also, good summary of these forums. You forgot to point out that 1v1 between players of the same class is the true test of skill, though.
Yup, like 2 clerics with similar level and gear trying to kill each other lol, or One barbarian asking Taboo for 1v1 b:chuckle
PS: Taboo FTW, you rock b:victory(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
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Good thing I am well known.
Edit: Forum's are ****ed up doing that wrong quote ****./
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^ my barbs built, full buff in tiger.b:bye
I'm not going to troll anymore T_T0 -
faildom should read this thread :P0
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AlanWake - Harshlands wrote: »you logged off from me to post in a harshlands thread b:cry
you didn't even get to hear me complain and nerd rage b:surprised[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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He's talking about how you're not 102 yet. </30
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I passed 50% today QQ.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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FasterFaster.0
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That's what she said.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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You have a she? Bull ****.
I want proof. >;o0 -
She's too shy to post.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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VOid__ - Harshlands wrote: »faildom should read this thread :P
You should be my dark_fanboy less.*Faildom*
I don't need a Squad
Level a Venomancer to 90.
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Pfft. Screenshot or it didn-- Wait, how are you gonna screenshot real life. =\
Take a pic of you and her. Together, at the same time, none of that photoshop ****.0 -
OMG this is allmost a fail thread. It has made it to 3 pages with no QQ from anyone about KD, KY, or zulu. I mean how can we have a thread that no one flmes so here, I will attempt to save this thread.
QQ Kylin Cashshopes all theier gear and allies the whole server agianst Kingdom who has got to be the stronger faction.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
QQ Kingdom went RPK just to try and save thier dwindaling membership and pray every friday that someone will stop running instances long enough to dry and hold a piece of land.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
QQ Zulu Bought all their members from Kylin and Kingdom and betraid KD when they started to attack thier land.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
QQ Crimson is just a PVE fction and should all move to a PVE server.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
did I miss anything???0 -
Fail^^^^^^^^^^^[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Killmin - Harshlands wrote: »OMG this is allmost a fail thread. It has made it to 3 pages with no QQ from anyone about KD, KY, or zulu. I mean how can we have a thread that no one flmes so here, I will attempt to save this thread.
QQ Kylin Cashshopes all theier gear and allies the whole server agianst Kingdom who has got to be the stronger faction.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
QQ Kingdom went RPK just to try and save thier dwindaling membership and pray every friday that someone will stop running instances long enough to dry and hold a piece of land.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
QQ Zulu Bought all their members from Kylin and Kingdom and betraid KD when they started to attack thier land.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
QQ Crimson is just a PVE fction and should all move to a PVE server.
QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ
did I miss anything???
Farm cowboys should stfo.*Faildom*
I don't need a Squad
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Taboo - Harshlands wrote: »Fail^^^^^^^^^^^
Really is that the best you can come up with? I put alot of work into that and hopped for alot better flame than that Taboo. I mean whats going on are you sick?? Have you just lost your QQ/Flame spirit?? come on now every noob in the game can handle a fail comment when they get 1 shotted I really hopped for better from you.
Come on make me feel so bad that I want to rage quit and delete all my chars. I know deep down somewhere there is that flammer that is just waiting to come back out and troll for real.
Dont let Kingdoms current problems keep you from acting like you can single handedly pk everyone on the server at once. Where is tha Taboo we all know and love.0 -
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Killmin - Harshlands wrote: »Really is that the best you can come up with? I put alot of work into that and hopped for alot better flame than that Taboo. I mean whats going on are you sick?? Have you just lost your QQ/Flame spirit?? come on now every noob in the game can handle a fail comment when they get 1 shotted I really hopped for better from you.
Come on make me feel so bad that I want to rage quit and delete all my chars. I know deep down somewhere there is that flammer that is just waiting to come back out and troll for real.
Dont let Kingdoms current problems keep you from acting like you can single handedly pk everyone on the server at once. Where is tha Taboo we all know and love.
If that incoherent jumble of garbage was the best you can do then maybe you should stay in game. At least when Taboo posts it tends to be a complete thought.
On another note, I hijacked this forum for mine and Ligeia's entirely pointless banter, GTFO.0 -
Hi, Pendulum bank character.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Ok obviously noone knows me
But I wanna hop in in the line*-*
QQQQQQQQ Zulu cant 1 vs 1 QQQQQQQ
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gogo hatersb:cuteI have nothing to say.0 -
Hai level 102 heavy armor EA with a mana bow.
And I know you Rubix, I killed you directly after 1shotting CutieEyes for 11k,outside of Hidden Orchid one day, when the world was young. You were likely high30's low 40's and I was lvl 74 and bored beyond words.0 -
boring no flaming towards meb:cry*Faildom*
I don't need a Squad
Level a Venomancer to 90.
Aug 12, 20090
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