Why u should join LS
Aurian - Harshlands
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This guide is the faster way to be as cool was an LS member. If u fail its ur own fault.
1 - Get a team of 4 EA's and 1 veno, locate players that are grinding and attacked then from behind. Yell out "U SUCK AT PVP" to the now dead target.
2 - I f u are gettin ur **** kicked run like hell to a SZ and while there yell out" U GUYS CHEAT", "WE ROCK AT PVP" and "u are more than us and we still win" but never leave SZ.
3 - Since there isnt enough cash from TW to pay teles to troll like a mad man in WC, spam trade with messages like "WE KILLED AND U DROPPED UR HH60 SPEAR AHAHAH ROFLMAO U ARE A NOOB" or "I DONT EVEN WANNA WASTE MY HIERO AND DOLLS ON U". Please send the 1 msg to axe built Bm's, its funnier.
4 - You are in a UBER guild!! U dont need reinforcements! Put one foor out of SZ and run like the wind. Now u are alone on the ground with a bm 20 lvl below. Try to kill him and dont waste ur anti-stunt pots, he is not worth it. Get stunt 5 times and killed by a bee, cause all others from his faction already saw u. Try to die running, its funnier and has more honor.
5 - If u are a veno dont waste ur hieros!! Yell "U ARE A ONE SHOOT TO MY PET" then leave SZ put ur crystalline on and try to kill a bm flying above u. If the bm stunt u and one-shoots u the jokes on him.
6 - You didnt kill anyone and all ur members died? Stay in SZ (once more) and talk to eachother like:
LS 1:We can own then.. iam not in the mood now..
LS 2:me either
LS 3:should we g grind some more?
LS 2:we cant! they will be on our ****.. lamme noobs
LS 1:we can call then cheaters and stuff
LS 2:yee lets do that.. then log out and do some oracles
If you follow this guide, u can join LS and be a troll toob:surrender
You just need:
- Be a complete idiot and speak broken english;
- Able to lie will all ur awesomeness;
- Try to own people that actually own ub:sad
1 - Get a team of 4 EA's and 1 veno, locate players that are grinding and attacked then from behind. Yell out "U SUCK AT PVP" to the now dead target.
2 - I f u are gettin ur **** kicked run like hell to a SZ and while there yell out" U GUYS CHEAT", "WE ROCK AT PVP" and "u are more than us and we still win" but never leave SZ.
3 - Since there isnt enough cash from TW to pay teles to troll like a mad man in WC, spam trade with messages like "WE KILLED AND U DROPPED UR HH60 SPEAR AHAHAH ROFLMAO U ARE A NOOB" or "I DONT EVEN WANNA WASTE MY HIERO AND DOLLS ON U". Please send the 1 msg to axe built Bm's, its funnier.
4 - You are in a UBER guild!! U dont need reinforcements! Put one foor out of SZ and run like the wind. Now u are alone on the ground with a bm 20 lvl below. Try to kill him and dont waste ur anti-stunt pots, he is not worth it. Get stunt 5 times and killed by a bee, cause all others from his faction already saw u. Try to die running, its funnier and has more honor.
5 - If u are a veno dont waste ur hieros!! Yell "U ARE A ONE SHOOT TO MY PET" then leave SZ put ur crystalline on and try to kill a bm flying above u. If the bm stunt u and one-shoots u the jokes on him.
6 - You didnt kill anyone and all ur members died? Stay in SZ (once more) and talk to eachother like:
LS 1:We can own then.. iam not in the mood now..
LS 2:me either
LS 3:should we g grind some more?
LS 2:we cant! they will be on our ****.. lamme noobs
LS 1:we can call then cheaters and stuff
LS 2:yee lets do that.. then log out and do some oracles
If you follow this guide, u can join LS and be a troll toob:surrender
You just need:
- Be a complete idiot and speak broken english;
- Able to lie will all ur awesomeness;
- Try to own people that actually own ub:sad
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Aurian - Harshlands wrote: »This guide is the faster way to be as cool was an LS member. If u fail its ur own fault.
