The hibernating Assassin.

Firefeng - Dreamweaver
Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
edited February 2010 in Tideswell (East)
So I vowed to get every Assassin skill the level it became available...

...but then I got really lazy and didn't feel like farming, so now I have 2M spirit, 5k coins, and underleveled Sin skills (only really behind on the ones that are useful for PVP, mainly).

I hereby vow that I'll continue slacking off on making money and leveling, so that I may be pwned in the face by people who know what they're doing, thus lulling them into a false sense of security so that more proactive Assassins may catch them unawares and hurt them severely.

You don't have to thank me, Dreamweaver Assassins. I already know how awesome I am. You can cut me a check in the amount of 10% of your total assets for my part in your future successes as soon as you read this.
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    b:shocked
    your plan....
    it be so ebil!
    b:infuriated
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  • Promivius - Dreamweaver
    Promivius - Dreamweaver Posts: 278 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    So I vowed to get every Assassin skill the level it became available...

    ...but then I got really lazy and didn't feel like farming, so now I have 2M spirit, 5k coins, and underleveled Sin skills (only really behind on the ones that are useful for PVP, mainly).

    I hereby vow that I'll continue slacking off on making money and leveling, so that I may be pwned in the face by people who know what they're doing, thus lulling them into a false sense of security so that more proactive Assassins may catch them unawares and hurt them severely.

    You don't have to thank me, Dreamweaver Assassins. I already know how awesome I am. You can cut me a check in the amount of 10% of your total assets for my part in your future successes as soon as you read this.

    The "Be all you can be" slogan will pass you by, lol.
    I speak for myself. My opinions are my own.
    Assuming I speak for others is therefor void.
  • Kawakami - Dreamweaver
    Kawakami - Dreamweaver Posts: 276 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Insert Tiger sweatdrops here : *.......*
    Few people make mistakes with fire after being once burned, of people who regard water lightly many have been drowned - Yamamoto Tsunetomo
  • Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver Posts: 552 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    b:pleased <--- click the smiley face

    Doesn't this thread seem a bit similar to the one I posted the link to up above... I mean except with sins not clerics...?b:surrender
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  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    The similarities between the two threads are startling, almost as if the Assassin thread was lampooning the other. I am awed by your powers of cognizance, but alas, without comment from the original poster, we may never know if the similarities are coincidental or intentional.
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  • Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver Posts: 552 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    The similarities between the two threads are startling, almost as if the Assassin thread was lampooning the other. I am awed by your powers of cognizance, but alas, without comment from the original poster, we may never know if the similarities are coincidental or intentional.

    Holy ****.

    ...

    I speak English. Hear me? ENGLISH

    Actually I understand what you're saying.... but yeah....

    Way to Use Big Words!
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    Note: No thats not me... I stole that from the interwebs b:chuckle
    BTW.... YOU ROCK FORSAKENX <3

    I like to think of myself as a dog, I can be cute and cuddly but sniff people's butts and get away with it ><>

    Warlock recruiting lvl 70+ on the Dreamweaver Server.
    PM an officer for an invite.

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  • Chezedude - Dreamweaver
    Chezedude - Dreamweaver Posts: 236 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    lolcopter.
    youtube.com/chezedude
  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Holy ****.

    ...

    I speak English. Hear me? ENGLISH

    Actually I understand what you're saying.... but yeah....

    Way to Use Big Words!

    I'll not genuflect to your dismay at my discombobulated grandiloquence.

    And also, antidisestablishmentarianism.
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  • Sassina - Dreamweaver
    Sassina - Dreamweaver Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Floccinaucinihilipilification
  • Vivre - Harshlands
    Vivre - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Meow.

    (insert more chars here)
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    What is this 'res' you speak of? b:cute
  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    "Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" is the most delicious piece of irony the human tongue has ever crafted.
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  • Sheeeba - Dreamweaver
    Sheeeba - Dreamweaver Posts: 287 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    So back on topic, at least this particular OP isn't doing this at lvl 40-something. At least he waited till a level where it actually makes sense.

    *Forest Gump voice* And that's all I got to say 'bout that.
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  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Err, right, "on topic". *coughs*

    It actually never makes sense to do this on an Assassin. I doubt further skill levels in a Sin's Ultis will actually convince people to take them along for RBs...
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  • Sheeeba - Dreamweaver
    Sheeeba - Dreamweaver Posts: 287 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    dunno, not a real fan of the fishies, so mine are lvl 13 and lvl 25.
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    ::venos kick tail::

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  • Destini - Dreamweaver
    Destini - Dreamweaver Posts: 198 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    b:sweat

    I think this thread is a spoof of the other...

    (Yes, I know...Captain Obvious, so sue me)
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  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Destini - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    b:sweat

    I think this thread is a spoof of the other...

    (Yes, I know...Captain Obvious, so sue me)

    I plead the fifth.
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  • Dinias - Dreamweaver
    Dinias - Dreamweaver Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    wow that was my thoughts as well but it sounds like a dis...but yeah you used words too big for me to understand so next time use smaller ones plz :D
  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Dinias - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    wow that was my thoughts as well but it sounds like a dis...but yeah you used words too big for me to understand so next time use smaller ones plz :D

    No.SUPAR SEKRT 10 KARECTURS MESSIHJ.
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  • XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver
    XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver Posts: 455 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    Oh yeah!? Well...uh...

    ...

    *Frantically flips through The Complete Idiots Guide to Really Really Big Words hoping to piece together a witty rebuttal*

    ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh **** it.

    *Stabs*
  • Firefeng - Dreamweaver
    Firefeng - Dreamweaver Posts: 421 Arc User
    edited January 2010
    XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Oh yeah!? Well...uh...

    ...

    *Frantically flips through The Complete Idiots Guide to Really Really Big Words hoping to piece together a witty rebuttal*

    ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh **** it.

    *Stabs*

    I thought they called that a "thesaurus". Huh.
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  • XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver
    XxLady_XelxX - Dreamweaver Posts: 455 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Psh. Thesaurus' are for quitters! >=O

    BTW grats on 80 dood. ^^

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