I am giving away 10mil to 2 lucky people

singetter

I am quitting perfect world and am giving away a good percent of my money. If interested in a chance at 10mil, send an email to <edited>

Explain why you deserve the coins, in addition to your level and screen name. I will pick the two people that I think will get the most out of it.

This is 100% serious , 100% legit, and 100% within the rules. When the contest ends will depend on the number of emails.

At the end of the contest, 2 people will be selected. 2 winners will receive 10million coins each.

Good luck

Rytania - Heavens Tear

I am quitting Perfect World and I am only giving away a small percentage of my money. If interested in a chance at 50k, send an email to <edited>

Explain why you deserve the coins, in addition to your level and screen name. I will pick the four-hundred people that I think will get the most out of it.

This is 100% serious, 100% legit, 100% within the rules, and 50% anonymous (I'll post the lulzy ones up in this thread). The contest ending date will be based upon the number of emails I receive (including regular mail in meh spam folder lol).

At the end of the contest, 400 people will be selected to receive 50,000 coins each.

Good luck!

Sumona - Heavens Tear

Rytania - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I am quitting Perfect World and I am only giving away a small percentage of my money. If interested in a chance at 50k, send an email to <edited>

Explain why you deserve the coins, in addition to your level and screen name. I will pick the four-hundred people that I think will get the most out of it.

This is 100% serious, 100% legit, 100% within the rules, and 50% anonymous (I'll post the lulzy ones up in this thread). The contest ending date will be based upon the number of emails I receive (including regular mail in meh spam folder lol).

At the end of the contest, 400 people will be selected to receive 50,000 coins each.

Good luck!

Me me! OMG pick me!

singetter

Rytania - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I am quitting Perfect World and I am only giving away a small percentage of my money. If interested in a chance at 50k, send an email to <edited>

Explain why you deserve the coins, in addition to your level and screen name. I will pick the four-hundred people that I think will get the most out of it.

This is 100% serious, 100% legit, 100% within the rules, and 50% anonymous (I'll post the lulzy ones up in this thread). The contest ending date will be based upon the number of emails I receive (including regular mail in meh spam folder lol).

At the end of the contest, 400 people will be selected to receive 50,000 coins each.

Good luck!

Quit being a **** bag. I am seriously giving away 10 mil to 2 people. Ignore the message
from Rytania. She is falsely impersonating me and doing a poor job of it.

PsychicHarpy - Heavens Tear

me sent an email
hopes me wins b:thanks

Rytania - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

Quit being a **** bag. I am seriously giving away 10 mil to 2 people. Ignore the message from Rytania. She is falsely impersonating me and doing a poor job of it.

I am a HE, which makes your argument invalid. Why give 10 mil away to 2 people when you can give 50,000 to 400 people? I may be doing a poor job at imitating you, but you, sir, are doing a poor job on being a decent person. If you are quitting the game for good, why are you only giving away a PORTION of your belongings? Somebody please sage this ****...oh wait; it's not working here. : |

inb4 Crytania, QQtania, Tanya, Failtania, and this Tania: <edited>

singetter

Wow, your a **** bag. I am giving 10 million to 2 people as it makes a lot more sense than 50k to 400 people. Do you realize how much time that would take me in addition to how useless that would be. With the ridiculous inflation that has occurred, in the game, 50k would be useless for anyone, regardless of level, whereas 10mil gives someone a huge starting point, plus it means something. I occasionally give 50k to random people, however, most say it is not worth the time to come and get it. Get a life A hole. No coins for you.

Who actually says SAGE this thread? Took me a few minutes to figure out what you even meant. You must be really ****. No wonder I thought you were a girl.

Rytania - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

Wow, your a **** bag. I am giving 10 million to 2 people as it makes a lot more sense than 50k to 400 people. Do you realize how much time that would take me in addition to how useless that would be. With the ridiculous inflation that has occurred, in the game, 50k would be useless for anyone, regardless of level, whereas 10mil gives someone a huge starting point, plus it means something. I occasionally give 50k to random people, however, most say it is not worth the time to come and get it. Get a life A hole. No coins for you.