1 - Get a team of 4 EA's and 1 veno, locate players that are grinding and attacked then from behind. Yell out "U SUCK AT PVP" to the now dead target.
2 - I f u are gettin ur **** kicked run like hell to a SZ and while there yell out" U GUYS CHEAT", "WE ROCK AT PVP" and "u are more than us and we still win" but never leave SZ.
3 - Since there isnt enough cash from TW to pay teles to troll like a mad man in WC, spam trade with messages like "WE KILLED AND U DROPPED UR HH60 SPEAR AHAHAH ROFLMAO U ARE A NOOB" or "I DONT EVEN WANNA WASTE MY HIERO AND DOLLS ON U". Please send the 1 msg to axe built Bm's, its funnier.
4 - You are in a UBER guild!! U dont need reinforcements! Put one foor out of SZ and run like the wind. Now u are alone on the ground with a bm 20 lvl below. Try to kill him and dont waste ur anti-stunt pots, he is not worth it. Get stunt 5 times and killed by a bee, cause all others from his faction already saw u. Try to die running, its funnier and has more honor.
5 - If u are a veno dont waste ur hieros!! Yell "U ARE A ONE SHOOT TO MY PET" then leave SZ put ur crystalline on and try to kill a bm flying above u. If the bm stunt u and one-shoots u the jokes on him.
6 - You didnt kill anyone and all ur members died? Stay in SZ (once more) and talk to eachother like:
LS 1:We can own then.. iam not in the mood now..
LS 2:me either
LS 3:should we g grind some more?
LS 2:we cant! they will be on our ****.. lamme noobs
LS 1:we can call then cheaters and stuff
LS 2:yee lets do that.. then log out and do some oracles
If you follow this guide, u can join LS and be a troll toob:surrender
You just need:
- Be a complete idiot and speak broken english;
- Able to lie will all ur awesomeness;
- Try to own people that actually own ub:sad
Are you allowed to make fun of speaking broken english, when even your own english isn't that "great"? b:shutup
And for the incoming flame : No I'm not from LS, ever.
And for the next incoming : Yes I'm a "non-factor".
Oh and funny post none-the-less.
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Sacrifice - Harshlands wrote: »Are you allowed to make fun of speaking broken english, when even your own english isn't that "great"? b:shutup
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Aurian - Harshlands wrote: »This guide is the faster way to be as cool was an LS member. If u fail its ur own fault.
1 - Get a team of 4 EA's and 1 veno, locate players that are grinding and attacked then from behind. Yell out "U SUCK AT PVP" to the now dead target.
2 - I f u are gettin ur **** kicked run like hell to a SZ and while there yell out" U GUYS CHEAT", "WE ROCK AT PVP" and "u are more than us and we still win" but never leave SZ.
3 - Since there isnt enough cash from TW to pay teles to troll like a mad man in WC, spam trade with messages like "WE KILLED AND U DROPPED UR HH60 SPEAR AHAHAH ROFLMAO U ARE A NOOB" or "I DONT EVEN WANNA WASTE MY HIERO AND DOLLS ON U". Please send the 1 msg to axe built Bm's, its funnier.
4 - You are in a UBER guild!! U dont need reinforcements! Put one foor out of SZ and run like the wind. Now u are alone on the ground with a bm 20 lvl below. Try to kill him and dont waste ur anti-stunt pots, he is not worth it. Get stunt 5 times and killed by a bee, cause all others from his faction already saw u. Try to die running, its funnier and has more honor.
5 - If u are a veno dont waste ur hieros!! Yell "U ARE A ONE SHOOT TO MY PET" then leave SZ put ur crystalline on and try to kill a bm flying above u. If the bm stunt u and one-shoots u the jokes on him.
6 - You didnt kill anyone and all ur members died? Stay in SZ (once more) and talk to eachother like:
LS 1:We can own then.. iam not in the mood now..
