Smexy veno
xtrm9
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Blazing phoenix in the sky,
people are running away giving a cry.
Omg this veno is so cool,
enchanted by her beauty even a wise man speaks like a fool.
She is so smexy there is no doubt,
the tale of her godly beauty is this poem all about.
Your heart beats faster and no words you can say,
can you make her yours , is there a way.
She has all the pets leveled up and shes so hot,
here comes her hercules, phoenix and what not.
In the battle she is the one who does the slaying,
"how can she be so beautiful and own so much" is what everyone is saying.
Bow down men and take off your hat,
here come the smexy veno known as Cat.
and one more
Beauty and Brains,
this combination is rare.
One veno has them both,
and her story i must share.
She is a very sweet person,
and her presence is a grace.
Once u look at that goddess,
you will never forget her face.
She is also a warrior,
who is both mighty and brave.
She unleashes her phoenix and hercules,
and sends her enemies to the grave.
Oh man she is so damn cool,
other venos just make a jealous fuss.
She is our lovely veno known as Cat,
truly a god's gift to us.
people are running away giving a cry.
Omg this veno is so cool,
enchanted by her beauty even a wise man speaks like a fool.
She is so smexy there is no doubt,
the tale of her godly beauty is this poem all about.
Your heart beats faster and no words you can say,
can you make her yours , is there a way.
She has all the pets leveled up and shes so hot,
here comes her hercules, phoenix and what not.
In the battle she is the one who does the slaying,
"how can she be so beautiful and own so much" is what everyone is saying.
Bow down men and take off your hat,
here come the smexy veno known as Cat.
and one more
Beauty and Brains,
this combination is rare.
One veno has them both,
and her story i must share.
She is a very sweet person,
and her presence is a grace.
Once u look at that goddess,
you will never forget her face.
She is also a warrior,
who is both mighty and brave.
She unleashes her phoenix and hercules,
and sends her enemies to the grave.
Oh man she is so damn cool,
other venos just make a jealous fuss.
She is our lovely veno known as Cat,
truly a god's gift to us.
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That's mind blowingly terrible.
Save the half-assed craptacular poetry for your myspace.
I'm surprised you managed to find the time to vomit out this congealed pile of garbage between cutting yourself and getting bad haircuts.
You've switched words around just to make them rhyme.. unfortunately, in the process you've also made them not make sense anymore. And you appear to have no sense of timing whatsoever. I suggest you look up "syllable".
Good effort though. Don't let my criticism stop you from trying again... unless your future efforts are gonna be equally abominable. If they are, then by all means, I encourage you to let me criticism stop you. For the sake of humanity.
If I had to nominate a single worst line from this monstrosity, it would have to be "the tale of her godly beauty is this poem all about".
For future reference, instead of changing the words around, resulting in nonsense-disguised-as-****, try not sucking, and simply using different words. Preferably in the correct order.
Good effort though. You can't help it that you're barely literate. b:victoryEveryone here is ridiculously oversensitive.0 -
That's mind blowingly terrible.
Save the half-assed craptacular poetry for your myspace.
I'm surprised you managed to find the time to vomit out this congealed pile of garbage between cutting yourself and getting bad haircuts.
You've switched words around just to make them rhyme.. unfortunately, in the process you've also made them not make sense anymore. And you appear to have no sense of timing whatsoever. I suggest you look up "syllable".
Good effort though. Don't let my criticism stop you from trying again... unless your future efforts are gonna be equally abominable. If they are, then by all means, I encourage you to let me criticism stop you. For the sake of humanity.
If I had to nominate a single worst line from this monstrosity, it would have to be "the tale of her godly beauty is this poem all about".
For future reference, instead of changing the words around, resulting in nonsense-disguised-as-****, try not sucking, and simply using different words. Preferably in the correct order.
Good effort though. You can't help it that you're barely literate. b:victory
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Look, one of your fanboys replied. Wait for Kingpiccolo to sign on and we'll have the usual trolling posts.
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ಥ_ಥ MOAR.
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Hey baby c'mon now just hold my ears.
move on closer now have no fear.
my skin is smooth, no scars from tankin'
Im epicly proportionate, **** made for spankin'
Don't be turned on by the way I cast.
Because thats the way I handle your mast.
That reference was nothing erotic.
So just stay still and down my toxic.
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ಥ_ಥ MOAR.
