What do you say everytime you CRIT (poll)

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  • Zelfine - Sanctuary
    Zelfine - Sanctuary Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    lol Snow. Hopefully it's sarcasm >.>
    When I crit, it just puts a smile to my face.
    When I heal with my cleric, I yell " Jesus BEAM!!!"
    b:bye PW.
    I'll still troll the forums >:D
  • Forp - Heavens Tear
    Forp - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,445 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    i can't imagine an archer literally saying something every single time they got a crit. b:surrender
  • FedTehNoob - Lost City
    FedTehNoob - Lost City Posts: 557 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Prediction - Lost City wrote: »
    FedTehNoob - Lost City wrote: »
    This is what I do every time I crit
    -.- why you gotta make me go to that when i'm listening to Pain by Three Days Grace b:angry

    Hey, I just supplied the link. No one's forcing you to click it... b:sin

    No, but... apart from doing this, I voted "CRIT CRIT CRIT OH YEAH BABY!!!" Because I don't actually say it out loud, but I think it most accurately represents my feelings at the time lulz...

    More of a "w00t" kind of thing... b:thanks
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lu$t - Sanctuary
    Lu$t - Sanctuary Posts: 1,005 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    usually its pew! or Headshot! or lol if i 1 hit xD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero~
  • Shikyura - Sanctuary
    Shikyura - Sanctuary Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Asterelle - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I wonder what clerics say every time they heal...

    'Where does it hurt'
  • Randoms - Dreamweaver
    Randoms - Dreamweaver Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Zelfine - Sanctuary wrote: »
    lol Snow. Hopefully it's sarcasm >.>
    When I crit, it just puts a smile to my face.
    When I heal with my cleric, I yell " Jesus BEAM!!!"

    b:laughb:laughb:laugh

    Nice one!

    I yell "spark erection" when I use "spark ...", ups, I forgot the real name.
    I kill things b:victory
  • Sarim - Dreamweaver
    Sarim - Dreamweaver Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Prediction have you ever heard of GMT it's usually early morning or late night when i write these replies. Or when I'm at school in a **** lesson.

    b:cry

    Oh god he is in my time zone! kill me now please I cant take it!

    When I crit I just smile, no point yelling !Hell yer! Crit!" when im grinding, people fliying over western plume lake would tell me to stfu. Just like we are telling this big headed idiot called BLANKA to stfu -.-
  • Krels - Sanctuary
    Krels - Sanctuary Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    xD
    I **** my friends off cause everytime i get a new highest crit i PM or say it in faction chat :D

    They HATE my crits :D
    But i LOVE them b:dirty
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Zelfine - Sanctuary wrote: »
    lol Snow. Hopefully it's sarcasm >.>
    When I crit, it just puts a smile to my face.
    When I heal with my cleric, I yell " Jesus BEAM!!!"

    Either you're a WEWY fan... Or I'm just half asleep.

    Also, when I crit, which is quite a bit, even though I'm a Veno... 7 crits on one Increased Life 87 Mob. Fox Form Normal Attack grinding FTW... I usually laugh, and the more crits I get the more I laugh.

    So... It starts off "Heh." And then, if I string them along... I start going "Bwahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" No... I'm not making this up. That seriously is my laugh... I've had people ask me why I sound so evil...

    Although... After I double spark, and get a huge Ironwood Crit... I usually shout something like "S--t!"

    And on a side note... I constantly say crits in Faction Chat... We tend to joke around about it in the lower FB's. "Haha! 18k crit! Woop!!!!" "Huh? Couldn't hear you over my 21k crit." "Bah. You noobs. 26k is where it's at." Of course... I love pulling aggro with crits. It's quite hilarious to see a mob do a sudden WTF, and charge right at me. I switch to Fox Form, and slap him around for living afterwards...
  • SoulCallibur - Sanctuary
    SoulCallibur - Sanctuary Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Archers...so cool O.o BMs FTW though.
  • _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary
    _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Archers... so dependant on lucky crits, lame skills and squishy killing. They can never kill heavy amour chars like barbs and bms. BARBS FTW.
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • Prediction - Lost City
    Prediction - Lost City Posts: 343 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Archers... so dependant on lucky crits, lame skills and squishy killing. They can never kill heavy amour chars like barbs and bms. BARBS FTW.

