Weirdest thing you've done while drunk

Havregryn - Sanctuary

So, players of Perfect World, what is the weirdest thing you remember doing while drunk? x)

Mine's nothing special, but I get really cheerful and overly-social sometimes and believed everyone at a night club was my friend, but 2 childhood friends who works as bouncers there had to in the end keep 2-3 people calm from wanting to kick my **** xD

After a little while when following me home I got really tired and didn't feel like walking anymore, then spotted a police car and asked them nicely to drive me home, which they did b:chuckle

So what are your stories? I'm interested in hearing them b:laugh

Ikurei - Dreamweaver

Not sure what I did to get in such a state but I once woke up half naked in the snow with my hair braided and my whole body covered in glitter. It was not fun.

Grippieluver - Lost City

b:surrender I believe what I did iz a bit more R rated then some people can handle..... b:embarressed

Havregryn - Sanctuary

Ikurei - Dreamweaver wrote: »

Not sure what I did to get in such a state but I once woke up half naked in the snow with my hair braided and my whole body covered in glitter. It was not fun.

sounds like you got violated by some nymph or gnome haha xD

Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »

b:surrender I believe what I did iz a bit more R rated then some people can handle..... b:embarressed

well how about something you think is shareable then?

shaylabayla

I got so lashed that i ran down the road, butt naked, covered in lubricant, with a porno magazine in one hand and a (well i better not say that) in my other hand, joyfully screaming to the world (well i better not say what i was yelling either) and then i got arrested for indecent exposure, when my Dad came to pick me up he was unaware i had no clothes luckily one of the coppers was real nice to me and gave me his jacket. And yeah thats my drunken story

BeingHope - Harshlands

I just had to LOL this thread rofl

I'm 14 and of course I have never gotten drunk and I plan on never drinking in my life. Someone make a thread for people to stand strong against the social pressures of drinking! b:laugh

Helpinz_you - Sanctuary

you never plan on drinking EVER!!!?
I mean, I can see not smoking, and not doing drugs, stuff like that, but no alcohol?

Or maybe you mean just not getting drunk
definate difference

you can have a drink at christmas, like at a party or something, but getting totaly wasted would be bad

Grippieluver - Lost City

Havregryn - Sanctuary wrote: »

sounds like you got violated by some nymph or gnome haha xD



well how about something you think is shareable then?

well.... see... not much to tell... cept I usually go around licking ppl in the face when I'm drunk... ha ha my other story iz sooo funny but ya R rated

Mcflugal - Lost City

Punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and crapped my pants all in one night.

Then I asked my ex-girlfriend to help me change my underwear.

I got bisch slapped

Grippieluver - Lost City

suxx for J00 ha ha ha

Ikurei - Dreamweaver

Havregryn - Sanctuary wrote: »

sounds like you got violated by some nymph or gnome haha xD

Nymph: orly?b:nosebleed

Gnome: OMFG!!b:infuriated

screwnickslol

Grippieluver - Lost City wrote: »

well.... see... not much to tell... cept I usually go around licking ppl in the face when I'm drunk... ha ha my other story iz sooo funny but ya R rated

licking people in the face... you sound like a good friend of mine who i havent seen in years <_<


all of my drinking misadventures are X rated... sorry folks

Drazo - Dreamweaver

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Oh that's right, I've never been drunk. The day you see me drunk will be the same day pigs will fly and Satan will be skipping to work. b:victory

(I don't even need alcohol to do stupid things)

Wallflower - Sanctuary

Never got drunk but I had to come to this thread. I was like "LOL!" when I saw this thread name. xD I'm 16 and that's too young to get bombed in Australia. Please go on, I LOVE amusingly awkward anecdotes.

DeathBanana - Heavens Tear

I'll give you a hint: Me, live animals, and one-piece bikinis

Seriously though, I don't drink (don't really like the taste of alcohol).

MagicHamsta - Lost City

DX
me turned teh acrobatic.

Saitada - Sanctuary

Rented a Cessna Skylane (Cessna 182) out of Boeing Field on my 30th and took it up while under the influence. Buzzed my ex's house, did a few rolls and heard a loud CRACK above my head. Decided I might have messed up so turned back to the airport and landed asap.