Who actually says SAGE this thread? Took me a few minutes to figure out what you even meant. You must be really ****. No wonder I thought you were a girl.

Here, please allow me to fix your post for you as a public service (I'm trying to get some time knocked off of probation):

My goodness, old sport! If you critically examine my viewpoint, your resemblance is akin to that of a disposable receptacle which primary function is to secure bodily fluids after a thorough vaginal irrigation. I am donating a generous sum of coins from my total available funds. Two characters, under the control of their respective human entities, will be rewarded with ten million of these said coins. This decision is logically superior to the suggestion that you have recently proposed: by giving fifty-thousand coins to four-hundred of the contest recipients. Do you have the ability to comprehend how much time that would demand or how counter-productive a venture of this magnitude would be? With the economic inflation that has occurred as of recent times, leaving everyone aghast, fifty-thousand coins would not place a financially substantial impact on the residents of Heaven's Tear, regardless of the character's current level. Ten million of these coins would enable a plethora of available options that fifty-thousand will not allow. Additionally, this holds greater meaning, such as, but not limited to, a prominent accessibility to decision-making. On occasion, when I am not found clubbing the lower class with my diamond-studded walking-cane, I have been known to contribute fifty-thousand to some of these less fortunate chaps; however, most remark that the expenditure of time for them to come-forth and retrieve it is not efficient, thus, causing even more a burden. Obtain a self-sustaining biological process, you posterior opening. There shall not be an increase to your coin supply by way of my actions.

What chap realistically exclaims: "SAGE this thread"? I have pondered on this notion for a modest amount of time before I came to the conclusion on what exactly you were trying to portray. This is due, in part, to severe head-trauma incurred as a small lad. My sincere opinion on you, sir, is that you must be sexually attracted and motivated by fellow gentlemen, in the highest degree possible. It is far from surprising that I initially thought you were female.


It's "you're" (the contraction of "you" and "are"). I won't further insult you, but I will say this: it's a shame that there isn't a grammar checker or punctuation checker for you as well.

Slandering me for just a playful attempt at tasteful humor? Way to go, pal.

I don't want your petty **** sum of coins anyway. Pic related...it's you.
http://s770.photobucket.com/albums/xx347/ryandny/?action=view&current=the_soup_****.jpg

A lot more people than you'd probably care to know (or not to know lol).

Slowpoke is slow.

Personally, I'm not ****, but there is no shame even if I was. There is absolutely nothing wrong or taboo with sexual orientation, color, nationality, religion, etc etc. *Points in obscure direction* The Catholic Church is that way, bro...about 100 years ago and to your left, on the corner of Brainwash Ave. and Idiot Ln. The heard of sheeple are constantly going in and out...ya can't miss it. I lol @ morons like you who honestly believe being **** is supposed to be insulting.

We don't give a rat's **** what you "think". So far, your thoughts have lacked reason, a modicum of intellect, humor, and interest (kinda like mine, lol). In the words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard: There's the door, now get the f*** out.

Rytania - Heavens Tear

Sumona - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Me me! OMG pick me!

NO U!!!

err...wait a sec...

MagicHamsta - Lost City

Rytania let him give his coin(s) away in the peace.
b:surrender

SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear

Fail, Why not use in game mail?


P.S. Sage goes in the Title field duurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Fail, Why not use in game mail?


P.S. Sage goes in the Title field duurrrrrrrrrrrrr

Wrong. Sage goes in ALL fields.