    try saying that on a pvp server dumbass

    stop posting stuff about archers being ****

    if you wanna keep posting about archers sucking why not actually posting a frikin screenshot proving you beat an archer

    we don't depend on crits and they're not lucky, they happen every 3 seconds

    if we suck so much why did Envy crit 96k on an fb boss? i'd like to see you crit half that much
    FPW > PWI b:victory
  • Ussichu - Sanctuary
    Ussichu - Sanctuary Posts: 429 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    "I get a crit for every miss -_-"
    Navarre was your everyday veno, until she learned her true form. Now she's fox walloping and purging over and over again.. all for a deep stinging, head hunting, wind pushing Assassin. Will there be inner harmony and myriad rainbows? But of course! Yuri&Lemon Find it on Fanfiction XD "Discovering Sanctuary" Chapter 2 is up ^_^
  • Zelfine - Sanctuary
    Zelfine - Sanctuary Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Archers... so dependant on lucky crits, lame skills and squishy killing. They can never kill heavy amour chars like barbs and bms. BARBS FTW.

    Tell that to a high level archer ._. or most of them in pvp servers :P
    What are barbs dependant on? High HP and hoping they get a zerk on their armageddon? >.>
    I have nothing against barbs, but I'm sure this is what Blanka will be hoping for :P
    b:bye PW.
    I'll still troll the forums >:D
  • Randoms - Dreamweaver
    Randoms - Dreamweaver Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Archers... so dependant on lucky crits, lame skills and squishy killing. They can never kill heavy amour chars like barbs and bms. BARBS FTW.

    We are speaking about +lvl90 barbs? Well, I guess we must go there and check it, but as till that I think its not that hard to use some mag attacks we have and try to take them down, which is not impossible, even if its more simple to go and look for wizard or another robe user.
    Well, I am not saying lightning skills dont look lame though.b:surrender

    I can kill my lvl bm in duel with not so big hardships, and duels are much harder for archers than for bm, so there go your theory about heavy pawnage.

    Krit on squishy is instant death. Also those squishy are so good at taking down barbs aint they?b:chuckle
    I kill things b:victory
  • DSB_SPARTAN - Sanctuary
    DSB_SPARTAN - Sanctuary Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Well done to Headshot_XD for creating the latest craze "Crit-Phrase" No doubt people will be competing to create the ultimate badass Crit-Phrase. My one is "Say hello to my little friend" (the target dies) "He He He I'm so cool"
  • Kuniam - Sanctuary
    Kuniam - Sanctuary Posts: 31 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Can a barb vote on this too? I mean cmon, we rarely get crits and when we get a nice one its like "OHHHH YEAH TAKE THAT!"( Note I only have 4% crit)
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I think we all love crits... What I want to know... Who has a favorite crit? I remember mine. Double Spark Ironwood on a Weak exploding mob in FB39. I was the lurer, but there was nothing near him, so I just attacked. Spell hit, it crit, he exploded, the party, me included, went "WTF was that?!" (I said it out loud...) Sadly... I have never managed to oneshot a mob in that FB since...
  • Randoms - Dreamweaver
    Randoms - Dreamweaver Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Kuniam - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Can a barb vote on this too? I mean cmon, we rarely get crits and when we get a nice one its like "OHHHH YEAH TAKE THAT!"( Note I only have 4% crit)

    Try to put +1% crit arrow in inventory, I am not shore it helps, but its a fact that I have 3% crit chance for my lvl3x barb.
    I kill things b:victory
  • Isala - Sanctuary
    Isala - Sanctuary Posts: 1,607 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Randoms - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Try to put +1% crit arrow in inventory, I am not shore it helps, but its a fact that I have 3% crit chance for my lvl3x barb.

