Magikarp; The Story Of A Troll

Arghal - Heavens Tear
Arghal - Heavens Tear Posts: 18 Arc User
edited February 2010 in Chronicles
Once upon a time, in an Arkansas basement many years ago a child was born. But not just any child, this foul beast caused even the most tolerant of parents to wretch in horror as it uttered it's first words "j00 sUx0rz". For the safety of the world they locked away this atrocious creature, leaving it to fester in despair. On one fateful day the parents made a terrible mistake, they threw a outdated PC down into the attic, thus the creature's foul stench began to pollute the world through forums few people had heard of or cared about. As the creature became more bold, it spread it's annoying mannerisms worldwide through many names but slowly finding the one that fits most. That of a videogame character it most resembled. That character was Magikarp, a creature from Pokemon that, like itself, had absolutely no use and no one wanted.... To be continued.

*bow*

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  • AinaMizuako - Sanctuary
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary Posts: 1,041 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Only one paragraph?

    wtfisthis****?
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    oh look, i'm inactive again.

    b> leviciti b:cry
  • Arghal - Heavens Tear
    Arghal - Heavens Tear Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    It's a smartass remark to the idiot who is commenting on everything posted.
  • Aadi - Lost City
    Aadi - Lost City Posts: 4,449 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Would be funnier if you spelled his name right.
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    "aadi is a forum ninja, always there, skirting thru the shadows... striking with quick posts while you are distracted by your own" -Alexeno(kin)
    "We talk about you because you're fab. b:cute" -Chillum
    "You live for forums. Like seriously."
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Aadi - Lost City wrote: »
    Would be funnier if you spelled his name right.

    me are agreed with this.
    X_x'
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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  • Vinat - Sanctuary
    Vinat - Sanctuary Posts: 1,200 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    wow what the hell is up with all these threads bashing people? are the gms not here? where the hell is aryanna?

    or perhaps the problem is nobody said the magic words... *eatwithspoons*
  • aryannamage
    aryannamage Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I am here just moved it and will now close. b:surrender

    You all know why anyway.
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