What you would do if the world was invaded by ZOMBIES!

sikozu

Lol I was standing there and helping my husband do the dishes, and we started talking about books. He was telling me this one book he read called "The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide" and we started discussing what we would do if we where invaded by zombies XD

Here is our conclusion lol:

1. Cro-Bar (for breaking into places of course)
2. Chainmail (so the zombies couldnt bite us)
3. Katana (for short ranged battle or in case you run out of ammo)
4. Shotgun (for long ranged battle)

Now what would you all do if the world suddenly was invaded by zombies?

ambie

Take a bunch of food and water and hide in the attic with a shot gun, hopefully zombies can't climb walls or set up ladders. D;

infrequentia

Run to the nearest hospital and ask them to put me to sleep, most likely. <_<
Even if I did survive the whole zombie invasion, I'd have SERIOUS mental issues, and I rather pass on that.

snipe

i would steal like a million nuclear bombs, strap them 2 s space shuttle ( which i also stole ),
launch into space and nuke the entire planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sikozu

infrequentia wrote: »

Run to the nearest hospital and ask them to put me to sleep, most likely. <_<
Even if I did survive the whole zombie invasion, I'd have SERIOUS mental issues, and I rather pass on that.

LOL! I'd so love an army of Alice clones (Resident Evil III ftw) lol

akassa

I would try my best to stay alive and keep our race alive as well... t.t

angelljin

just like what sort of zombyes u mean there are 3 tipes
1. imortal even if u chop off its arm its moving(the arm)
2.shoot in hed and they die (moust comune)
3.easy to kill thy just are like crazy and eat humans

its just that iw seen alll 3 in movies and there are diferent things to do in each cases

mult1sync

Fly to a big island that isn't infested
blow up nukes
kill myself

nightwish

Call Chuck Norris hahaha

eonstar

Easy, I would put on my Light Armor and take my Magic Sword. I would use magic AoE attacks to eliminate zombie crowds and melee for close combats. I would also fly with my butterfly wings to rescue the surviving people. ;-)

topman

Train them to be my unholy army and invade other planets till im really old then force them to produce an immortality elixir

blaklabel3

sikozu wrote: »

Lol I was standing there and helping my husband do the dishes, and we started talking about books. He was telling me this one book he read called "The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide" and we started discussing what we would do if we where invaded by zombies XD

Here is our conclusion lol:

1. Cro-Bar (for breaking into places of course)
2. Chainmail (so the zombies couldnt bite us)
3. Katana (for short ranged battle or in case you run out of ammo)
4. Shotgun (for long ranged battle)

Now what would you all do if the world suddenly was invaded by zombies?

I myself have the Zombie Survival Guide as well as the sequel World War Z.
And I must say if your husband read the book I'm vastly disappointed in him.
Chainmail, Pfft. not only will it weigh you down it would tire you out soo damn quick, but lets assume to make it effective it would cover your whole body. Body, arms, legs, that is heavy as hell, you'd be dead quicker than you could say herpaflurp derp der. (Max Brooks covers chainmail in the book. And how bad of an idea it is.)
Shotgun is just as close ranged as that Katana, so loose the Katana and keep the shotgun as a just in case.
Katana...meh, unless you acually know how to use one, its hard to cut a body in half with that. And there is more to it than swing swing swing. Not to mention if you did know how to use one. Also, Blood destroys metal so quickly you better be able to clean this little guy all the time.
Cro-bar is a good idea though. Not much of a down side to taking one of those.

Sorry for being a jerk. But next to Being mauled by a Bear and Spontaneous Human Combustion, Zombies cause the most human deaths, in a survey taken in 2009.

wavemaster

guess i would steal a tanker truk, placed em in middle of zombie mob, then blow it up with with sniper shot :P

and rescue any lady in troube to get my reward