LS 2:me either
LS 3:should we g grind some more?
LS 2:we cant! they will be on our ****.. lamme noobs
LS 1:we can call then cheaters and stuff
LS 2:yee lets do that.. then log out and do some oracles
If you follow this guide, u can join LS and be a troll toob:surrender
You just need:
- Be a complete idiot and speak broken english;
- Able to lie will all ur awesomeness;
- Try to own people that actually own ub:sad
Well aren't you guys FULL OF jokes today!
Lol, i dont want to hear Kingdom or Crimson say ANYTHING about SZ hugging. I'm very damn positive everytime theres the equal number of ppl, its been the handholding allies dashing into the sz "like the wind".
And then... if you happen to get rolled before you reach sz 10 more Crimson or Kingdom will "magically" show up withing 5 mins and just "happened to be there". And then roll you 12vs3. Honorful, truly.
Secondly.. KINGDOM AND CRIMSON TALKING ABOUT ORACLE-LEVELING? LOL BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR. It's NOT like they have all the highest level people, no wai.
Kpz.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Bakura - Harshlands wrote: »Well aren't you guys FULL OF jokes today!
Lol, i dont want to hear Kingdom or Crimson say ANYTHING about SZ hugging. I'm very damn positive everytime theres the equal number of ppl, its been the handholding allies dashing into the sz "like the wind".
And then... if you happen to get rolled before you reach sz 10 more Crimson or Kingdom will "magically" show up withing 5 mins and just "happened to be there". And then roll you 12vs3. Honorful, truly.
Secondly.. KINGDOM AND CRIMSON TALKING ABOUT ORACLE-LEVELING? LOL BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR. It's NOT like they have all the highest level people, no wai.
Kpz.
It's not like crimson already had the top 12 before the oracle ev.... oh wait.
Whoevers goes agaisnt a decent party of crimson or kingdom ends up in sz, at least from all the fights I've seen.
Like yesterday in orchid temple, when it was 8 LS vs 3 crimson and 1 kingdom the LS sure didnt mind the outnumbering but when it was 8 vs 8 guess who's in sz?
Try again[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^^ Made by Saitada ^^
Dieho: I win 15 on 1, I roll all of your guild to sz all by myself !
Lessie: Proof?
Dieho: I dont have any, but my word is more than enough.
Lessie: Well I won 33 on 1 the other day
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Always funny to read Crimson's side of the story b:laugh0
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Nova_ - Harshlands wrote: »Always funny to read Crimson's side of the story b:laugh
Always funny to see u cant read..
@Bakura Jokes on u guys
@ Esteban WAIT!! BARBS CANT REZ? WTF!![SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Esteban - Harshlands wrote: »
Come on now, dont be ignorant. Every guild has their terrible members, no perfect guild exist.
Decent party of crimson and kingdom? Yeah, you mean the 6 highest levels in the guild? owait, they dont even have to do that. It could be anyone from the 7xs and 8xs, they'd still almost outlevel anyone.
I'm not LS.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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It's crimson's fault that they outlvl you?
rofl.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Dieho: I win 15 on 1, I roll all of your guild to sz all by myself !
Lessie: Proof?
Dieho: I dont have any, but my word is more than enough.
Lessie: Well I won 33 on 1 the other day
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Did i say that? Obviously not.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Shh, let the butthurt forum warrior have her fun.0
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Bakura - Harshlands wrote: »Come on now, dont be ignorant. Every guild has their terrible members, no perfect guild exist.
Decent party of crimson and kingdom? Yeah, you mean the 6 highest levels in the guild? owait, they dont even have to do that. It could be anyone from the 7xs and 8xs, they'd still almost outlevel anyone.
I'm not LS.
I'm not being anything. I'm just posting what happens after their leader fails to pk 25 lvls lower than him.
You know just returning the favor..
PS i fail
If I type ******* it means Kingdom. Nothing else. Any other dirty meaning is in your mind, not mine.
Pervert.