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awww b:cute
Its wonderful! and ignore the haters you probably do and will always get more in and out of life then he does. Jealousy is an ugly thing!
3 Cheers to the best Bard on Perfect World! b:victory
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just wow.
first it started off with just a single BS post and now this fool got half a dozen stains on the forum wall.
you know what your posts resemble?
i`ll tell you what they resemble, they make you look very much of a Dr.Seuss-washed out small time hoe-Barney wannabe.
your "moral" POV and sing song constapated gibberish fits in the first and last reference and a hoe obviously due to your tongue in cheek.
and to prevent any misunderstanding let me clarify that its your tongue in between RoC's cheeks.
and seriously...a bard?
this imbecil is more of a clown really. who's shows never sell out any tickets. maybe only people who`d come watch his failures are his mom, her pet dog Fluffy-Poo and ofcourse the person for whom he spewed out this mind numbing BS.
i got nothing against RoC people for their grotesque taste in awful poetry, but encouraging a grammaticaly challenged cow to dump its load on a daily forum and burn out the population's brains cell is just wrong man...so wrong.
i haz becomed more dumb after i hazd read your BS poatry fool !b:shocked0 -
Aesthor - Heavens Tear wrote: »Look, one of your fanboys replied. Wait for Kingpiccolo to sign on and we'll have the usual trolling posts.
Pot calling the kettle black.
Go fire xtrm9 and let Hisui take over already.0 -
Kingpiccolo - Heavens Tear wrote: »Go fire xtrm9 and let Hisui take over already.
Amen. Hisui is actually a pretty decent poet. And is also literate, unlike xtrm9. Literacy is a good quality to have in a poet.
Oh, and Cat.. I know you're just trying to humour xtrm9 by saying I'm just a jealous ol' meanie.. admit it. Props to you though, Cat. Calling me jealous of that trash is the most I have ever been insulted on the internet. I'd be more jealous of a **** in a bag. I know for a fact that I, and most other people, can whip out a much better poem than that.
Everyone knows that poem was pure unadulterated garbage. Stop trying to spare xtrm9's feelings. He doesn't deserve to have his feelings spared. He's a blight on the gene pool. He's Darwin Award material.
Why are the forums such a bunny hugger breeding ground. We need more hatred, more loathing and more drama.Everyone here is ridiculously oversensitive.0 -
You never know.
xtrm9 might be 4 years old living in India. He might be learning English from a badly receptive and static-infested TV he bought from the money he received from selling one of his liver.
He might be from one of the worst ghettos where street crime is a common sight. He might be dodging bullets on his way home from school, where the teachers don't care and are too busy selling crack cocaine to under-aged brain-dead children, and faithfully memorizing his word-of-the-day in his five minutes walk before arriving home to his abusive family.
He might be a genius. The words he wrote on this forum might have a special pattern when translated back into ASCII binary and used as machine code to produce the solution to The Traveling Salesman problem.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Amen. Hisui is actually a pretty decent poet. And is also literate, unlike xtrm9. Literacy is a good quality to have in a poet.
Oh, and Cat.. I know you're just trying to humour xtrm9 by saying I'm just a jealous ol' meanie.. admit it. Props to you though, Cat. Calling me jealous of that trash is the most I have ever been insulted on the internet. I'd be more jealous of a **** in a bag. I know for a fact that I, and most other people, can whip out a much better poem than that.
Everyone knows that poem was pure unadulterated garbage. Stop trying to spare xtrm9's feelings. He doesn't deserve to have his feelings spared. He's a blight on the gene pool. He's Darwin Award material.
Why are the forums such a bunny hugger breeding ground. We need more hatred, more loathing and more drama.
Lol why are so worried i am not writing that stuff for you mom's wedding.
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Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »Yo yo yo. This be Hisui of RoC that's me.
I'm gonna rhyme off the heazy, taking it easy.
This shi* is gonna rhyme, cus I forcing it to.
breaking out a sweat drop drop a lyric or two.
For reals, I be typing this none-stop its true.
ya'll can be hatin' but Im gonna let loose
Mewtwoooooooo!
So what I'm Asian this ain't awkward.
I'm throwin' rhymes down back'n forward.
I learned those f*n ebonics cus Im king.
So know your place, step out of the ring.
Before I'm in your face, gun-slinging
except Yaoooo Minngggggggggggg~~!!!
Seriously tho, this is about RoC, not me.
I was just makin' introduction, really.
It's about Hong and Wei, their killing spree.
