Archers and all players alike. I need your sense of humor.

Foltern - Sanctuary
Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
edited December 2009 in General Discussion
Hello everyone. I need your help :3

Will you please post your best One-liner about archers in PWI or barrage of arrows? I'm looking for things you see archers do in game and such.

For example: Why grind when you got barrage? lol

Archers: Taking the fun away with kill stealing since beta 1

^--Those aren't so clever. Thats why I need help :(

Anything comedic you have to add about archers or barrage of arrows in PWI is greatly appreciated, Thanks in advance lol.

Regards
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  • AlbireoTwo - Lost City
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City Posts: 2,056 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Archery Jokes

    What do archers say to guys with swords?

    "You can run if you want but you'll only die tired."

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    Which is more dangerous...a great archer or a terrible one?

    A terrible one, because a great one hits where they aim, but a poor one may hit anything.

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    What did the lustful maiden say to the handsome archer?

    "You make me quiver."

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    What do real archers say to compound archers?

    "I see you still have your training wheels on your bow."

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    What did the archer say to the postal clerk when asked if they were shipping anything hazardous?

    "No sir, just a bunch of sticks and feathers."

    Coppied from- http://hubpages.com/hub/Archery-Juggling-and-Fat-Jokes-by-Moonmaiden
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    Thank you Forsakenx for the picture. b:thanks
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City wrote: »
    Archery Jokes

    What do archers say to guys with swords?

    "You can run if you want but you'll only die tired."

    ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````

    Which is more dangerous...a great archer or a terrible one?

    A terrible one, because a great one hits where they aim, but a poor one may hit anything.

    ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````

    What did the lustful maiden say to the handsome archer?

    "You make me quiver."

    ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````

    What do real archers say to compound archers?

    "I see you still have your training wheels on your bow."

    ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````

    What did the archer say to the postal clerk when asked if they were shipping anything hazardous?

    "No sir, just a bunch of sticks and feathers."

    Coppied from- http://hubpages.com/hub/Archery-Juggling-and-Fat-Jokes-by-Moonmaiden

    Those are funny, But I actually wanted some content derived from the game itself and actual observations. Not archer jokes in general.

    Regards
  • Vitenka - Dreamweaver
    Vitenka - Dreamweaver Posts: 4,125 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Huh, you know, I think I've only met one archer in game?

    On a bad day:
    "You break it, you're gonna buy it"
    "If you want aggro that badly, you can keep it"
    "Dammit, you're an archer, not a tank"
    "Stop dying! Do you think you're a wizard today?"


    On a good day:
    "How am I supposed to kill anything if you keep doing that?"
    "Do you think you can kill the boss from out here?"
    "Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
    "Archer archer, fly away home, your feather's on fire but your arrows are gone."

    Hugs to... he knows who he is :)
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Vitenka - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Huh, you know, I think I've only met one archer in game?

    On a bad day:
    "You break it, you're gonna buy it"
    "If you want aggro that badly, you can keep it"
    "Dammit, you're an archer, not a tank"
    "Stop dying! Do you think you're a wizard today?"


    On a good day:
    "How am I supposed to kill anything if you keep doing that?"
    "Do you think you can kill the boss from out here?"
    "Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
    "Archer archer, fly away home, your feather's on fire but your arrows are gone."

    Hugs to... he knows who he is :)



    Thank you haha.

    Regards
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    An archers moves can describe the night I lost my virginity,

    1. Wingspan
    2. Take Aim
    3. Elven Alacrity
    4. Quickshot
    5. Disappointed girlfriend :[
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    no stormrage eagleon?
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    i dont mate like normal archers, im with a veno. thats how we birthed a foxwing.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Saitada - Sanctuary
    Saitada - Sanctuary Posts: 3,220 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    i dont mate like normal archers, im with a veno. thats how we birthed a foxwing.

    b:avoid

    ~Saitada
  • Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary
    Ms_HopToIt - Sanctuary Posts: 914 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    b:bored Ok suddenly Im dazed at this. b:surrender

    nice to see im not the only veno that luvz archers o.O ;D
    >.<
  • Koltrast - Sanctuary
    Koltrast - Sanctuary Posts: 93 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    This might help explain it.

