Bill's Tavern
A Fun, Campy Little Foundry Quest
@dzogen | NW-DT773OSVJ
I stopped by for a quick drink, and just at the moment I least expected, that’s when they came for me...
...mindless, brain eating zombies.
They left me no choice. I struck down the first two waves and ran for the door, vowing to get a drink at a tavern I hoped was substantially more chill.
But then, right as I was almost out, I heard a small voice whisper:
"You know, brain eating isn't very nice."
I stopped dead in my tracks.
Brain eating isn't very nice.
And then, slowly, I became angry. So dark and deep, from somewhere I do not understand it came.
I turned around.
I'm not a violent man. I don't normally go looking for trouble. I sure didn't start this fight. But I promise, as long as I am standing, I will finish it.
Introducing "Bill's Tavern,"(NW-DT773OSV) a new Zombie-revenge style quest with a little bit of ridiculousness thrown in for good measure.
Featuring:- Bartender Bill, as the Zombie leader
- The Grimp, as the Grimp
- And you, as the OP traveler who likes his brains intact, thank you very much
This Evening's Agenda:
Confront unimaginable horrors...
Pwn hordes of Zombie nubs...
All the while doing what's right...
Notes:- Start in Protector's Enclave, near the bank
- Length: 16 minute average
- Author:@dzogen
- Code: NW-DT773OSVJ
- #humor #story #solo
Comments
Bam's Review (5/5): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye2qoekBpyU
Thanks Bam!
Drakeedge's (funny) Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC10vUdkT5M&feature=youtu.be
Thanks sir! Everyone go play Planescape.
Tsumoro's Review: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4-C_VsosP0
Conflict Nerd's Review: (Part 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQjHPS3gZ8 (Part 2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUV2RZJKrQ8
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
I had fun with this, check here for my play of it: http://nw-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?242862-Youtube-Foundry-Quests
It is uploading right now, once it is done I will amend the front page of that forum post and put the link there.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Haha I had a great time playing it, so I will certainly check out your other quests.
I was not able to kill Bill. He never spawned.
Went over the map several times.
Talked repeatedly with "my conscience".
Even exited and re-entered.
No Bill.
Where's Bill?
Did you beat his accountant?
Let me know if you still have probs.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Like I said.
I just reran to make sure everything was ok, and Bill spawned. Also am still getting reviews coming in so not sure. Never had this come up before. Maybe drop the quest and re-try? Sorry you're having probs.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Though, the second one I ran had a different problem.
I ran another daily quest, finished it (the logs said I finished it), but when I went to collect my AD from Rinx, I got bupkiss.
Weird thing, the daily option wasn't showing on Rinx's window, so "he" obviously thought he was done with me... However, the "quest list" still had it as active. Not my night for Daily Foundrys, I guess.
ETA: The reason I wanted to mention this in the first place was because I was REALLY ENJOYING this quest. I was quite amused by the dialogue, critter names, and wordplay.... until I couldn't kill Bill. Then I had a sad.
100,000th play served today.
Thanks for frequenting Bill's Tavern.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Thanks for making it! It's become the default first pick for daily for all of my friends and I
First installment of Gavin the "Lucky" series is live
Episodes:
Gavin the "Lucky": Prologue - NW-DEZSTNUT7
Cool beans. Before I left on my trip I saw the avg time went down to 15 minutes. Hopefully people won't be too super efficient about running it or it will eventually need to be modified or run off the first page. Thanks mang.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Conflict Nerd's Review: (Part 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQjHPS3gZ8 (Part 2)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUV2RZJKrQ8
Thanks sir! Great brain voice.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
- Bill's Tavern is currently the most played quest in the Neverwinter Foundry. It averages approximately 3,000-4,000 plays per day and has received over 1.7M AD tips since early May.
- Bill's original name was Julio.
- In v1, Justin Bieber made a guest appearance. As soon as I learned you couldn't use RL people, I changed his name to Biebs. Then Frank.
- The original concept was that you were an exterminator Bill hired to rid himself of spiders. Hence why you kill spiders as your first mission.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Pretty simple, really.
Has some humor & a story. Quick run for your daily.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Brethren of the Five, Campaign. - Story focused
The Dwarven Tale - Hack 'N Slash
Yep. But for now it is what it is.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
Thanks mate. They like you too.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
I'm frankly surprised it made it that long.
It's been a fun run...but not gonna update it anymo me thinks.
Final tally:
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Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34
But good on ya.
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Brethren of the Five, Campaign. - Story focused
The Dwarven Tale - Hack 'N Slash
Sorry took an extended break. Doing p90x and stuff.
Bill's Tavern | The 27th Level | Secret Agent 34