Also, Hamsta, you're not on HT...so you don't know sing's rep. He's a bit of a yarn-spinner, if you will. He's held a few "contests" before, but people have complained about not getting their coins...ever.

singetter

You are, by far, the most pretentious, obnoxious, buffoon, my time has ever been wasted on. Were i too examine your mind, the moon itself might fall in resign. Why must such idiocy be transposed in such a form. Such a magnitude of retarding, oh the humanity. Why must some feel the need to be such a prick, what a wonder it must be to be perched on that stick. Your bum must wail in agony. The pain exerted by such a futile waste of time. Why are some people so stupid. If I uttered such words to a real life acquaintance, I would surely be punched in the worst of all places. Being a pretentious **** accomplishes nothing worth while. So shut your trap, and do the world a favor.

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

You are, by far, the most pretentious, obnoxious, buffoon, my time has ever been wasted on. Were i too examine your mind, the moon itself might fall in resign. Why must such idiocy be transposed in such a form. Such a magnitude of retarding, oh the humanity. Why must some feel the need to be such a prick, what a wonder it must be to be sitting on a stick. Your bum must wail in agony. The pain exerted by such a futile waste of time. Why are some people so stupid. If I uttered such words to a real life acquaintance, I would surely be punched in the worst of all places. Being a pretentious **** accomplishes nothing worth while. So shut your trap, and do the world a favor.

TL; DR -- Newbie doesn't know 'bout my Internet Memes.

b:scorn

singetter

Rytania - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Here, please allow me to fix your post for you as a public service (I'm trying to get some time knocked off of probation):

My goodness, old sport! If you critically examine my viewpoint, your resemblance is akin to that of a disposable receptacle which primary function is to secure bodily fluids after a thorough vaginal irrigation. I am donating a generous sum of coins from my total available funds. Two characters, under the control of their respective human entities, will be rewarded with ten million of these said coins. This decision is logically superior to the suggestion that you have recently proposed: by giving fifty-thousand coins to four-hundred of the contest recipients. Do you have the ability to comprehend how much time that would demand or how counter-productive a venture of this magnitude would be? With the economic inflation that has occurred as of recent times, leaving everyone aghast, fifty-thousand coins would not place a financially substantial impact on the residents of Heaven's Tear, regardless of the character's current level. Ten million of these coins would enable a plethora of available options that fifty-thousand will not allow. Additionally, this holds greater meaning, such as, but not limited to, a prominent accessibility to decision-making. On occasion, when I am not found clubbing the lower class with my diamond-studded walking-cane, I have been known to contribute fifty-thousand to some of these less fortunate chaps; however, most remark that the expenditure of time for them to come-forth and retrieve it is not efficient, thus, causing even more a burden. Obtain a self-sustaining biological process, you posterior opening. There shall not be an increase to your coin supply by way of my actions.

What chap realistically exclaims: "SAGE this thread"? I have pondered on this notion for a modest amount of time before I came to the conclusion on what exactly you were trying to portray. This is due, in part, to severe head-trauma incurred as a small lad. My sincere opinion on you, sir, is that you must be sexually attracted and motivated by fellow gentlemen, in the highest degree possible. It is far from surprising that I initially thought you were female.


It's "you're" (the contraction of "you" and "are"). I won't further insult you, but I will say this: it's a shame that there isn't a grammar checker or punctuation checker for you as well.

Slandering me for just a playful attempt at tasteful humor? Way to go, pal.

I don't want your petty **** sum of coins anyway. Pic related...it's you.
http://s770.photobucket.com/albums/xx347/ryandny/?action=view&current=the_soup_****.jpg

A lot more people than you'd probably care to know (or not to know lol).

Slowpoke is slow.

Personally, I'm not ****, but there is no shame even if I was. There is absolutely nothing wrong or taboo with sexual orientation, color, nationality, religion, etc etc. *Points in obscure direction* The Catholic Church is that way, bro...about 100 years ago and to your left, on the corner of Brainwash Ave. and Idiot Ln. The heard of sheeple are constantly going in and out...ya can't miss it. I lol @ morons like you who honestly believe being **** is supposed to be insulting.

We don't give a rat's **** what you "think". So far, your thoughts have lacked reason, a modicum of intellect, humor, and interest (kinda like mine, lol). In the words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard: There's the door, now get the f*** out.