An inspection revealed I had cracked the wing root and if I had continued with my little escapades, I would probably have crashed after losing one or both wings (Yes, I am single engine, instrument rated, was working on my twin rating but got my pilots license revoked for flying while under the influence of narcotics <I'm not always smart, that was one case where my dumb ran rampant and screwed things up for me>).

Singularly the weirdest, and stupidest thing I have ever done... at the same time.

~Saitada

Ikurei - Dreamweaver

Got a new one for you. I've been drunk for the past 2 days and during that time I've been sitting at my computer (pathetic, I know) while stealing a crappy wireless connection and trolling various forums. I told all my friends to **** off on facebook, emailed **** to some of the parents of kids I know in church, pissed off the entire population of a white supremacist forum, and basically made a complete **** out of myself. I'll probably get my **** kicked by some of my friends some time in the near future but I'm too wasted to care at the moment. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find something else to do to amuse myself.b:bye

XanZerstorer - Dreamweaver

Being dared to skateboard naked by my friends... which I did. I fell off the skate and broke my leg as a result. When they called for an ambulance, they promptly said "for the drunken naked **** guy." Apparently I kept laughing as the medical techies put me in the ambulance.

Wasn't laughing so hard when I woke up with a major hangover and a leg in the cast.

First and last time I got really drunk.

Boozin - Sanctuary

I remember one time flying to Amsterdam to visit a friend. It was a long flight from Canada and it was overnight and they were serving dinner on the plane. I asked em for a small bottle of wine to go with it, for which I expected to pay a few bucks extra. To my extreme surprise, they said it was free. Well.... once I knew that, 1 turned into 2 turned into 5 turned into no idea. Needless to say when I arrived in Holland and my friend picked me up at the airport, I was completely in the bag.

Being the fun fellow my friend is, he figures we haven't seen each other in a few years, he has the day off work, no reason we cant both be drunk. So away we go and proceed to several bars in a row and continue to throw em back.

So by this time, I've been awake for 24+hrs and been drinking for 12+of em, throw in the time diff from the flight, an I am at this point a useless sack of u-know-what. So finally at some point we went back to his place and I crashed in the guest room and slept for I dunno how long.

Now the weird part is, when I finally woke up the next day, I had a HORRIBLE hangover and found myself in a strange room. I looked out the window and didn't recognize anything. I turned on the radio and it was in a strange language... It probably took me a good 15-20minutes to remember that I was on holiday in a diff country. b:laugh

But I tell ya, that 15-20min when I couldn't figure out where I was were probably the scariest 20min of my life b:chuckle

Saitada - Sanctuary

rofl that is epic. I'd have given anything to have been a fly on the wall in that room watching the expressions on your face lol.

Havregryn - Sanctuary

hahaha Boozin, that's so funny xD

sounds like you had a memorable time, even though, you may not remember much of it x)

BeingHope - Harshlands

Helpinz_you - Sanctuary wrote: »

you never plan on drinking EVER!!!?
I mean, I can see not smoking, and not doing drugs, stuff like that, but no alcohol?

Or maybe you mean just not getting drunk
definate difference

you can have a drink at christmas, like at a party or something, but getting totaly wasted would be bad

b:surrender I don't even want to think of the harm cigarettes and drugs will do to my body rofl. And to add alcohol to that list?

b:sweat Why doesn't almost anybody else feel the need to not ruin their life from drinking? It sounds scary, if you get addicted and stuff... So to not get addicted, no drinking!

Rofl no drinking means not getting drunk too b:victory

So no, I will never, ever drink unless its the last day of earth and i'm legally over the age of 21 and I will have only at the most 1/10 of a cup :P

Anybody else agree with me here? b:beg

Boozin - Sanctuary

Saitada - Sanctuary wrote: »

rofl that is epic. I'd have given anything to have been a fly on the wall in that room watching the expressions on your face lol.

I am sure if you could have been you would have been laughing while I was almost crying b:cry

I have had a few "good" experiences like that over the years. Sadly(?) my drunken adventures don't tend to be R rated, so not why share another...

