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GF's class design is based on LITTLE GIRLS!
fz21879x
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So whilst doing epic spellplague for the umpteenth time trying to get that helmet to drop, I had an epiphany.
While I was kiting adds - because guard meter breaks like wet tracing paper - I was running in circles, waiting for the threat shout thing to cooldown just to spam it again and again, and it hit me.
I'm playing like a little girl, running in circles, and crying.
YOU LITERALLY - RUN IN CIRCLES - AND CRY (Enforced threat)
This tank class, this armor clad warrior, shield wielding defender, shiny symbol of defence, fights like a little girl.
That's it, the game designers trolled all the GFs in the game. Well done, well played, you win.
While I was kiting adds - because guard meter breaks like wet tracing paper - I was running in circles, waiting for the threat shout thing to cooldown just to spam it again and again, and it hit me.
I'm playing like a little girl, running in circles, and crying.
YOU LITERALLY - RUN IN CIRCLES - AND CRY (Enforced threat)
This tank class, this armor clad warrior, shield wielding defender, shiny symbol of defence, fights like a little girl.
That's it, the game designers trolled all the GFs in the game. Well done, well played, you win.
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Sigh... even the healers get more dignity than this...
I forever regret not making my female GF a Halfling, lol!
And OP maybe on to something, though I long stopped using Enforced Threat.
Second, i don't use Enforced Threat in SP final fight at all. SUDDENLY.
Lunging Strike and Into The Fray - to be mobile and let others be mobile. Frontline surge - to gain AP.
Honestly, enhanced mark is more than enough to hold threat if your wizard knows repel.
I was doing it on the 1st boss, the one that spawns those lazer eye shooting adds
running around in circles spamming threat. Our TR left halfway after he died so i had some time to contemplate the philosophies of our classes' playstyle
Still think she's HAMSTER though.
Had to laugh and bite my keyboard all at once when I used Lunging Strike on a badguy in the last fight- at just the second that Mr Wiz hit his shield-repel. My GF acted as a guided missile, changing course mid-air to follow the badguy way out into the plague juice. LOL
Roland Mac Sheonin GF | Tarron Direheart SW |
TR's called that being Flurrypwned! GF's don't get it anywhere near often enough to give it a name, but I guess "LSD'd" (Lunging Strike Disaster) could work...
Hahaha... Yeah, I guess I rolled a 'natural 1' on that one. XD
Roland Mac Sheonin GF | Tarron Direheart SW |