Post an insane lie about the person above you!

opkossy

^ Has never made it past brock.

Sister_Warui - Raging Tide

^ squad wipes on misty using all earth pokemon

opkossy

^ Lost to Sabrina with a team of **** level 100 Mewtwos.

(Gen 1 special stat was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO broken)

Zanryu - Dreamweaver

^Swords Danced too much in Gen 1 and became worthless.

opkossy

^ Lost all his games to missingno.

RukinaChan - Archosaur

^ Wants to be the newest Team Rocket member

Zanryu - Dreamweaver

^Doesn't even know what Team Rocket is.

Sister_Warui - Raging Tide

^ does not actually know what hacking means. b:shocked

Buff_me - Harshlands

^ **** into account I was banned for.

Zanryu - Dreamweaver

^Is a bottle of gatorade.

RukinaChan - Archosaur

^ Believes he can fly.

Buff_me - Harshlands

^ Doesn't believe I can fly. b:pleased

Desdi - Sanctuary

^ touched the moon

RukinaChan - Archosaur

^ Flew with him also and found Luna on the Moon ;_;

Sister_Warui - Raging Tide

^ old enough to have named the moon

RukinaChan - Archosaur

^ Thinks the Moon is made of cheese :9

opkossy

^ Jumped over the moon

Desdi - Sanctuary

^ discovered that the moon is really made of cheese

opkossy

^ Gave me a slice of moon cheese.

Buff_me - Harshlands

^ Gifted me the half of that slice. b:pleased

opkossy

^ Has trouble with pantry doors

Buff_me - Harshlands

^ The reason for this trouble.

Foamcube - Harshlands

^ Tried to sing "Trouble" by Taylor swift and broke a window.

opkossy

^ Posts way too much

RukinaChan - Archosaur

^ Is gonna bake me more cake

Desdi - Sanctuary

^ is afraid of number 4 and always avoids it

Buff_me - Harshlands

^ Ain't sexy girl. b:pleased

opkossy

^ Tried to steal Desdi from me and got shot in the foot as a result.

RukinaChan - Archosaur

^ Pays me to be her special assistant

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

^Got Pwnt By a Magickarp