What's your favorite quote?

Froggehman - Sanctuary
Froggehman - Sanctuary Posts: 11 Arc User
edited September 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
I was looking around for one of these but couldn't find one, figured I'd start one :D (yes this one is more of a conversation but I dun care :P)

"How did they get the name 'grunt'?"
"That's the IQ of a trooper."
"I hope they can't hear that."
"Don't worry Mason. We're all grunts in the Cav. Didn't you join the army voluntarily?"
"Yes."
"I rest my case."
"Just remember, of the 33 kinds of snakes in Vietnam, 31 are poisonous.
How do we tell them apart, sir?

I think with those ratios, you could afford to come to prejudicial sweeping generalization -- like killing them all.

-A squad leader to his pilots, Chickenhawk (1983)"

Feel free to keep in touch with me, just don't keep touching me cuz thats creepy, annoying, and a good way to end up appendageless.
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!


    And for the record, I did start one of these awhile back, but it fell through pretty quickly.
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  • IHorizon - Dreamweaver
    IHorizon - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "Only the dead have seen the end of war" ^^
    iHorizon, stealing your kills since 1993. : D
    Also, rez'ing random DreamWeaver's since 2009. >:3
  • Untamedchaos - Sanctuary
    Untamedchaos - Sanctuary Posts: 383 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Strength is alot like money, it won't get you everything but there's alot of things you cant obtain without it
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  • Kagaro - Dreamweaver
    Kagaro - Dreamweaver Posts: 299 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    I have a few favorite quotes.

    "Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."
    Ancient Celtic Proverb

    "True nobility lies not in being superior to another man, but in being superior to one's previous self."
    Hindustan proverb

    "That which does not destroy me only makes me stronger."
    Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

    "He who has not learned to obey will not be a great leader."
    Aristotle, Greek Philosopher, Scientist and Physician

    "He who tells the truth will be chased out of nine villages."
    Turkish Proverb
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "War does not determine who is right - only who is left"

    "If the enemy is in range, so are you."

    "Aim towards the Enemy."
    -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

    "You can make a throne of bayonets, but you cant sit on it for long."
    -Boris Yeltsin

    "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
    -Winston Churchill


    "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
    -Infantry Journal

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
    -U.S. Army Training Notice

    "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
    -U.S. Air Force Marshal

    "If at first you don't succeed, call an air strike."
    -Unknown

    "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
    automatic weapons."
    -General Douglas MacArthur

    "Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed
    to always hit the ground."
    -USAF Ammo Troop

    "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the
    enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."
    -General William Thornson




    Omfg i play too much Call of Duty 4.
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  • WolfSheep - Sanctuary
    WolfSheep - Sanctuary Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "0.28 kdr that kid might as well have dyslexia!"

    --From clan in Combat Arms
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  • Starchief - Sanctuary
    Starchief - Sanctuary Posts: 606 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice"
    - shouted by an annoyed terran siege tank

    "All is fair in love and war"
    - some famous guy i don't feel like googling right now

    "Never take life seriously, no on gets out alive anyway"
    - Al Capp... I think

    "Women are like butter, they melt in at the touch of your fingertips, and freeze when you stick em in the fridge"
    - StarChief xD
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  • Elegy - Heavens Tear
    Elegy - Heavens Tear Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "The man who thinks he knows everything, is especially annoying to those of us that do."
  • LloydAsplund - Sanctuary
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary Posts: 3,899 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex." -Aldous Huxley

    "Who lives longer: the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or the man who lives on roast beef, water, and potatoes till ninety-five? One passes his twenty-four months in eternity. All the years of the beef-eater are lived only in time." -Huxley

    "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." -Churchill
    I was early taught to work as well as play,
    My life has been one long, happy holiday;
    Full of work and full of play-
    I dropped the worry on the way-
    And God was good to me everyday.
  • Camerlengo - Dreamweaver
    Camerlengo - Dreamweaver Posts: 228 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Full power to the Vagiroscope! -Leela
    Full power to the Vagiroscope!
  • The_Champion - Sanctuary
    The_Champion - Sanctuary Posts: 988 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Waffles are pancakes that were smart enough to have syrup traps.

    I've waffles once, I'll waffles again.

    Edit: I got another one: Leggo my eggo!
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    Sounds about right
  • Nev_Darkmore - Dreamweaver
    Nev_Darkmore - Dreamweaver Posts: 100 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey's all about.
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    umad bro?b:cute

    DW Wizard - Celestial Demon
  • KeranoWasEmo - Harshlands
    KeranoWasEmo - Harshlands Posts: 47 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "You will feel my wrath as soon as I can find a reason to hate you!"
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  • DeathBanana - Heavens Tear
    DeathBanana - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,674 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "They misunderestimated me"
    -George Bush Jr.
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  • WickedSwords - Heavens Tear
    WickedSwords - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "Generally speaking,the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death"
    Miyamoto Mushashi
    "You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing,and using a timing which the enemy does not expect"
    Miyamoto Mushashi
    "In fighting and in everyday life you should be determined though calm.Meet the situation without tenseness yet not recklessly, your spirit settled yet unbiased. An elevated spirit is weak and a low spirit is weak. Do not let the enemy see your spirit."
    Miyamoto Mushashi
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