You are, by far, the most pretentious, obnoxious, buffoon, my time has ever been wasted on. Were i too examine your mind, the moon itself might fall in resign. Why must such idiocy be transposed in such a form. Such a magnitude of retarding, oh the humanity. Why must some feel the need to be such a prick, what a wonder it must be to be perched on that stick. Your bum must wail in agony. The pain exerted by such a futile waste of time. Why are some people so stupid. If I uttered such words to a real life acquaintance, I would surely be punched in the worst of all places. Being a pretentious **** accomplishes nothing worth while. So shut your trap, and do the world a favor.

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

Copy-pasta'ing replies only furthers the argument that you're less-than-reputable when it comes to "contest". Besides, if you really wanted to have some fun, lay a trail of coins down, and have it lead...all the way to Harpy Wraith. That's how pro's do it.

b:cool

Rytania - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

You are, by far, the most pretentious, obnoxious, buffoon, my time has ever been wasted on. Were i too examine your mind, the moon itself might fall in resign. Why must such idiocy be transposed in such a form. Such a magnitude of retarding, oh the humanity. Why must some feel the need to be such a prick, what a wonder it must be to be perched on that stick. Your bum must wail in agony. The pain exerted by such a futile waste of time. Why are some people so stupid. If I uttered such words to a real life acquaintance, I would surely be punched in the worst of all places. Being a pretentious **** accomplishes nothing worth while. So shut your trap, and do the world a favor.

I'm a poet, of sorts, as well. Here's my latest piece:

Roses are red, violets are blue. You wanna get **** with a rake.

singetter

True, however, I find it difficult to let such things go. When a prick does emerge, I tell them off with a flow. I respond in the manner, tone, and poise, used to attack me, to get the message across. Why such idiots emerge to begin, is beyond even my mind, as brilliant as it is. I talk not to such fools as they matter not, let the contest go on, to hell with this posh.

Rytania - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

True, however, I find it difficult to let such things go. When a prick does emerge, I tell them off with a flow. I respond in the manner, tone, and poise, used to attack me, to get the message across. Why such idiots emerge to begin, is beyond even my mind, as brilliant as it is. I talk not to such fools as they matter not, let the contest go on, to hell with this posh.

Your F5 key must be crying in agony.

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

True, however, I find it difficult to let such things go. When a prick does emerge, I tell them off with a flow. I respond in the manner, tone, and poise, used to attack me, to get the message across. Why such idiots emerge to begin, is beyond even my mind, as brilliant as it is. I talk not to such fools as they matter not, let the contest go on, to hell with this posh.

Don't let the flashy words fool you, his Ye Olde English tone underlies his lack of grammar, which can be used to circumvent his whole argument in its entirety, leaving the man behind the mask utterly exposed, broken, and vulnerable.

I've no time left for the anonymous proletariat such as yourself. I've to tend to my recommended sleep schedule that keeps my wit sharp, my heart pure, and my head clear. Also, to have a touch of caviar before nappy-byes...but I'm sure a person of your..."refined" speaking caliber can understand that, mmmyes...?

*dons monocle*

turdbucket

singetter wrote: »

I am quitting perfect world and am giving away a good percent of my money. If interested in a chance at 10mil, send an email to pokerdudepizza@gmail.com

Explain why you deserve the coins, in addition to your level and screen name. I will pick the two people that I think will get the most out of it.

This is 100% serious , 100% legit, and 100% within the rules. When the contest ends will depend on the number of emails.

At the end of the contest, 2 people will be selected. 2 winners will receive 10million coins each.