On a different vacation I was visiting Hamburg in Germany. I was traveling around Europe and took a train from Paris to Hamburg. I arrived very late at night and didn't quite get my bearings on the cab ride to the hotel. Never been to that city before, don't know my way around, don't know anyone there.

So the next morning I decide to go walk around a bit an see what there is to see. Surprise surprise, shortly there after I find myself in a bar. I strike up a conversation with a couple of old retired german engineers. They are drinking beer out of 1L glass's they seem to serve everywhere over there. I made a comment to the effect of how amazing I thought that was since you can't get that here at home in Canada. I then proceed to spend the next 6 or 7 hours talking to these old guys, drinking beer by the litre and ending up totally tanked. When I finally leave the bar, its dark, I'm totally lost and don't speak a work of German to ask for directions.

I end up wandering around for about 4 hours, completely drunk and completely lost before I finally managed to get directions to and make my back to the hotel.

Needless to say, the next day, I set out again to see the city, and to my horror/dismay/amusement, I find the bar I had been drinking in was only about a 5min. walk from the hotel. b:chuckle

MagicHamsta - Lost City

Me drink.
b:avoid.

























..................................water







and quite a bit of wine.

already posted what happens to me.
xD

Saitada - Sanctuary

BeingHope - Harshlands wrote: »

b:surrender I don't even want to think of the harm cigarettes and drugs will do to my body rofl. And to add alcohol to that list?

b:sweat Why doesn't almost anybody else feel the need to not ruin their life from drinking? It sounds scary, if you get addicted and stuff... So to not get addicted, no drinking!

Rofl no drinking means not getting drunk too b:victory

So no, I will never, ever drink unless its the last day of earth and i'm legally over the age of 21 and I will have only at the most 1/10 of a cup :P

Anybody else agree with me here? b:beg

Being technical here. You don't plan on doing drugs? No aspirin? Tylenol? Mydol? Medications your doctor says you should take? Over the counter drugs can be equally as dangerous (and in some cases more dangerous) to your health as street drugs. Most street drugs were actually once used as medicinal products (pain killers etc) and some still are (Morphine is a refined variant of Heroin basically).

Cigarettes... the Tobacco by itself isn't the problem, it is all the chemical additives that are put into them by the tobacco companies that are actually the problem. Additives to make them more addicting that also have the side effect of making them more likely to cause cancer than straight. raw non additive tobacco by itself.

Alcohol... used in moderation is ok, abused is bad.

Don't make the mistake of assuming to use something automatically means you become addicted to it. That is media hype. I Became addicted to Heroin. It took 12 years of my life and turned it into a living hell. I forced myself off it. That type of drug.. is bad yes, and I strongly suggest everyone avoid it.

Alcohol.. I drink now and then, not addicted.
Ciggs... used to smoke a clove type cigg, moved to Hawaii and never bothered to go looking to see if they are available here on the islands. not addicted, had no withdrawals. Smoked more than a pack a day (primarily for the taste of the cloves).

If your going to buy into the media hype that to drink, or smoke or anything else is an automatic 'your life is ruined' i'm sorry for you. Some things, yes it can ruin your life, other things.. no, not even close.

~S

Havregryn - Sanctuary

BeingHope - Harshlands wrote: »

b:surrender I don't even want to think of the harm cigarettes and drugs will do to my body rofl. And to add alcohol to that list?

b:sweat Why doesn't almost anybody else feel the need to not ruin their life from drinking? It sounds scary, if you get addicted and stuff... So to not get addicted, no drinking!

Rofl no drinking means not getting drunk too b:victory

So no, I will never, ever drink unless its the last day of earth and i'm legally over the age of 21 and I will have only at the most 1/10 of a cup :P

Anybody else agree with me here? b:beg

you shouldn't worry about getting addicted. to get addicted you must be willingly let yourself fall down that path for a long time. most likely other issues will play a part in this.

drinking doesn't mean ruining your life, it's just a type of beverage that can be enjoyed just the same as food

it's not unusual, and probably good, that you think like this now though, i believe i read you were only 14, but i had the same feelings as you up until i was around 18 ;p
you probably think people who drink only do to get drunk, but that's mostly teenagers being new to cider ;p

