Things you don't want to hear your veno say?

__Necro__ - Sanctuary
__Necro__ - Sanctuary Posts: 216 Arc User
edited August 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
If this was already made, please direct me. These are so hilarious. b:laugh


If one hasn't been made yet, fire away in this thread and i'll do "my top 10 fav". Lol..

1.i can tame mobs?! O.O (Altros - Sanctuary)
2.Veno with Herc, "oops, I lured with reflect on" (Vellamo - Heavens Tear)
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OmgPwnage
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  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1) My golem/herc doesnt have bash
    2) ****, my pet died
    3) Oops, forgot to buy mana pots
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1 i was suppossed to /hold/ agro?
    2 i has pet, i don't need mag...
    3 i can tame mobs?! O.O
    "No matter how dark the world is,
    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I use this pet because it's cute!
    I only have level 1 Bash.
    What's luring?

    Things a Veno doesn't want to hear.

    You tank.
    We only take Herc Venos. (with Cleric and Barb in party)
    Anything about how easy we are to play as a class. Especially during a TT, or FB run. It gets really old, really fast.
  • __Necro__ - Sanctuary
    __Necro__ - Sanctuary Posts: 216 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Altros - Sanctuary wrote: »
    3 i can tame mobs?! O.O


    XD
    /10charazards




    Edit:*after you just "madeout" with a veno* "im a guy irl"



    I love doing that on my veno, all the boy's are all puke and what not. XD
    OmgPwnage
  • Arshies - Sanctuary
    Arshies - Sanctuary Posts: 666 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Coraline - Lost City wrote: »
    1) My golem/herc doesnt have bash
    2) ****, my pet died
    3) Oops, forgot to buy mana pots
    Altros - Sanctuary wrote: »
    1 i was suppossed to /hold/ agro?
    2 i has pet, i don't need mag...
    3 i can tame mobs?! O.O
    1/2 - lame veno both
    3- (pots) usually we dont need it with our skills...... (tame pets) some baby pet's are made with mobs from fb's thats why they want tame it

    - Whos is the tank?... while everyone is waiting for u say my Herc.
    - not maxed skills like Purge, Amp.Dmg and Soul Degeneration for some boss on TT's
    - Why i die? let the pet hit first........
    - From some barbs... your pet was stealing my aggro.. not good skills
    - I dont tank bosses with my pet
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Arshies - Sanctuary
  • LadySam - Heavens Tear
    LadySam - Heavens Tear Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1-I have herc but i don`t want to tank (in fb)
    2-My herc is lvl 1
  • XFIienx - Heavens Tear
    XFIienx - Heavens Tear Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    What you dont want a veno to say:
    -What do you mean I can't turn my herc's Reflect on when luring?
    -I don't use pets, they never do what i want
    -You heal my pet while i go afk (to a cleric)
    -What? Lending hand? No I dont have that skill.. (tanking barb is now in trouble)
    -Man, i gotta give my herc a meat every 5 minutes!
    ~ Yesterday is history, Today is a gift, Tomorrow is mystery ~
  • Andromaka - Heavens Tear
    Andromaka - Heavens Tear Posts: 925 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    My herc cant tank, im a heavy veno and my heal pet skill is lvl 3 b:chuckle

    Why shouldnt i heal my pet while luring wurlord? they r so many they will kill my pet!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Warmechanism - Harshlands
    Warmechanism - Harshlands Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "I'm a man!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Instant chaos with a turn of a key.
  • Blindwiz - Sanctuary
    Blindwiz - Sanctuary Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Veno: I only have 3 pets - ALL-CLASS shaodu, ALL-CLASS tabby, ALL-CLASS puppy...
  • Ophida - Dreamweaver
    Ophida - Dreamweaver Posts: 971 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Um, wrong target *panic* [chaos ensues] <-often used when pulling the boss instead of his chums
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    tempest-dw.shivtr.com
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Ophida - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Um, wrong target *panic* [chaos ensues] <-often used when pulling the boss instead of his chums

    Hehe. I love that one. But some of those higher up bosses, people actually ask me to pull the boss now...
  • Brael - Dreamweaver
    Brael - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,430 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    I can revive a pet rather than get a new one?
  • Barbariankev - Heavens Tear
    Barbariankev - Heavens Tear Posts: 831 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    i dont have the chi transfusion skil(this can be really anoying when a barb is tanking with good DDs)
    its impossible to always do the right thing we all make mistakes i am not different from that
    just try to be a good person

    english isn't my native language so there might be a few spelling/grammatical errors in my posts
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Actually its:

    "Does your herc have an aggro skill?" veno: "no"

    Should I upgrade amplify damage?

    I was chatting in TT and didn't notice my herc died *partywipe*

    I can tank FB69, come on let's go.
    I post in forums. This one and others. That's why I post.
  • Andromaka - Heavens Tear
    Andromaka - Heavens Tear Posts: 925 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »
    I can tank FB69, come on let's go.