Good luck

no need to send your social security number or bank passwords, his trojan will nicely collect them for you

SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear

THIS THREAD MAY GO EPIC

singetter

What a delightful little pickle, we appear to have begun. However I fear this nonsense must end, for dusk has fallen, and a good sleep awaits. With this i must bid you adieu. As a man of honor, pride, and relent, i dare not concede, though i offer a proclamation. Do though wish to accept a draw? I'll take your wit as a sign of promise. Now end this argument, henceforth, so we may call it a night.

singetter

[inserted same message twice, please ignore]

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

What a delightful little pickle, we appear to have begun. However I fear this nonsense must end, for dusk has fallen, and a good sleep awaits. With this i must bid you adieu. As a man of honor, pride, and relent, i dare not concede, though i offer a proclamation. Do though wish to accept a draw? I'll take your wit as a sign of promise. Now end this argument, henceforth, so we may call it a night.

I accept this truce and/or temporary ceasefire, ol' chap, for I am not usually one to hold a grudge longer than a night (or fortnight, at the latest). May your slumber be peaceful, and by morrow's rise, we shall meet yet again on the field of these forums.

Minions, ye may stop posting now.

singetter

turdbucket wrote: »

no need to send your social security number or bank passwords, his trojan will nicely collect them for you

I know not of the misdeed of which you speak. My honor preceded any acts of misconduct. Why would a chap, such as myself, become intertwined in such treacherous acts. Oh the humanity. To besmirch the name of an honorable sir, it may mean the barracks for one of your rank.

"Smacks with glove"

Rytania - Heavens Tear

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Don't let the flashy words fool you, his Ye Olde English tone underlies his lack of grammar, which can be used to circumvent his whole argument in its entirety, leaving the man behind the mask utterly exposed, broken, and vulnerable.

I've no time left for the anonymous proletariat such as yourself. I've to tend to my recommended sleep schedule that keeps my wit sharp, my heart pure, and my head clear. Also, to have a touch of caviar before nappy-byes...but I'm sure a person of your..."refined" speaking caliber can understand that, mmmyes...?

*dons monocle*

I don't know why I'm feeding Konari...maybe it's because he's just so damn likable. Maybe because he's just more pro on the forums? Here goes (the quick, unprofessional, non-analytical version, as I may have omitted things):

Wow, you're a ****-bag. I'm giving 10 million to 2 people, as it makes a lot more sense than 50k to 400 people. Do you realize how much time that would take me, in addition to how useless that would be? With the ridiculous inflation that has occurred in the game, 50k would be useless for anyone, regardless of level. Ten mil gives someone a huge starting point, plus it means something. I occasionally give 50k to random people; however, most say it's not worth the time to come and get it. Get a life a-hole. No coins for you.

- never start sentences with a numeral
- use proper hyphenation and breaks
- make sure ending punctuation is consistent with wording (question mark)
- don't forget to use the semi-colon and comma (with "however")
- "a-hole", not "a hole", since a**h***, in this case, is condensed


Konari...are you happy now? b:surrender For the record: I'm about as refined as crude oil and caviar tastes like s*** lol

Rytania - Heavens Tear

singetter wrote: »

What a delightful little pickle, we appear to have begun. However I fear this nonsense must end, for dusk has fallen, and a good sleep awaits. With this i must bid you adieu. As a man of honor, pride, and relent, i dare not concede, though i offer a proclamation. Do though wish to accept a draw? I'll take your wit as a sign of promise. Now end this argument, henceforth, so we may call it a night.

There will not be a draw because I don't view any of our posts as negative: fighting or arguing. There's nothing wrong with cheap, free, clean fun to keep people on their toes.

Wit? I know he's not addressing me. lol XD

Sleep soundly, with peace, good sir.

_River - Heavens Tear

Not sure what to make of this... though I have to say your intentions are good, but I think that the GMs might not like the idea of people actually emailing you at your real email..

and then the spamming of it in game too...

Seems more like all this is doing is causing flames. b:surrender

I'm not gonna enter for the simple fact that I don't need 10 mill ^^;; but thanks for trying to come up with a type of contest.

Knownase - Heavens Tear

Blah, 10 mill isn't much anyways now.

Ricecake - Heavens Tear

maybe not for you but for me im always broke and it would really help ._.