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The Bard That mysteriously where fund MURDERED ......Story
oddz
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ohhh so you all want to hear a love story , yelled the bard up laud from the taven stage
the crowd yelled yes and yhee lets hear it and the also was a small applause
the bard began his story .. well this is a story about a fair maiden her name Lady Clhestis
wunderbaum hollow and her secret lover the lone ranger a forest dwarf his name was thestos the mighty Wood-berry stumper a night while they where alone in the moonshine starlight shadows the lady ask her dwarfed fellow so tell me how much wood can you get i you see i need it for he broke her of silencing her with hes appendix finger darling he whispered in her ear i have wood in miles far a wide enough for you to have a full house..
The Bard the bard he stood there all eyes open ,, i got a song my dear guest wanna hear it? yesyhee !yelled the crowd and he started playing his banjo..
for his mighty highness of farts let his table of lords and knight the
king of arss stinks of skunk and that bee mean to the poor animals hump
for hurry he-rye his might is farts that stinks like rotten warts or
majesty arsss thy kiss even as it farts even so it have warts so mighty
king of lords and knight sleep well and tight up your silly arsss..
this great bard well he jumpy from one song to the other this time bit more melodramatic guess some took petty in him.
all is not lost all is not lost so say my madness a flower finds its way and
blooms inside my eye then like a star it finds me but then what of my madness ?
why is it so connected both my eyes sees my ears hears and my madness think of how crazy it is
but then i listen to my music and see my madness lift the craziness evaporate
and there in the clouds of heaven in-front of the gates i see a hope inside of me
well it was evening els there would-en have been coming more never-wintereins to tavern the Bard voice where pretty loud for a human being some say even never-ember him self had a near brain ananurimas in the Lords is say power wizard had to anal-lize his brain oh well but the bard had more lyric to come that Blissful evening.
You know fellow Nevereins,yelled the bard out toward the audience. i bough a query strange Artifact and i was told by the traveling half-ling merchant it belonged to the Evil Spider Goddess Loth her self.. he lookt around a bit and dropt his eyes at a sinister blood splattered Sack in the corner of the stage, went to it and grapped the sack so out on the stage again ,An old Man in the audience all-most blind ask his friend.What that crazy bard doing.You dont want to know. sure i do tell me..the old man could hear the audience laughing louder and louder and his friend to telling him.. hehe hmm well its some Elongated Black rubby.well what is he saying cant hear with my bad ear well my poor Old ears ,hahahha he is telling us that on the hilt is engraved Doolydilzozaar hahahah the old man got his laugh and yelled its a Womans TOY hahahaha!
the crowd yelled yes and yhee lets hear it and the also was a small applause
the bard began his story .. well this is a story about a fair maiden her name Lady Clhestis
wunderbaum hollow and her secret lover the lone ranger a forest dwarf his name was thestos the mighty Wood-berry stumper a night while they where alone in the moonshine starlight shadows the lady ask her dwarfed fellow so tell me how much wood can you get i you see i need it for he broke her of silencing her with hes appendix finger darling he whispered in her ear i have wood in miles far a wide enough for you to have a full house..
The Bard the bard he stood there all eyes open ,, i got a song my dear guest wanna hear it? yesyhee !yelled the crowd and he started playing his banjo..
for his mighty highness of farts let his table of lords and knight the
king of arss stinks of skunk and that bee mean to the poor animals hump
for hurry he-rye his might is farts that stinks like rotten warts or
majesty arsss thy kiss even as it farts even so it have warts so mighty
king of lords and knight sleep well and tight up your silly arsss..
this great bard well he jumpy from one song to the other this time bit more melodramatic guess some took petty in him.
all is not lost all is not lost so say my madness a flower finds its way and
blooms inside my eye then like a star it finds me but then what of my madness ?
why is it so connected both my eyes sees my ears hears and my madness think of how crazy it is
but then i listen to my music and see my madness lift the craziness evaporate
and there in the clouds of heaven in-front of the gates i see a hope inside of me
well it was evening els there would-en have been coming more never-wintereins to tavern the Bard voice where pretty loud for a human being some say even never-ember him self had a near brain ananurimas in the Lords is say power wizard had to anal-lize his brain oh well but the bard had more lyric to come that Blissful evening.
You know fellow Nevereins,yelled the bard out toward the audience. i bough a query strange Artifact and i was told by the traveling half-ling merchant it belonged to the Evil Spider Goddess Loth her self.. he lookt around a bit and dropt his eyes at a sinister blood splattered Sack in the corner of the stage, went to it and grapped the sack so out on the stage again ,An old Man in the audience all-most blind ask his friend.What that crazy bard doing.You dont want to know. sure i do tell me..the old man could hear the audience laughing louder and louder and his friend to telling him.. hehe hmm well its some Elongated Black rubby.well what is he saying cant hear with my bad ear well my poor Old ears ,hahahha he is telling us that on the hilt is engraved Doolydilzozaar hahahah the old man got his laugh and yelled its a Womans TOY hahahaha!
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