Smart *** comebacks

Banki_Soul - Sanctuary

Ok if ua smart *** person )to a funney extent of course) then youve been in this situation many times: your talking to someone when they make the perfect set up for you to take them down with one of your oh so awsome snappy comebacks. and of course you do, and you have to tell someone cause it was just that awsome well heres your chance. tell the PW world how not only can you take down the virtual world, but even the real world flintches at the sight of you and your awsome wits of evil!

Mine: teacher in class catches me txting so he asks me to come sit next to him at his desk. i look at him and grin as i tell him ' srry Mr.*** your a nice guy and all but ur really not my type. and of cousre i get a detention but it was worth it

gattsuru

Please avoid profanity, especially in thread titles.

DraukaGrissa - Sanctuary

LMAO!!!!!! Yeah...detention would be worth that remark.

WolfenLord - Sanctuary

Here's mine: I worked at a car wash and one of my co-workers "John" was an ugly, moronic, 45-year-old man. A new location was almost done being constructed and new workers were already hired for it. John expressed his opinion about the new workers as such:

John-Hey, the boss hired all girls to work at the new location. Some of them are alright lookin, but you can tell some of em...go the other way.

Me-huh?

John-Well...you can tell they're...ya know, lesbians.

Me-How can you tell that just by looking at them?

John-You can...just tell by how they look.

Me-Why? Because they look like you?

It took a few seconds for it to register in his brain XD

Cat - Heavens Tear

Im too much of a smart*** in real life and ingame to remember everythng i say hehe. But one of my personal favorites is a website called insultmonger.. I fear unleashing this website to these forums but... They have random insult generators for forum posts, yourself, how to tell peopel to get lost, tell them off in shakesperaean speech and like how to tell someone off in like 180 different languages lol. The site is great for a laugh if you can get past all the **** ad spam on it.

Examples:

Random generated forum reply:

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

VanishMonger ::: Randomly generated ways to tell someone get lost

You are nothing more than the energy expended to calculate your worth. There is nothing I'd like more than for you to go juggle pin-less grenades while riding a wild boar through a minefield, you sufferer of cerebral kaput syndrome.

StyleMonger ::: Randomly generated verbose insults

You are an incalculably appalling moron and a myopic, soul-destroying depraved orgy of subhuman indecency.

ShakeMonger ::: Two Shakespearean Insult Generators

Thou craven tickle-brained canker-blossom!

CurseMonger ::: Randomly generated curses

I curse you, you cheap Internet harpy, for you will see the fruit of your loins rot and your warts prosper.


There are many more, but enjoy and I guess ill be seeing an increase to everyones verbal usage after this lol.

Manual - Sanctuary

Once at school, this girl got a detention, and someone said she was stupid, so she said "yo mama"