As soon as you're patched they make you feel small
By giving you no buffs instead of them all
Against mobs so OP you stand no chance at all
A ranger class hero is something to be
A ranger class hero is something to be
They lengthen your cooldowns and nerf your at-wills
They cut down your aspects and heals and your skills
'Til you're so frakking confused you don't know to build
A ranger class hero is something to be
A ranger class hero is something to be
When they've nerfed and impaired you for five-odd years
Somehow they expect you to burst into cheers
When you can't really function no matter what gear
A ranger class hero is something to be
A ranger class hero is something to be
Keep you doped with new mods and lie to your face
When they call you overbalanced and in a good place
But you're still underpowered and weak and outpaced
A ranger class hero is something to be
A ranger class hero is something to be
You'll get a rework they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you're killed
While you're down at the bottom of the paingiver hill
A ranger class hero is something to be
A ranger class hero is something to be
If you want to be a hero, go back to mod 3
If you want to be a hero, go back to mod 3
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Same here, I've been wondering where all the big toons are. Couple of times in demo I've pretty much soloed it dps-wise, with everybody else just opening rifts and keeping demo busy. Bizzare.
Mod10, HRs have a day in the sun, at least pvp ones.
Mod16, it's looking pretty sunny.
But at this rate... we are never going to develop a permanent tan. I'm just happy we're on a par with the barbies for a change.