Caption Contest #2 - Caption Time!

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  • JedesJahr - Sanctuary
    JedesJahr - Sanctuary Posts: 102 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Here are my captions for this oddity
    b:beg

    1.
    "Remember dear, posture, POSTURE!"
    2.
    "Ooh, I can see my house from up here!"
    3.
    "Where'd you go?"
    4.
    "Oh not again..."
    5.
    "I think I'm slipping..."
    6.
    "*huff*, gosh you're heavy"

    ::Edit: new captions::
    7.
    "Not so "Immortal" now, eh?"
    8.
    "Oof! Not my foot."
    9.
    "Catch meeeee..."
    10.
    "Have you lost weight?"
    11.
    "I think I'm missing something here."
    12.
    "Don't look, Eth!"
    13.
    "Oh EM Gee! A vampire!"
    14.
    "*grunt* and you call this "light" armour?"
    15.
    "I'll tell you when I reach the bottom."
    16.
    "See? Just like a barbie doll."
    17.
    "Van Gogh gave his ear, I give you my whole head."
    18.
    "She was here a minute ago..."
    19.
    "Get your act together - (people are watching...)"
    20.
    "Pull yourself together woman!"

    Okay guys im done >_< 20 is enough for me, cya at judgement day (hope i havent repeated any others, I havent read the thread yet - went ahead to posting send me post if ive copied you >_<)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    b:bye hello
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    just when you think your about to get lucky..
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    guy: Let me swoop you off your feet fair maiden
    girl: Not your A game today huh -_-
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Ayida_ - Heavens Tear
    Ayida_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 72 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    "I told you I loved you for your mind and not your body"
  • JedesJahr - Sanctuary
    JedesJahr - Sanctuary Posts: 102 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Drazo - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "Is this what they mean when a player gets disconnected?"

    Lol! BRILLIANT!!!!

    b:victory winner f'sure!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    b:bye hello
  • PanaBella - Heavens Tear
    PanaBella - Heavens Tear Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    "Dont worry honey - it's only a scratch. I'll get you a plaster..."

    "And I'm far, far a-way - With my feet down in the crowds..."

    "The shrunken-head-buff didn't turn out that useful"

    "Crop-eared means less than shoulder-length, right?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Girls head talking to body: AND COME BACK WHEN YOUR A SIZE ZERO! b:angry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    her bodies allright but she doesent have much of a head on her
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  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    girl: I said i like my coffee 'Decaffinated' b:angry idiot
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RogueFox - Heavens Tear
    RogueFox - Heavens Tear Posts: 215 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    off With Her Head!!!
    hehehe i like my sig >:)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • RogueFox - Heavens Tear
    RogueFox - Heavens Tear Posts: 215 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Ok Who wants to play Dodge Head now?
    hehehe i like my sig >:)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    like the beatles sang:

    I get high with a little help from my friends
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    WARNING: blade masters should never use axe AOE moves, clerics may have to bring back severed body parts.
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    guy:relax, none of these genie skills actually work.. trust me
    girl: you sure?
    guy: watch! zeal, decapitate!
    zeal:*CLINK*
    guy: you know what forget what i said..
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    guy:to everyone below, one ideal girl COMING RIGHT UP!

    (just kidding ladies b:shocked )
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TenaciousVix - Lost City
    TenaciousVix - Lost City Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Headbangers... beware.
  • Sentai - Heavens Tear
    Sentai - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Caption 1: "Baby, I guess they were right when they said we werent making connections"

    Caption 2: "And they say its a Perfect World"


    Everyone is taking all the good captions b:cry
  • Sentai - Heavens Tear
    Sentai - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    "I guess our dream if having kids is gone"
  • Tearvalerin - Sanctuary
    Tearvalerin - Sanctuary Posts: 3,787 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    MADAMES ET MONSIEURS, ze first test of ze guillotine iz succesful, oh ho ho.
    i bring to youz, la tete de la marie de le roi, marie antoinette!
  • Altros - Sanctuary
    Altros - Sanctuary Posts: 408 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Hold on, your breaking up...there that should do it. Can you hear me now?
    Darling, something feels...off.
    *sigh* guess that makeover scroll wasn't worth it.
    This is why I told you not to move while i was giving you a haircut darling...
    Don't worry, I caught ya...oh...wait...darn it...
    Knew I shoulda bought the more expensive model.
    SEEEEEE? You can be in 2 places at once.
    Okay, I....I can fix this....I'm gonna need some crazy glue, and lots of duct tape.
    Thats, ummmm........an interesting......trick......honey.....
    "No matter how dark the world is,
    light shall exist somewhere,
    even if only a small sliver,
    a light found among darkness,
    shines all the brighter." -unknown
  • CuteReaver - Sanctuary
    CuteReaver - Sanctuary Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    " The aftermath of genies "
  • MistresMagic - Sanctuary
    MistresMagic - Sanctuary Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Girl: My head T_T!!b:cry
  • MistresMagic - Sanctuary
    MistresMagic - Sanctuary Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    Oooook... Wheres the mirror?...
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    guy: well, atleast it didn't deflate this time..
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    moral of the story: dont fly with scissors
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    guy:Wheeeres youur heeeaaad aat aat?
    girl: Your holding it? -_-
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    some people would rather shed their bodies than lose weight eating subway
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  • Falka - Lost City
    Falka - Lost City Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    1st)
    'What goes up, must go down.... theoretically'

    2nd)
    'Man: You know... you should be falling down at the momment...
    Man: But why is your head still up there? Could it be... empty? o_o'

    3rd)
    'Man: My love...
    Girl: Yes?
    Man: Your body is as perfect as this world... yet I thought of kidnapping your head and go to cosmetic master, because I can't stand it the way it is now.
    Girl: Gulp...
  • Mizorie - Lost City
    Mizorie - Lost City Posts: 598 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    "Well there's your problem"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Dalamaar: Mizorie you have no soul.
  • Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear
    Lycanclaw - Heavens Tear Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2009
    guy:Noooooo!!! Now i gotta fly back to the brothel to get another one.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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