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Dear PUGs: The justified rambling of a grumpy cleric
uberwolfe
Member Posts: 27 Arc User
Dear PUGs,
Hmm something might be wrong here, I've put down half a million in healing and we've killed one mob? Oh well.. I've queued for this for over an hour.. might as well see it through.
Oh please - don't worry about making the slightest attempt to avoid enemy AOE - I'll just cancel my group heals for a minute so I can focus all of my heals directly on you, it's quite okay.
Also, don't concern yourself about trying to stay in that nice little blue ring of Astral Shield I put on the ground for your benefit, just ignore it completely - you'll be fine. After all it's obvious that I only put it there because i like the pretty colors. Feel free to ignore my polite advice about it's benefits too - clearly I just made them up.
Certainly while I'm busy looting that chest just go right ahead and start the next fight. I'll just drop what I'm doing so I can pull you out of the angry hornets nest you happily charged into on your lonesome. While you're there, it would be much appreciated if you could drag in as many other mobs as you can too! Thanks!
And pass on my regards to that incredible tank who could hold the aggro of precisely one enemy. It's okay mate - I'll tank the boss and control the adds for you.. oh you want to be healed too? well, it would help if you held still for a moment - running around like a striped *** ape is making things rather difficult.
Oh please guys! let me hear your awesome boss-defeating strategies! I really like the idea of not killing any of the adds! It really sounds like you're onto a winner there buddy! Just leave them there and somehow you won't die... somehow your health bar will be magically topped up while somebody that is definitely not the tank is controlling them for you. Amazing.
And then once it's all over, and you got that nice piece of kit that I couldn't even use. Feel free to just exit the group without a word. Your 300k DPS was much appreciated - thanks!
Kind regards,
Your local cleric
Hmm something might be wrong here, I've put down half a million in healing and we've killed one mob? Oh well.. I've queued for this for over an hour.. might as well see it through.
Oh please - don't worry about making the slightest attempt to avoid enemy AOE - I'll just cancel my group heals for a minute so I can focus all of my heals directly on you, it's quite okay.
Also, don't concern yourself about trying to stay in that nice little blue ring of Astral Shield I put on the ground for your benefit, just ignore it completely - you'll be fine. After all it's obvious that I only put it there because i like the pretty colors. Feel free to ignore my polite advice about it's benefits too - clearly I just made them up.
Certainly while I'm busy looting that chest just go right ahead and start the next fight. I'll just drop what I'm doing so I can pull you out of the angry hornets nest you happily charged into on your lonesome. While you're there, it would be much appreciated if you could drag in as many other mobs as you can too! Thanks!
And pass on my regards to that incredible tank who could hold the aggro of precisely one enemy. It's okay mate - I'll tank the boss and control the adds for you.. oh you want to be healed too? well, it would help if you held still for a moment - running around like a striped *** ape is making things rather difficult.
Oh please guys! let me hear your awesome boss-defeating strategies! I really like the idea of not killing any of the adds! It really sounds like you're onto a winner there buddy! Just leave them there and somehow you won't die... somehow your health bar will be magically topped up while somebody that is definitely not the tank is controlling them for you. Amazing.
And then once it's all over, and you got that nice piece of kit that I couldn't even use. Feel free to just exit the group without a word. Your 300k DPS was much appreciated - thanks!
Kind regards,
Your local cleric
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You can do all you want to help others but if they don't want to be helped or even listen to a voice of reason then if you have the chance kick them and invite someone who will.
Ya might wanna take a break for a while grumpy, check out 'last of us' really fun game.
Mmo's are about team play, find a good team