Agree with me. They just that good.
you never stood a chance so just flee
My Link has over 9000 rupeeeeeees!!!
RoC dyin' out? c'mon ppl just think.
soon the entire map will be pretty in pink.
killin' Radiance, their battleship we sink
thats right, deaths in the hands of us chi*ks...
You see how nicely my rhymes link
Tinkerbell's nickname is Tinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk!
cmon. u guys cant beat this.I come after a week and i see that my RoC rocks topic flooded by RoC haters.
Well so you don't feel neglected RoC haters here is a very special poem for you all.
All RoC haters make a guild,
Full of your guild sponsored armour and your crappy build.
In the battle you won't find a friend,
All u haters will meet your end.
Fight if you can or run if you must,
I will laugh when i see your face bite the dust.
U will see your marshals finding no place to hide,
and your leader will be gone far off on his ride.
Your armour will be shattered as RoC's weapons will go through,
Just a big heap of bodies will be reduced of you.
This big heap will be reduced to ground,
And on this place a herb will be found.
This herb will contain the essense of you all,
All those inflated ego's reduced to a thing so small.
A donkey will come and eat the whole herb with one hit,
And you all will be now reduced to just donkey ****.
I will gaze at that piece of **** and say as such,
"Hey RoC haters you haven't changed that much."Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »You never know.
xtrm9 might be 4 years old living in India. He might be learning English from a badly receptive and static-infested TV he bought from the money he received from selling one of his liver.
He might be from one of the worst ghettos where street crime is a common sight. He might be dodging bullets on his way home from school, where the teachers don't care and are too busy selling crack cocaine to under-aged brain-dead children, and faithfully memorizing his word-of-the-day in his five minutes walk before arriving home to his abusive family.
He might be a genius. The words he wrote on this forum might have a special pattern when translated back into ASCII binary and used as machine code to produce the solution to The Traveling Salesman problem.
Compare the above two and you have your answer.
Lol you make such a hate filled post full of **** coming out of your sadistic mind. I am not an asian but the ones we have here are really nice people and i don't think none of them had to go through any of the things you described.
I remember your guild TheEmpire getting steamrolled by RoC and then u cried and quit. U joined legion they also got steamrolled . Lol the legion guys did'nt think you were worthy enough to be called in the TW.
So after getting owned by RoC for so long you thought you will just join them in order to save your little self. You are just a moron.0 -
Actually I quit playing PW before it ever lost to RoC in a defensive. We had more lands than RoC at the time. The last TW I played in TE was actually a victory against RoC. Take a chair rookie.
Hahaha I cried? Dude at least Hong knows how to dramatize. The only time I'll cry is from reading your poems. By cry I mean laugh. By who cares, tears come out.
Sadistic? Do you even know what that means? www.dictionary.com before posting I beg you. Legion did not have me TW because I did not sign up for it. Thing is, I cannot sign up for TWs because I cannot be 100% on attendance. So RoC's just-show-up style works for me. I don't where you got that info - did you just derive it from my weekly TW blog?
Thanks for quoting my poem. If you had half a brain you would realize its a parody of badly forced rhyming. And lastly, I really think its not bad to for you to write all these poems, no matter how bad they are. You took the time, which deserves some sort of credit. That is also the reason I, as a sign of respect, even bothered to post a few lyrics in *your* thread.
As for the rest of your response about asians and "we" (who's we?) I don't even know what you're talking about.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »Actually I quit playing PW before it ever lost to RoC in a defensive. We had more lands than RoC at the time. The last TW I played in TE was actually a victory against RoC. Take a chair rookie.
Hahaha I cried? Dude at least Hong knows how to dramatize. The only time I'll cry is from reading your poems. By cry I mean laugh. By who cares, tears come out.
Sadistic? Do you even know what that means? www.dictionary.com before posting I beg you. Legion did not have me TW because I did not sign up for it. Thing is, I cannot sign up for TWs because I cannot be 100% on attendance. So RoC's just-show-up style works for me. I don't where you got that info - did you just derive it from my weekly TW blog?
Thanks for quoting my poem. If you had half a brain you would realize its a parody of badly forced rhyming. And lastly, I really think its not bad to for you to write all these poems, no matter how bad they are. You took the time, which deserves some sort of credit. That is also the reason I, as a sign of respect, even bothered to post a few lyrics in *your* thread.
