Post an insane lie about the person above you!

Sagek - Sanctuary

^ Has said watch on lay away and is only two payments from being a proud owner of said watch.

Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver

^Got a job at Wal-mart to work in the lay-away department because that's where they thought people got laid.

Sagek - Sanctuary

^ has crushed my dreams of getting laid by working in the lay-way department..

thanks for that.. b:sad

Vixter - Harshlands

^has a crush on someone in the lay-away department

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

^

Runs a lay-away department. But instead of leaving items, people sleep their and let people conduct sleep studies and experiments on them until they've paid off their debt.

Desdi - Sanctuary

^ is the owner of the Pokemon Center shops

Wolfssohn - Sanctuary

^ was a big fan of pokemon once...she knew every pokemon...she could even tell 'em by their number & scream...until one day...it was a pretty usual school day...she played pokemon while not listenin' to the teacher and a friend asked her if she'd like to have a pokemon fight...Des agreed, jumped up and threw her green-ish Game Boy Color to the ground screamin' "Go, Bulbasaur!"...the class started laughin' and Des decided to stop playin'...not 'cause it was embarassin'...Des was just too greedy to buy a new Game Boy...

Sagek - Sanctuary

^ Is actually a can of beer with two chopsticks taped to it so it can type.

Difector - Heavens Tear

^is a friend

MrJenkins - Harshlands

^Likes stabbing people

Lairian - Sanctuary

^ Likes being stabbed.

MrJenkins - Harshlands

^Will run with scissors throught her house

Desdi - Sanctuary

^ is the real scissorhands

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b:cry ........Kicks The NPC Animals In Every City

Lairian - Sanctuary

^ Thinks NPCs have real feelings as is working on starting a NPC care group.

MrJenkins - Harshlands

^Has ever-lasting conversations with Duke Black

Vixter - Harshlands

^paid duke 100 million to hear his secret

DuckTapez - Archosaur

^ is having a secret affair with the Duke

VenusArmani - Dreamweaver

^

IS Duke Blacke's soon to be ex-seventh wife.

Desdi - Sanctuary

^ is Duke Blacke's mother-in-law

Sagek - Sanctuary

^ Is actually Blacke Duke, Duke Blackes evil twin.

Nostinor - Harshlands

^Wants to murder Duke Blacke

Reikara - Heavens Tear

^
Put the bop in the bop she bop she bop.

Lairian - Sanctuary

^ Created that lyric.

Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver

Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »

^ Created that lyric.

^Wants everyone to be nice to people so she can kill teddy bears.b:chuckle

BTW this is my favorite all time post. Just sayin

Reikara - Heavens Tear

^
Blamed it on the boogie.

Sagek - Sanctuary

^ Blamed it on Obama

Reikara - Heavens Tear

^
Lied about lying

... I did

Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver

^ Wanted to be Monica Lewinsky

Lairian - Sanctuary

^ Wanted to be Bill Clinton. b:shocked