I'm 21 now, and weird as it may sound, have a degree as a bartender hehe - i make drinks so people can enjoy a nice cocktail, and doesn't always have to be with alcohol, it just makes most drinks taste better in most cases

ATHAXIS - Sanctuary

i put naked pics with me in my display on msn .. all mah friend call me S L LI T 4 like 5 weeks...b:shutup b:cryb:sadb:thanks

BeingHope - Harshlands

Saitada - Sanctuary wrote: »

Being technical here. You don't plan on doing drugs? No aspirin? Tylenol? Mydol? Medications your doctor says you should take? Over the counter drugs can be equally as dangerous (and in some cases more dangerous) to your health as street drugs. Most street drugs were actually once used as medicinal products (pain killers etc) and some still are (Morphine is a refined variant of Heroin basically).

Cigarettes... the Tobacco by itself isn't the problem, it is all the chemical additives that are put into them by the tobacco companies that are actually the problem. Additives to make them more addicting that also have the side effect of making them more likely to cause cancer than straight. raw non additive tobacco by itself.

Alcohol... used in moderation is ok, abused is bad.

Don't make the mistake of assuming to use something automatically means you become addicted to it. That is media hype. I Became addicted to Heroin. It took 12 years of my life and turned it into a living hell. I forced myself off it. That type of drug.. is bad yes, and I strongly suggest everyone avoid it.

Alcohol.. I drink now and then, not addicted.
Ciggs... used to smoke a clove type cigg, moved to Hawaii and never bothered to go looking to see if they are available here on the islands. not addicted, had no withdrawals. Smoked more than a pack a day (primarily for the taste of the cloves).

If your going to buy into the media hype that to drink, or smoke or anything else is an automatic 'your life is ruined' i'm sorry for you. Some things, yes it can ruin your life, other things.. no, not even close.

~S

b:surrender I mean drugs as in... The bad drugs that can get you arrested for... Anyways, I have medication and I have never called it a drug.. >.>...

Lol and I think I know how much is bad for me in over the counter stuff b:chuckle

But I think you kind of went way into that a bit O.o....

Anyways, we learned this in school (<-- 8th grade) so don't blame me for my views on this topic. We're learned to think of it badly and so some of us (like me) do b:victory

Havregryn - Sanctuary wrote: »

you shouldn't worry about getting addicted. to get addicted you must be willingly let yourself fall down that path for a long time. most likely other issues will play a part in this.

drinking doesn't mean ruining your life, it's just a type of beverage that can be enjoyed just the same as food

it's not unusual, and probably good, that you think like this now though, i believe i read you were only 14, but i had the same feelings as you up until i was around 18 ;p
you probably think people who drink only do to get drunk, but that's mostly teenagers being new to cider ;p

I'm 21 now, and weird as it may sound, have a degree as a bartender hehe - i make drinks so people can enjoy a nice cocktail, and doesn't always have to be with alcohol, it just makes most drinks taste better in most cases

O.o Yeah I am 14 and rofl, I don't think I'll ever change my idea of not drinking lol

Boozin - Sanctuary

BeingHope - Harshlands wrote: »

b:sweat Why doesn't almost anybody else feel the need to not ruin their life from drinking? It sounds scary ....

Are you kidding? Ruin their life? Some of the most fun/funny/interesting things have happened to me when drunk. (See above 2 stories, thats just 2 outta 10,000) ..although unlike the other posts here, my adventures have never ended up with me waking up half naked, running through the streets naked, breaking bones or being arrested.... guess I;m just a tame&happy drunk....

When consumed in moderation, I can't see any problem at all with alcohol. Just need a little self-control and self-responsibility just as with any other facet of life.

..all this typing is making me thirsty... i think i need a beer b:laugh

BeingHope - Harshlands

Boozin - Sanctuary wrote: »

Are you kidding? Ruin their life? Some of the most fun/funny/interesting things have happened to me when drunk. (See above 2 stories, thats just 2 outta 10,000)

When consumed in moderation, I can't see any problem at all with alcohol. Just need a little self-control and self-responsibility just as with any other facet of life.

LOL I think at this point of time, I'm too scared of even going near alcohol.. Blame the teachers b:cry She told us so many scary stories of people dying and doing bad things.. I don't wanna go to prison! b:b:cry