As for the rest of your response about asians and "we" (who's we?) I don't even know what you're talking about.
We = we americans.
You are a just a jealous dude. In you previous stupid post you said some bs about ppl in asia selling their liver in order to afford a TV. And you said selling one of their livers. Rofl son we all have just 1 liver. Do you have 2 ? you fail again.0 -
Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »You never know.
xtrm9 might be 4 years old living in India. He might be learning English from a badly receptive and static-infested TV he bought from the money he received from selling one of his liver.
He might be from one of the worst ghettos where street crime is a common sight. He might be dodging bullets on his way home from school, where the teachers don't care and are too busy selling crack cocaine to under-aged brain-dead children, and faithfully memorizing his word-of-the-day in his five minutes walk before arriving home to his abusive family.
He might be a genius. The words he wrote on this forum might have a special pattern when translated back into ASCII binary and used as machine code to produce the solution to The Traveling Salesman problem.
O.o You just described a good chunk of the United States of America derQuit 100%...and surprised my forum account wasn't banned...yet0 -
We = we americans.
You are a just a jealous dude. In you previous stupid post you said some bs about ppl in asia selling their liver in order to afford a TV. And you said selling one of their livers. Rofl son we all have just 1 liver. Do you have 2 ? you fail again.
See, the difference between us is I answer your entire post and you just nitpick my very last sentence to respond to. Do you admit that you were epicly incorrect in your entire post or what?
Jealous? What am I jealous of? Of your intelligence? Of people in India? Make some sense.
Great, so "we" means Americans. Here is some news, I am American too. Now you have to explain what does that have to do with what I said?
I think you have a massive problem of interpreting the tone of someone's writing. Or you might be purposely trying to sway my tone to that of a racist bigot. I don't know. You tell me.
The whole liver donation and genius stuff? That is called a joke. Although just to lighten you up a bit, people from other countries, especially in impoverished regions do go to "xtrm" heights to learn English. I would know. I guess I shouldn't have referenced a trash like you to those real, hardworking children.
And MentalEdge, you know I was just joking.
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Who told you that load of BS? Of course we can dodge bullets! We just choose not to.b:surrender0
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Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »See, the difference between us is I answer your entire post and you just nitpick my very last sentence to respond to. Do you admit that you were epicly incorrect in your entire post or what?
Jealous? What am I jealous of? Of your intelligence? Of people in India? Make some sense.
Great, so "we" means Americans. Here is some news, I am American too. Now you have to explain what does that have to do with what I said?
I think you have a massive problem of interpreting the tone of someone's writing. Or you might be purposely trying to sway my tone to that of a racist bigot. I don't know. You tell me.
The whole liver donation and genius stuff? That is called a joke. Although just to lighten you up a bit, people from other countries, especially in impoverished regions do go to "xtrm" heights to learn English. I would know. I guess I shouldn't have referenced a trash like you to those real, hardworking children.
And MentalEdge, you know I was just joking.
Americans cant dodge bullets har har.
U are just a racist who makes **** posts to get attention. b:bye0 -
hahahah okay. I have been found out. This whole time I was just trying to cover my hatred for anything not yellow. b:surrender[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Yes I think half of you have issues or your jealous your just really need to get a grip on things.
Poetry has no standard. There is no way poetry has to be written or said. It doesnt have to rhyme and it doesnt have to make sense to you. Thats the beauty of poetry and art.
Someone does something funny and light hearted and you just want to **** on him. I feel sad for you, I really do. You get your jollys by putting down someone who is doing something harmless and nice and you try to make him feel less about himself for doing it. I would say you are the one with issues. Not the guy actually having fun with the game.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Thanks for your support Cat. It is nice that ppl like you are around.
Most of the haters post whatever they want and if it sucks they say it was a joke. When i post something they just come and start their bs. But it has no affect on me.
As Buddha say " If a man gives you a gift and you refuse to accept it , to whom does the gift belong ?
So haters keep your gift (hate) with you.b:bye0 -
Thanks for your support Cat. It is nice that ppl like you are around.
Most of the haters post whatever they want and if it sucks they say it was a joke. When i post something they just come and start their bs. But it has no affect on me.
As Buddha say " If a man gives you a gift and you refuse to accept it , to whom does the gift belong ?
So haters keep your gift (hate) with you.b:bye
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Hehe Cat I already outlined your idea in a poem in the RoC haters thread.
To quote myself
"Use poems to your advantage.