If I type Kingdom, it's probably something pretty dirty though. Dirtier than what you were thinking, for sure.0 -
Then dont use their lvl as an excuseBakura - Harshlands wrote: »Did i say that? Obviously not.
b:bye
Yeah I'm so butthurt after rolling pendulum and LS b:cryAllure - Harshlands wrote: »Shh, let the butthurt forum warrior have her fun.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^^ Made by Saitada ^^
Dieho: I win 15 on 1, I roll all of your guild to sz all by myself !
Lessie: Proof?
Dieho: I dont have any, but my word is more than enough.
Lessie: Well I won 33 on 1 the other day
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Lessie - Lost City wrote: »Yeah I'm so butthurt after rolling pendulum and LS b:cry
"Rolling" would imply that Crimson can actually win a PvP fight in fair circumstances.0 -
Allure - Harshlands wrote: »"Rolling" would imply that Crimson can actually win a PvP fight in fair circumstances.
I rolled LS people just fine yesterday, by myself. 3vs1 even. What do they do next? Sit in SZ and talk ****. I even rolled the same people a few times and they received no help from LS.
Lvl difference? sure. But there isn't a single person in LS that can roll me, and I can roll everyone in LS. Some may requires a few proper crits, but I can beat them and they can't beat me.
Btw, i'm one guy. We have plenty more in kingdom and crimson who can do the same.0 -
I'm tired of this crimson fails this and that, it doesnt exist out of 1 b:bye0
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Rumors around Harshland are that LS is going to disbandb:bye
They will create a new faction called SZWarriors
They will sit in sz and QQ all dayb:shocked[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
About the rankings pre-oracle days. Those just showed who took work off that week to no-life a video game.0
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Homey - Harshlands wrote: »I'm tired of this crimson fails this and that, it doesnt exist out of 1 b:bye
Thats cause all that say that get their **** kicked by u guys.. dont worry they only flame the bestb:cute[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Alex - Harshlands wrote: »I rolled LS people just fine yesterday, by myself. 3vs1 even. What do they do next? Sit in SZ and talk ****. I even rolled the same people a few times and they received no help from LS.
Lvl difference? sure. But there isn't a single person in LS that can roll me, and I can roll everyone in LS. Some may requires a few proper crits, but I can beat them and they can't beat me.
Btw, i'm one guy. We have plenty more in kingdom and crimson who can do the same.
Oh, when I say Crimson, I mean the vast majority, typically the ones I PvP against. I'm not going to say the entire guild is horrible, because that isn't true of any faction. I've never fought you as far as I remember, so I can't say much about your PvP skills.
When we were KoS against LastStand, I laughed at their PvP skills too. :x Working with them now, I realize they're really trying to get better. Trying very hard. Hats off to GodsFear for heading that effort, but they still need time.0 -
Allure - Harshlands wrote: »Trying very hard. Hats off to GodsFear for heading that effort, but they still need time.
They need time and some anger management treatment.. Had to put that BM on blacklist from so much spamming
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If they need time why do they call themselfes a "PK guild"?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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Allure - Harshlands wrote: »Oh, when I say Crimson, I mean the vast majority, typically the ones I PvP against. I'm not going to say the entire guild is horrible, because that isn't true of any faction. I've never fought you as far as I remember, so I can't say much about your PvP skills.
When we were KoS against LastStand, I laughed at their PvP skills too. :x Working with them now, I realize they're really trying to get better. Trying very hard. Hats off to GodsFear for heading that effort, but they still need time.
The problem is a lot of us in kingdom and crimson don't "need" to learn how to pk solo or in a squad. We've done it enough before that we just go to work here. LS has zero squad pk organization. They don't assist targets, heck i doubt they even call out assist on targets.
Don't think i've seen you in-game either, but as i'm farming all you LS now when i'm bored of zhenning, i'm sure I will.0 -
Not LS, lol. Pendulum.
