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Ideas for Useless Items

syberghostsyberghost Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 2,474
edited April 2013 in General Discussion (PC)
The Founder's Packs contain a Robe of Useless Items, that drops a piece of random junk on the ground when activated.

I want to talk about ideas for useless items! Sure, they could just go with the stuff that was in various people's implementations of this in the past, but I say, let's have our own contributions!

I'll start:

Portable Hoe: This piece of landscaping equipment can collapse to fit in your pocket. It's much too flimsy to use as a weapon, but magically withstands an entire day of gardening.
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  • krubarkrubar Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Silverstars Posts: 841 Bounty Hunter
    edited April 2013
    Toe jam. Can't think of anything useful about toe jam.
    Guild of Commerce
  • zagemoggazagemogga Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    bag of not holding - can hold one item and doubles the weight ... :)
  • zorlunzorlun Member Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    The Book of the Unspeakable : Very useful book on all the unspeakable things that roam the land of Faerun ... sadely legend says that once closed you forget about it.
    Sorry for the grammar, I'm only French ! :)
  • vestinious1vestinious1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Scroll of Disintegration,

    You read the scroll out loud and it disintegrates.
  • vestinious1vestinious1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Icon of summon Jar Jar Binks - Lets face it what could be more useless then that ;)
  • gillrmngillrmn Member Posts: 7,800 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    A bard's weapon?

    *ducks*
  • kilo418kilo418 Member Posts: 823 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Arrow of returning would be kinda funny...
  • kotlikotli Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 577
    edited April 2013
    A Bag of none holding everytime you try to put something in it the bag pukes it back out?
  • llelowyn13llelowyn13 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    The d20 that always Crits:
    Guaranteed to always roll a 1!
    "A True Friend Stabs You in the Front."
    ~Oscar Wilde~
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Look at what the Great Weapon Fighter can do, he's so OP!"
    ~Andy Velasquez~
  • rkriderrkrider Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Silverstars Posts: 80
    edited April 2013
    My fathers only son...... errr wait a minute....
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I've ridden through the deserts of Athas on a Horse made of Flame....
  • zagemoggazagemogga Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    A chainmail bikini :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8
  • tharkantharkan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Triw's third arm: Nobody knows why Triw made it, just that he lost it shortly after making it.
  • makubimakubi Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 31
    edited April 2013
    Deck of Many Things. Oh wait, useless? Yup, deck of many things.

    Imagine, 20+ Founders in town using the item at the same time. All that junk.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    [ +2 Lipstick of Power ]
    I draw my own signature/avatar when I am bored.
  • altyrealtyre Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 106 Bounty Hunter
    edited April 2013
    Dragonfoam sword.

    A truly intimidating blade, made of a material that feels much like the spittle of an ill dragon. Excellent for softly moistening monsters to death.
  • syberghostsyberghost Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 2,474
    edited April 2013
    The Head of Vecna
  • lanessar13lanessar13 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Silverstars Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    syberghost wrote: »
    The Head of Vecna

    Syberghost wins.
  • pahnyepahnye Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    "Bag of Disappearing Articles" - anything you put in it just disappears never to be seen again.
  • cnynridr2cnynridr2 Member Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    The head of each Dungeon delve Boss you have killed!!
  • fr0gurtfr0gurt Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    A vuvuzela.
  • zurkhonzurkhon Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users Posts: 390 Bounty Hunter
    edited April 2013
    Amulet of aggro attraction: summons a Devoted cleric that cannot go below 1HP and attracts all NPC aggro in the immediate area. ;)

    Free up a slot in your 5 man for more Trickster Rogues!!! Huzzah!
    "Beware the engineers of society, I say, who would make everyone in all the world equal. Opportunity should be equal, must be equal, but achievement must remain individual."

    - Drizzt Do'Urden
    ― R.A. Salvatore
  • essaidisessaidis Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    A little doll looking like me, cause everyone wants a little doll of their King right?
  • ranncoreranncore Member, Moderators, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild Users Posts: 2,508
    edited April 2013
    fr0gurt wrote: »
    A vuvuzela.

    I'd be down with that.

    Ambiguous Lockbox Key would be pretty funny. "Flavor text: this key looks like it will open a lockbox of some sort, but you don't know which!"

    It never opens a lockbox.
  • llelowyn13llelowyn13 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    fr0gurt wrote: »
    A vuvuzela.

    I would SOOOoooo abuse a vuvuzela in an MMO.
    *Waaaaannnhhhhh!!!! WaaannnhhhhhhhH!*
    ...
    ...6 hours later...
    ...
    *Waaaaannnhhhhh!!!! WaaannnhhhhhhhH!*
    "A True Friend Stabs You in the Front."
    ~Oscar Wilde~
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Look at what the Great Weapon Fighter can do, he's so OP!"
    ~Andy Velasquez~
  • llelowyn13llelowyn13 Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Hero Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    How about a small mailbox??


    >Open mailbox
    You open your mailbox. Inside is a leaflet.
    >get the leaflet
    You now have a leaflet. congratulations.
    >read the leaflet
    The leaflet is stained with old blood and what looks like soda, but you make out the words, "Welcome to Neverwinter!"
    ...that's it. It doesn't look like the leaflet was finished, but there's tons of space on the inside for more content.
    "A True Friend Stabs You in the Front."
    ~Oscar Wilde~
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Look at what the Great Weapon Fighter can do, he's so OP!"
    ~Andy Velasquez~
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