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What exactly do you feed a Skeletal Dog?

lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
edited July 2013 in General Discussion (PC)
Your Skeletal Dog. An eternally loyal friend. Not even Valindra's magic could make him turn against you. But now you want to reward him for his efforts with treats. But what do you feed the thing anyway? Doggie biscuits just go through his jaw...
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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  • bioshrikebioshrike Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 4,729 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Haven't you been fighting skeletons all this time... what better to feed an animated skeletal dog than a bone from an animated skeleton?
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  • lostmarblesherelostmarbleshere Banned Users Posts: 654 Bounty Hunter
    edited July 2013
    real world money. Dont you know about this yet. YOu vuy stuff from the zen store that keeps everything alive.
  • osiabunnyosiabunny Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    You all got it wrong, do any of you watch zombie movies! You feed it brains. Kids these days
  • flatfootsamflatfootsam Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Nightmare lockbox's
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  • eviledickeviledick Member Posts: 39
    edited July 2013
    /cast Harm (rank 1)

    Weird thing is, my Healing word should kill him, I don't even..
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  • brustlebrustle Member Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    methamphetamine
  • pizzamuraipizzamurai Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Marrow. Dohohohoho....
  • avidlurkeravidlurker Member Posts: 43
    edited July 2013
    Just throw him a doggy biscuit. Or something that could pass as one.

    The dog will not taste it, but will remember the taste and be happy.
  • lewstelamon01lewstelamon01 Member Posts: 7,415 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Milk bones. Yes, it's punny.
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  • chronomancerchronomancer Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 1,223
    edited July 2013
    milk bones of course :D
  • ranshasaranshasa Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Calcium supplements
  • kanekorstenkanekorsten Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    That's the beauty of a dead dog, you don't have to feed it anything.
  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    kanekorsten wrote: »
    That's the beauty of a dead dog, you don't have to feed it anything.

    Problem is this not just a dead dog. It's an UNDEAD dog.

    Hmm... maybe I can take him to the Tower District. It seems to have a taste for orcish ankles...
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • elawynelawyn Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I've been teaching mine to talk and take part in trivia contests.

    Ask him what's on top of a house and he answers 'roof'.

    Ask him what's on the outside of a tree and he says 'bark'.

    I've also been teaching him to whistle, but most players don't believe that because humans can't hear a dog whistle.

    He's also learning to be a blacksmith, if I yell at him he makes a bolt for the door.
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  • ambisinisterrambisinisterr Member, Neverwinter Moderator Posts: 10,462 Community Moderator
    edited July 2013
    Don't forget that you taught him that sandpaper is 'ruff!'
  • mardeab83mardeab83 Member Posts: 71
    edited July 2013
    my blue skeley eats the tears of new born babys.
    the 6 or so white skeleys I have just sit in the bank doing jack.
  • imsmithyimsmithy Member Posts: 1,378 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Nothing , that's why it's a skeleton . ;P
  • rsheartsrshearts Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 51
    edited July 2013
    The souls of botting-farmers
  • kwequakwequa Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Usually halflings..
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  • silence1k1llsilence1k1ll Member Posts: 148 Bounty Hunter
    edited July 2013
    Your credit card information.
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Member Posts: 6,694 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    rshearts wrote: »
    The souls of botting-farmers

    No wonder it's a skeleton. Since those have no souls.
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  • lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    elawyn wrote: »
    I've been teaching mine to talk and take part in trivia contests.

    Ask him what's on top of a house and he answers 'roof'.

    Ask him what's on the outside of a tree and he says 'bark'.

    I've also been teaching him to whistle, but most players don't believe that because humans can't hear a dog whistle.

    He's also learning to be a blacksmith, if I yell at him he makes a bolt for the door.

    I don't know if he can even learn anything. Skeletal dogs are brainless... LITERALLY!!!
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
  • elawynelawyn Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    lonnehart wrote: »
    I don't know if he can even learn anything. Skeletal dogs are brainless... LITERALLY!!!

    My post was meant to be humerus, all part and tarsal of reducing the tension here. But now I'll go back to skullking on the forums.
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