    GM's have already confirmed, that while the number shone actually increases in crit, it is, in fact, a lying stat, and doesn't actually add 1% crit to your actual stats. I'd look it up, but I'm lazy. Needless to say, this controversy has been going on for a long time. Now... I myself would rather carry real arrows to use with my Bow. :P Bowmancer FTW. b:laugh
  • Randoms - Dreamweaver
    Randoms - Dreamweaver Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Isala - Sanctuary wrote: »
    GM's have already confirmed, that while the number shone actually increases in crit, it is, in fact, a lying stat, and doesn't actually add 1% crit to your actual stats. I'd look it up, but I'm lazy. Needless to say, this controversy has been going on for a long time. Now... I myself would rather carry real arrows to use with my Bow. :P Bowmancer FTW. b:laugh

    I still like it, even if its just lying stat. Boosts my ego.b:cute
    I kill things b:victory
  • Feito - Dreamweaver
    Feito - Dreamweaver Posts: 165 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    I say something like, "Oh, I only had to kill it in 2/3 hits." For me, it's not how hard I kick it's ****, it's more like how fast I kick it's **** so I can move on to the next mob. b:pleased
    InStyle is the greatest faction on Dreamweaver! b:victory
    Feito is...
    [x] Still a LA Cleric
    [x] in possession of a BURNING TIGER SPIRIT b:angry
    [x] Sipping some F--KING tea
    [ ] Totally KICKASS
    [ ] Extremely wealthy
    I've got some ways to go!
  • Prediction - Lost City
    Prediction - Lost City Posts: 343 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    _BLANKA_ - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Archers... so dependant on lucky crits, lame skills and squishy killing. They can never kill heavy amour chars like barbs and bms. BARBS FTW.

    oh and what about barbs? they PRAY TO GOD they get zerk crit to even kill any1

    so stfu already and stop making threads on how much archers suck
    FPW > PWI b:victory
  • SoulCallibur - Sanctuary
    SoulCallibur - Sanctuary Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Crit-Phrase the new craze.
    My Crit-Phrase is "Eat that ****"
  • Coraline - Lost City
    Coraline - Lost City Posts: 867 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Prediction - Lost City wrote: »
    oh and what about barbs? they PRAY TO GOD they get zerk crit to even kill any1

    so stfu already and stop making threads on how much archers suck


    Rofl, killing heavy's are soo much fun. Just reduce metal defense and just blast them with everything, and rmr to keep stunning/aim lowing. b:bye
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    eatswithspoons "*roll eyes* real money for virtual property? That's definitely not allowed"

    Lol what?
  • FedTehNoob - Lost City
    FedTehNoob - Lost City Posts: 557 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Coraline - Lost City wrote: »
    Rofl, killing heavy's are soo much fun. Just reduce metal defense and just blast them with everything, and rmr to keep stunning/aim lowing. b:bye

    b:shockedb:shockedb:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Cal - Harshlands
    Cal - Harshlands Posts: 111 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Nice one .... but u miss the important one

    "Ouuuucccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

    This is what u will say when u do 7 continuous critics to a tt-boss and he just one shots you.
    By the power of the alt lord ....
    I am ALT-MAN b:cool
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GodlyHealz - Dreamweaver
    GodlyHealz - Dreamweaver Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    Asterelle - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I wonder what clerics say every time they heal...

    LOL, this is what we say

    "Get Healed BI#$%, YEH WITHOUT MEE, you'd Be DEAD, muwahahahhahaha Clerical Pwn lol"


    "Yeh you FB boss, try and take out my tank BIZZATCH, i just stacked 15 ironhearts on the tank, NO CHANCE FOR YOU LoL"
  • Zhadou - Heavens Tear
    Zhadou - Heavens Tear Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    If you seriously do say all that weird **** when you're playing and you beat a mob...
    then please record yourself when you're playing once and post it up
    I want a good laugh
  • Konariraiden - Heavens Tear
    Konariraiden - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,505 Arc User
    edited June 2009
    "You've yet to witness my true power!"

    (If the mob dies from crit) "You're not comin' back from that!"

    And with 10% crit at the moment (LA Wizzy), I say these a decent amount of times.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Yeah, it's me. Don't read to much into it, though; I'm only here for myself now, killin' time and chillin' when need-be. So sue me. Tch...

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