The Really Bad Power Ideas Discussion!

deadman20 · October 2016

Like the title says, suggest really really bad powers that in no way, shape, or form will benefit anyone at all! Be silly and creative. Here, I'll start this off...

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Rheumetoid Arthritis - Slotted Passive
- Deals constant Crushing Damage to self every 1 seconds for life.
- The damage dealt increases the longer you remain inactive.
- Will deal additional Crushing Damage when you become active.
- Deals additional Crushing Damage based on how close a weather front is to you.
- Cannot be unequipped.
Disadvantage: Will make you feel up to 10 times older than you really are.

Nuclear Diarrhea - PBAoE
- Will randomly deal a large amount of Toxic Damage to anything underneath you, including the environment.
- Affected targets may sometimes perform this ability as well, spreading the affliction.
- Will deal Fire Damage to your insides.
- Effects may be stronger if you have recently eaten something that does not agree with your body.
Disadvantage: May change the color of your underwear.

Zone Chat Banter - Target Self
- Reduces targets' Ego Damage Resistance and can apply the following Debuffs: Delusions of Godhood, False Logic, Demoralized, Spammed, and many more...
- Prolonged exposure may reduce the Max Health of your brain.

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Have fun!

xoriandruid · October 2016

LOL!!!!!! Zone chat Banter, well played sir well played.

chaelk · October 2016

Pheonix Inferno- self res.
You burst into flames, crumble to dust and reform alive.
disads: you flambe everyone else within 100 yards of you. NO save or resistance.

It wasn't me - Taunt/ threat wipe
After deliberately pulling a huge group. you cast It wasn't me, point at someone and they get all the threat.
Does not work on anyone who has Challenge or is in Tank role.
Bonus vs people in support role or lowest level in group.
(After they toast that person of course, they will then do the standard attack nearest)

I am the greatest support passive
When in group combat, as soon as you take any damage. Every heal and buff affects you instead of the intended target.

ADV: I'm the greatest NOOB. If anyone else does damage before you, you get everyone's OFF/DEF added to yours.
If you attack first and someone then does more damage than your attack, everyone gets negative OFF/DEF equal to the difference in damage multiplied by your Off and Defence total multiplied by the amount of people who laughed at your effort.

Side effects : Your characters head explodes causing total destruction of the map you are on.
Note:After the first use of this power, you may find yourself banned from any group combat.

spinnytop · October 2016

Last Chance Self Buff
Description: You proclaim to all those around you that if whatever is going on atm does not succeed, you're out! You sure told them, they'll really get their act together knowing that they might lose your sweet cherry boy self.

Mechanics: This applies the "Bluffing" buff to the player. Each time they die there is a 90% chance the duration of the buff will be refreshed by a random number of minutes, but the player also gains a stack of the "Salt" debuff, which decreases the refresh chance by 1% per stack. If the duration of the Bluffing buff runs out then everyone around the player gets a buff to all dps, healing, and damage resistence, and the player is teleported to a random zone.

Advantage: Empty Threat - the chance to refresh the Bluffing buff is increased to 100% and the amount refreshed is doubled. The Salt debuff no longer reduces the chance to refresh the Bluffing buff, and instead reduces the player's damage, healing, and resistance by 1% per stack.

nepht · October 2016

ERPer Passive. Automatically makes your bio an utter train wreck and pretentious at the same time.

maatmons · October 2016

Heel Turn – Self Buff

The character grows a goatee, thus becoming evil.
The character can now attack anyone, regardless of allegiance, and vice versa.
The buff continuously refreshes during combat.

Reverse Gravity – Travel Power

Gravity is reversed, causing things to fall up instead of down.
Affects everyone in the zone.
If multiple characters in a zone have Reverse Gravity active, an even number of activations results in normal gravity, while an odd number results in reversed gravity.

Suicide – Self Damage

Upon activating this power, the character deals damage to itself equal to its current hit points.
This damage cannot be negated or lessened by any means.
Regardless of where the power was used, the player revives in The Underworld (a new zone).
All travel from The Underworld is disabled.

Time Dilation – Hybrid Passive

When a player has Time Dilation active, all enemies and other players on the server operate at ½, ¼, or ⅛ speed, depending on rank.
The character with this power is the only one who can act unhindered, effectively giving him super speed.
If multiple characters on the same server have this power active, time is slowed by the greater amount, and the character with the lower-ranked power experiences a fraction of the speed reduction, based on the difference in rank.