They're learning. ;p I was PvPing with them today, it surprised me.0 -
This honestly is HILLARIOUS. The only people from harshlands that ever use forums is "crimdom" and they all get there facts wrong. Just the other day I got ganked by 3 kingdom, rolled em all. then they call 10 of there guildies and say i jumped them while grinding. So im here as a 4x while 10 kingdom 6x are there, and they yell at me calling me a SZ hugger, and a nerd, and a no-lifer. While they sit there with there nixes and fully maxed out wings, and there "over 9000 oracles." I have nothing against crim or kingdom, I acualy might join kingdom oneday (crim can go **** themselves) but they think there e-peen is huge. Just cuz they got land first, they think there godly. Which really, they were just the first day. They all brag bout getting it in under 30 mins, guess what, so did we.
Honestly, and about the whole numbers thing, yes we have numbers, but why you ****ing qq about it? whats the point of lvling up the guild if you dont need #'s. seriously guys.
Whoes inflating my e-peen now?
By the way, why is everyone ****ing flaming us? The servers been up for like 3 weeks and all people have done is power level, noone has done some serious pking yet, so theres no point in bloody yelling at eachother for anything. To the guy who thinks hes jesus who posted on last page who says he can roll any of us, I honestly doubt you could get godsfear OR Barbi down, let alone nova or thc. You may say they all fail, but thats just cuz everyone in every server ive ever been on always decides to beat the **** outa one faction, but were still **** at TW and everything. Just wait till PVP tw and then you guys can start to QQWonhalt0 -
Devoted - Lost City wrote: »About the rankings pre-oracle days. Those just showed who took work off that week to no-life a video game.
Shut up. What people do with their time is their own damn choice. If they choose to devote themselves to the game, who are you to judge? They put in the effort, and you're just whining because you didn't. In case you haven't noticed, the "no-life" excuse is old and obsolete. Shut your mouth until you grow up.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Eragon - Harshlands wrote: »Just the other day I got ganked by 3 kingdom, rolled em all. then they call 10 of there guildies and say i jumped them while grinding. So im here as a 4x while 10 kingdom 6x are there, and they yell at me calling me a SZ hugger, and a nerd, and a no-lifer.
The other day I got ganked by 10 pendulum and rolled them all, on my way to town I saw 40 LS and rolled them all too, then I saw all of mercenary I stare at them and they died
They all pm me a million insults after that
Amazing how we can all make up stuff from "the other day" uh b:cute[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^^ Made by Saitada ^^
Dieho: I win 15 on 1, I roll all of your guild to sz all by myself !
Lessie: Proof?
Dieho: I dont have any, but my word is more than enough.
Lessie: Well I won 33 on 1 the other day
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Lessie - Lost City wrote: »The other day I got ganked by 10 pendulum and rolled them all, on my way to town I saw 40 LS and rolled them all too, then I saw all of mercenary I stare at them and they died
They all pm me a million insults after that
Amazing how we can all make up stuff from "the other day" uh b:cute
Im not some 8X from lc who thinks they are jesus. Spark erupt= cleric and mage dead.
Thunder attcks and winged attacks=bm dead.
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Eragon - Harshlands wrote: »Im not some 8X from lc who thinks they are jesus. Spark erupt= cleric and mage dead.
Thunder attcks and winged attacks=bm dead.
There ya go.
Atheists dont think of themselves as jesus b:laugh
And some attacks after that amazing claim.... very relevant?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
^^ Made by Saitada ^^
Dieho: I win 15 on 1, I roll all of your guild to sz all by myself !
Lessie: Proof?
Dieho: I dont have any, but my word is more than enough.
Lessie: Well I won 33 on 1 the other day
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Lessie - Lost City wrote: »Atheists dont think of themselves as jesus b:laugh
And some attacks after that amazing claim.... very relevant?
Yes. Yes it is. So hows everyone's life?:P we all are one server and we should all get along <333 (I hate flaming, just cant stay mad at people.)
The only person who deserves to fail is Aurian?s[?
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