The TRUTH about Kingdom II

Aurian - Harshlands
Aurian - Harshlands Posts: 538 Arc User
edited July 2009 in Dawnglory (EU)
We are sexyb:cute
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  • Xlegendx - Harshlands
    Xlegendx - Harshlands Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    b:laughb:victory
  • Darknin - Lost City
    Darknin - Lost City Posts: 378 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Amen~b:dirty
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  • Alex - Harshlands
    Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    He doesn't Lie. I am a sexy beast.
  • Mrg - Harshlands
    Mrg - Harshlands Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    I'm not that sexyb:sad but at least I try.
  • Antihero - Harshlands
    Antihero - Harshlands Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Alex - Harshlands wrote: »
    He doesn't Lie. I am a sexy beast.

    pics pls???
  • suijein
    suijein Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    this thread is for the kingdom ppl who would like to auto felatio themselves
  • Aurian - Harshlands
    Aurian - Harshlands Posts: 538 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    suijein wrote: »
    this thread is for the kingdom ppl who would like to auto felatio themselves

    If u want to join u are welcome.. lets do a menage a trois with me, me and ub:dirty
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  • Alex - Harshlands
    Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Antihero - Harshlands wrote: »
    pics pls???

    You can speak to my agent about a photo shoot. I don't do pics for free. I will require:

    1-Air fare for myself and my entourage (no more then 20-50 first class tickets)

    2-5 Star hotel stay for the duration of the shoot, and a week after (for same entourage members).

    3-Heavily armed security who also happen to be busty supermodels in bikini's.

    4-A masseuse that resembles jessical alba who gives happy endings (for entire entourage as well).

    5-A limitless credit card we can use to fund all of our expenses around town, restaurants, bars, strip clubs, etc.

    6-Allure to be present to perform her ping pong ball trick and that thing with her tongue.

    That's just the simple requirements, the more complex ones will come later.
  • Antihero - Harshlands
    Antihero - Harshlands Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    puuuh. i could arrange the thing with allure, but everything else is out of my reach b:cry
  • Alex - Harshlands
    Alex - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited March 2009
    Antihero - Harshlands wrote: »
    puuuh. i could arrange the thing with allure, but everything else is out of my reach b:cry

    Wlel then that thing Allure does with her tongue better be DAMN good if thats all you can pull. I mean "oh my god i've lost my site, i'm in a fetal position telling mommy i dont want to go to school today" Good!
  • Ultimate - Harshlands
    Ultimate - Harshlands Posts: 649 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Antihero - Harshlands wrote: »
    puuuh. i could arrange the thing with allure, but everything else is out of my reach b:cry

    GTFO of my forums bish b:angry
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  • Ultimate - Harshlands
    Ultimate - Harshlands Posts: 649 Arc User
    edited July 2009
    Alex - Harshlands wrote: »
    Wlel then that thing Allure does with her tongue better be DAMN good if thats all you can pull. I mean "oh my god i've lost my site, i'm in a fetal position telling mommy i dont want to go to school today" Good!

    WTH Alex came back? This calls for celebration. 2009-03-0615-22-46.jpg

    haha i guess server missed your drama. I bet HL needs more RPKers like yourself to for it to be fun.
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