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Psudeotrophe - Dreamweaver

wanted to start this thread to see what people could come up with as far as PWI comparison jokes. Like a You Might be a redneck

Examples:

I went outside today, and I couldn't fix my latency, I kept resetting my router but the lag wouldn't go away.


I went outside today, and looked out at the empty lots and trash bins around, and realized there wasn't a better graphics setting b:surrender


I went outside today and went to the Zoo. The Zoo keepers kept looking at me like I was insane. I was carrying on a conversation with the white tigers, asking them to come tank a TT 2-2 for me for gear mats. They looked at me stranger when I started hitting on the Venos, I swear they were just in fox form!