    Or not. b:chuckle
  • AlbireoTwo - Lost City
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City Posts: 2,056 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Koltrast - Sanctuary wrote: »
    This might help explain it.

    Or not. b:chuckle
    That explains it. Kind of.

    It's hard making jokes when you have no sense of humour. b:surrender
    Maybe I can try to make a knock knock joke or something. >.>
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    Thank you Forsakenx for the picture. b:thanks
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    An archers moves can describe the night I lost my virginity,

    1. Wingspan
    2. Take Aim
    3. Elven Alacrity
    4. Quickshot
    5. Disappointed girlfriend :[


    Ew. lol

    Regards
  • Trista_Zel - Dreamweaver
    Trista_Zel - Dreamweaver Posts: 273 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Your **** is grass and I've got a weedwacker. b:chuckle
    Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Trista_Zel - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Your **** is grass and I've got a weedwacker. b:chuckle

    lol

    Regards
  • Kittennice - Heavens Tear
    Kittennice - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,744 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Axes and swords may break bones, but arrows do the job cleanerb:chuckle
    The VenoX: Heavy Pure Melee (Axe User with a hint of magic) Venomancer and Proud
    Having fun since lv1
    5 more levels baby!
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    I'm for The Cursed!
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  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Kittennice - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Axes and swords may break bones, but arrows do the job cleanerb:chuckle

    Heh

    Regards
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Cyanea - Lost City wrote: »
    Barrage of Arrows: consumes all of your health and mana to annoy three monsters.

    xD nice!

    Regards
  • Starchief - Sanctuary
    Starchief - Sanctuary Posts: 606 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    when any other class goes to kill they set macros and keys, carefully planned and layed out. when an archer goes to kill, the player just rolls their head across the keyboard and everything dies.
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  • Devoted - Lost City
    Devoted - Lost City Posts: 3,634 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    i dont have any one liners D:


    but its always fun to go to west adc where everyone is having a tea party and duel a blue name character and open barrage on them and they proceed to run around west killing people while saying "it's raining!!" b:chuckle
  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    barrage of arrows:

    ''I was aiming for that bird up there but I think I missed it...''
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Starchief - Sanctuary wrote: »
    when any other class goes to kill they set macros and keys, carefully planned and layed out. when an archer goes to kill, the player just rolls their head across the keyboard and everything dies.

    haha usually. My only macro is Blazing arrow + wings of protection lol

    Regards
  • FitHitDShan - Sanctuary
    FitHitDShan - Sanctuary Posts: 276 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Barrage:
    I shot a thousand arrows in the air,
    where they land I neither know nor care.

    Archers: so dangerous that the pros are the ones who know how to do LESS damage to a boss.


    Damage/Second = Archer, but Damage/Second^2 = Barrage
    "?" IS my avatar.
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    FitHitDShan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Barrage:
    I shot a thousand arrows in the air,
    where they land I neither know nor care.

    Archers: so dangerous that the pros are the ones who know how to do LESS damage to a boss.


    Damage/Second = Archer, but Damage/Second^2 = Barrage

    Fawsome xD*****

    Regards
  • jokerxdude
    jokerxdude Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Barrage of arrows: One of the reasons why archers shouldn't have guns.
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  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    A person once asked: Why are you killing monsters with a slingshot? lol
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    jokerxdude wrote: »
    Barrage of arrows: One of the reasons why archers shouldn't have guns.

    lol

    Regards.
  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Barrage of arrows: 1000 arrows 4 hits.
  • Krisnda - Lost City
    Krisnda - Lost City Posts: 1,465 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Barrage of Arrows? hmm, 2 words:

    CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!!!

    lol
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  • Foltern - Sanctuary
    Foltern - Sanctuary Posts: 517 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Krisnda - Lost City wrote: »
    Barrage of Arrows? hmm, 2 words:

    CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!!!

    lol

    8D

    Regards
  • Starchief - Sanctuary
    Starchief - Sanctuary Posts: 606 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    jokerxdude wrote: »
    Barrage of arrows: One of the reasons why archers shouldn't have guns.
    archers with guns is like bms with chainsaws
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