    I actually heard that... and she was yelling that she does not need any barb she can do it with 2 clerics (was about lvl 70) ... and when i asked her "what about the turtle in the water?" she said " ok i think we need a barb" b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AinaMizuako - Sanctuary
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary Posts: 1,041 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    One thing you don't want your Veno to say, but everyone else wants to hear.

    "What do you mean put Flesh Ream on my Nix?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    oh look, i'm inactive again.

    b> leviciti b:cry
  • _DarkSeph_ - Sanctuary
    _DarkSeph_ - Sanctuary Posts: 2,294 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    My veno is great for that ^_^

    Since it's just a money making alt, I tend to do things...rather cheaply =p And if people insist on begging me to squad and help, they shouldn't complain or expect so much.... but they do. Which is damn fun. b:laugh I love the reactions I get from.

    1. "Sharptooth wolfing ftw! :D"
    2. "...sorry I don't have bramble guard"
    3. "Iornwood? it's Lv.1"
    4. "Flame/frost what now O_o"
    5. "De-buff in fox-form?...hmm yeh mebbe I should learn that fox thing"
    6. "I don't have a flying pet"
    7. "I don't have a water pet"
    8. "I don't carry pots"
    9. "Imma guy >:)"
    10. "LEEEEROOOOOYYY....."
  • Camerlengo - Dreamweaver
    Camerlengo - Dreamweaver Posts: 228 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    *when at fb boss* No, why would I want a Magmite?
    Full power to the Vagiroscope!
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Camerlengo - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    *when at fb boss* No, why would I want a Magmite?

    Actually, I tanked my FB19 with one of the Undine, so it's not an absolute necessity for the Magmite. Some people even use the Cub.
  • Vitenka - Dreamweaver
    Vitenka - Dreamweaver Posts: 4,125 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    What others don't want to hear:

    "Hi. I'm a Veno."

    I kid because I love.

    Also, what it appears they don't seem to be able to hear:

    "My pet is not a barbarian. Certainly not one of your level. Slow down. STOP IT!"
  • Darkhawkclaw - Heavens Tear
    Darkhawkclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 285 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "i solo this with the herc!"

    great then what are we? bait?
  • Tryagain - Harshlands
    Tryagain - Harshlands Posts: 716 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    1. Whoops I forgot to take off reflect
    2. I never learned fox form
    3. I don't have any fox form skills
    4. The cooldown on purge is too long
    5. Why won't you 1v1 me ***** (from a veno with a nix)
    6. I forgot my pet food in the bank
    7. I don't want to pull aggro so I'll just not attack
    8. I don't have bash Pet skills are too expensive
    9. How can you tell which is the real one?
    10. Whoops, I pulled the wrong one.
  • Vitenka - Dreamweaver
    Vitenka - Dreamweaver Posts: 4,125 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Oh, yeah:

    "I forgot to buy water"

    Been there, done that.
  • Zoe - Heavens Tear
    Zoe - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,814 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    When a herc is tanking a boss:

    Veno: "Pressed the wrong key!"

    *herc unsummons, party wipes*

    I've been that veno more than once.b:surrender
    Main characters
    Celestial Sage Venomancer Zoe - 100
    Sage Barbarian Malego - 91
  • KazumaSei - Dreamweaver
    KazumaSei - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Zoe - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    When a herc is tanking a boss:

    Veno: "Pressed the wrong key!"

    *herc unsummons, party wipes*

    I've been that veno more than once.b:surrender

    this seems to be a common occurrence o.O

    which is why i don't hotkey my pets on a bar that i can use keyboard shortcuts for b:chuckle
  • LloydAsplund - Sanctuary
    LloydAsplund - Sanctuary Posts: 3,899 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Zoe - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    When a herc is tanking a boss:

    Veno: "Pressed the wrong key!"

    *herc unsummons, party wipes*

    I've been that veno more than once.b:surrender

    Happened to me once, during silver frost. b:surrender
    I was early taught to work as well as play,
    My life has been one long, happy holiday;
    Full of work and full of play-
    I dropped the worry on the way-
    And God was good to me everyday.
  • MANray_ - Sanctuary
    MANray_ - Sanctuary Posts: 2,311 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    "My Herc can tank Crimson"
    "Archer should pull"
    "How did you get that white tiger pet?"
    "I need my spark for DD"
  • Fabric - Lost City
    Fabric - Lost City Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Andromaka - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    My herc cant tank, im a heavy veno and my heal pet skill is lvl 3 b:chuckle

    Why shouldnt i heal my pet while luring wurlord? they r so many they will kill my pet!

    Aww... heavy venos aren't that terrible. b:surrender

    Basically any indication that the veno is not doing/does not know what he's supposed to do is bad. b:chuckle
  • Starrr - Harshlands
    Starrr - Harshlands Posts: 229 Arc User
    edited August 2009
    Michael_dark - Lost City wrote: »

    I can tank FB69, come on let's go.


    actually a veno can tank EVERY boss in 69. and the water turtle is easy as well. a level 80 plumpfish can tank it and their are other methods as well.
    Staring at the wall is much more rewarding than playing PW.

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