Words aren't chosen to restrict, but to deliver the unrestricted.
Grammer and speling. does. not. matter.
Do not think twice and connect ink on paper.
The poem is for yourself to admire, for others to read.
To find the one who can interpret and feel your creed."
I don't like to judge other's poems. But if you want to call me out then Ill have to bring it on
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Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »
I don't like to judge other's poems. But if you want to call me out then Ill have to bring it on
I never called you out or said anything abusive towards you. But you who came to this topic and started your racial hatred campaign. Why would u suddenly post such a degrading thing escapes me. But it doesn't bother me one bit. The dogs will always bark0 -
Cat i have one more for you. I hope you like it
Beauty and Brains,
this combination is rare.
One veno has them both,
and her story i must share.
She is a very sweet person,
and her presence is a grace.
Once u look at that goddess,
you will never forget her face.
She is also a warrior,
who is both mighty and brave.
She unleashes her phoenix and hercules,
and sends her enemies to the grave.
Oh man she is so damn cool,
other venos just make a jealous fuss.
She is our lovely veno known as Cat,
truly a god's gift to us.0 -
I never called you out or said anything abusive towards you. It was you who came to this topic and started your racial hatred campaign. Why would u suddenly post such a degrading thing escapes me.
that "racial hatred campaign" you spoke of was me telling fuzzles not to assume and generalize in my own humorous way. Sigh.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Cat - Heavens Tear wrote: »Yes I think half of you have issues or your jealous your just really need to get a grip on things.
Poetry has no standard. There is no way poetry has to be written or said. It doesnt have to rhyme and it doesnt have to make sense to you. Thats the beauty of poetry and art.
Someone does something funny and light hearted and you just want to **** on him. I feel sad for you, I really do. You get your jollys by putting down someone who is doing something harmless and nice and you try to make him feel less about himself for doing it. I would say you are the one with issues. Not the guy actually having fun with the game.
no cat, its you who is under question here.
i`ll say that because of what you felt was the disrespect you got in evolution faction, having this moron(xtrm9) sing songs about you, no matter how obscenely gag worthy they might be, you are feeling elevated since someone is giving you what you feel is your due respect.
i dont know you in the game(or IRL duhh) but from what i have heard your a pretty decent person, so you dont really need to encourage him to barf out more atrocities to make people understand your importance, since you are popular anyhowb:cute
and poerty has standards. i mean it HAS standards.
i have read more sensible phrases, or more eloquently crafted poetry off the walls in downtown public toilets. all this no doubt written by every type of felon and miscreant who havent even received even a high school pass. and no i dont mean songs like "rap" and "5h1t" which his moron(xtrm9) spoke about in one of his post. this is stellar english poetry im talking bout.
and if he WAS having harmless fun and all games, then i wouldnt, or anyone wouldnt criticize his(the moron's, ie xtrm9) little poems to such an extent. but that he is mouthing off anyone who gives out their criticism on the grammatic turds he has dumped on the forum. he went as far to call a complete random user a "hoe" for her harmless opinion. if anyone is hoe here, its the xtrm9yearold(that is the, moron) player, who has gotten his tongue up Roc's so high that its glancing off the small intestines every time he tries to plant a new one.
and no i dont get my jollys putting some budding poet down, nor have i put down any poet, only person who i did put down is a loudmouth flamer, whos location of defecation is his fingers, and his commode being the keyboard.
word of advice for you is not to encourage him anymore cat.
if he gets drunk on your praises and jumps the gun IRL, plucking enough courage from your little pats on the back to actually go outside and dump his festering load on someone from whom the monitor isnt protecting him, then his death will be on your hands. think for a moment here.0 -
no cat, its you who is under question here.
i`ll say that because of what you felt was the disrespect you got in evolution faction, having this moron(xtrm9) sing songs about you, no matter how obscenely gag worthy they might be, you are feeling elevated since someone is giving you what you feel is your due respect.
i dont know you in the game(or IRL duhh) but from what i have heard your a pretty decent person, so you dont really need to encourage him to barf out more atrocities to make people understand your importance, since you are popular anyhowb:cute
and poerty has standards. i mean it HAS standards.
i have read more sensible phrases, or more eloquently crafted poetry off the walls in downtown public toilets. all this no doubt written by every type of felon and miscreant who havent even received even a high school pass. and no i dont mean songs like "rap" and "5h1t" which his moron(xtrm9) spoke about in one of his post. this is stellar english poetry im talking bout.
and if he WAS having harmless fun and all games, then i wouldnt, or anyone wouldnt criticize his(the moron's, ie xtrm9) little poems to such an extent. but that he is mouthing off anyone who gives out their criticism on the grammatic turds he has dumped on the forum. he went as far to call a complete random user a "hoe" for her harmless opinion. if anyone is hoe here, its the xtrm9yearold(that is the, moron) player, who has gotten his tongue up Roc's so high that its glancing off the small intestines every time he tries to plant a new one.
and no i dont get my jollys putting some budding poet down, nor have i put down any poet, only person who i did put down is a loudmouth flamer, whos location of defecation is his fingers, and his commode being the keyboard.
word of advice for you is not to encourage him anymore cat.
if he gets drunk on your praises and jumps the gun IRL, plucking enough courage from your little pats on the back to actually go outside and dump his festering load on someone from whom the monitor isnt protecting him, then his death will be on your hands. think for a moment here.
Lol it is a game dude. I did'nt knew it was your life and you will be SOO offended lol.
BUT I DON'T CARE TO WHAT YOU HATERS THINK. b:bye0 -
You all totally misunderstood me. I was actually writing poetry. As you said.. poetry doesn't need to rhyme, it doesn't need to make sense, it doesn't need to have timing. In fact, in a rather bizarre Catch-22, poetry doesn't even need to be poetry to be poetry. I hereby declare everything I ever have ever written to be poetry. I guess I'm a bloody poet.
No.. sorry. It doesn't work that way. Some things are clearly poetry and some things clearly aren't. And xtrm9's... words... fall somewhere on the line.
What's all this garbage about poetry not having a standard, and of always being good? You know as well as I do that that's simply not true.
Let me put this another way.. you know what getting Rick Roll'd is, right? Now imagine that instead of that rather delightful song by Rick Astely, people used.. ooh... I dunno... Vanilla Ice's worst ever song. Imagine if the trend was to Ice Roll people. So every time you click on a link, that Vanilla Ice song comes blaring out at you. (I'm using Vanilla Ice as an example because it is scientifically proven that not a single person actually likes any of his songs aside from Ice Ice Baby). Ok, so yeah. You keep getting Ice Roll'd. That would be pretty terrible, eh?
That's what this is. I open a thread, expecting to find intelligent, and witty discourse (I can't type that with a straight face, sorry), but instead I find some unbelievably mind blowingly bad congealed rat ****, half-assedly disguised as poetry.
I hope that rather inadequate and convoluted metaphor encompasses the depth of my hatred for xtrm9's pseudo-poetry.
Get it.. every time I stumble across one of these verbal piles of **** that xtrm9 seems to leave everywhere, I have been Ice Roll'd.Everyone here is ridiculously oversensitive.0 -
You all totally misunderstood me. I was actually writing poetry. As you said.. poetry doesn't need to rhyme, it doesn't need to make sense, it doesn't need to have timing. In fact, in a rather bizarre Catch-22, poetry doesn't even need to be poetry to be poetry. I hereby declare everything I ever have ever written to be poetry. I guess I'm a bloody poet.
No.. sorry. It doesn't work that way. Some things are clearly poetry and some things clearly aren't. And xtrm9's... words... fall somewhere on the line.
What's all this garbage about poetry not having a standard, and of always being good? You know as well as I do that that's simply not true.
Let me put this another way.. you know what getting Rick Roll'd is, right? Now imagine that instead of that rather delightful song by Rick Astely, people used.. ooh... I dunno... Vanilla Ice's worst ever song. Imagine if the trend was to Ice Roll people. So every time you click on a link, that Vanilla Ice song comes blaring out at you. (I'm using Vanilla Ice as an example because it is scientifically proven that not a single person actually likes any of his songs aside from Ice Ice Baby). Ok, so yeah. You keep getting Ice Roll'd. That would be pretty terrible, eh?
That's what this is. I open a thread, expecting to find intelligent, and witty discourse (I can't type that with a straight face, sorry), but instead I find some unbelievably mind blowingly bad congealed rat ****, half-assedly disguised as poetry.
I hope that rather inadequate and convoluted metaphor encompasses the depth of my hatred for xtrm9's pseudo-poetry.
Get it.. every time I stumble across one of these verbal piles of **** that xtrm9 seems to leave everywhere, I have been Ice Roll'd.
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