Zombify – Single Target Attack

The target is instantly slain, and an Immortal Zombie is spawned in its place.
The Immortal Zombie will attack anything other than another Immortal Zombie, even the player who used this power.
An Immortal Zombie is immune to damage, and has a permanent duration.
When an Immortal Zombie kills a creature, another Immortal Zombie spawns in the slain creature's place.
The new Immortal Zombie has all the traits of the original Immortal Zombie, including the ability to create additional Immortal Zombies.

markhawkman · October 2016

Peppermint crush - AoE buff

User and all enemies and allies within 50 ft gain "Peppermint Coating" for 30 sec.
If this buff expires, the target is healed to full.
But if the target is hit before it expires, it triggers an explosion which gives all targets within 25ft Peppermint Coating.

chaelk · October 2016

It was the cat - Offensive(really offensive) passive- a sudden stench fills the area, making everyone stop and gag for breath, as a message appears on the screen.
THE
CAT
HAS
NUKED
THE
DIRTBOX

...help
Everyone stops combat(except the enemy) and tries to locate the source, so that they can get away from it.
ADV: Kitten on the keys: You rush around in random directions, aggroing everything. Powers going off for no reasons.

jonsills · October 2016

Lag - self-debuff. When activated, all powers have 3 seconds added to activation time, and all movement commands are similarly delayed. Travel powers randomly activate and deactivate.

2-pt Advantage: No, You're Lagging - Applies Lag to target. Usable in PvP.

3-pt Advantage: It's Not On My End - Applied Lag to entire server.

nepht · October 2016

A Statesman inspired ultimate move : Killed by an edgelord.

Pretty self explanatory an edgelord appears kills your target's family then kills target then pretty much gets away with it with no real proper conclusion to the story arc.

2edgy4me

zemmax · October 2016

Consume Chili - Target Self
- Deals Fire damage to self for 8 seconds, chance to add Clinging Flames

Milk! - Self Buff(?)
- Currently does nothing, we are looking into it

catstarsto · October 2016

chaelk said:
It was the cat - Offensive(really offensive) passive- a sudden stench fills the area, making everyone stop and gag for breath, as a message appears on the screen.

THE

CAT

HAS

NUKED

THE

DIRTBOX

...help

Everyone stops combat(except the enemy) and tries to locate the source, so that they can get away from it.

ADV: Kitten on the keys: You rush around in random directions, aggroing everything. Powers going off for no reasons.

STO Beta Orbital Strike:

-Deals 1Hp damage
-5 Sec. Casting time

Slotted "Passive" Passive:
-You do nothing
(For Alert campers)

Useless Smoke Grenades:
-Creates a fog of smoke that blocks your view of your enemys on screen.
-Enemys can still see you.
...oh wait, thats already in the game :P

markhawkman · October 2016

Werebeast transformation
Turns your character into an evil supervillain rank NPC temporarily. You lose control of your character and your character acts like an evil AI until KOed.

rank 2, 2 points:
increases rank to Legendary

rank 3, 2 points:
increases rank to Cosmic

"I think I can control it", 3 point advantage:
You now randomly shift in and out of control.

revanantmorituri · October 2016

markhawkman said:
Werebeast transformation
Turns your character into an evil supervillain rank NPC temporarily. You lose control of your character and your character acts like an evil AI until KOed.

rank 2, 2 points:
increases rank to Legendary

rank 3, 2 points:
increases rank to Cosmic

"I think I can control it", 3 point advantage:
You now randomly shift in and out of control.

See, people would take that one. And hold competitions with it.

nepht · October 2016

revanantmorituri said:

See, people would take that one. And hold competitions with it.

Hiss Retreat : Make annoying cat noises at rival Egyptian kitty and slowly walk backwards into dog and get bit on the arse.

markhawkman · October 2016

revanantmorituri said:

markhawkman said:
Werebeast transformation
Turns your character into an evil supervillain rank NPC temporarily. You lose control of your character and your character acts like an evil AI until KOed.

rank 2, 2 points:
increases rank to Legendary

rank 3, 2 points:
increases rank to Cosmic

"I think I can control it", 3 point advantage:
You now randomly shift in and out of control.
See, people would take that one. And hold competitions with it.

Oh right, "in no way benefit anyone at all." I could see someone using it on Kiga or Qwi... Not much else... or maybe rampages.... hmm.....

xoriandruid · October 2016

maatmons said:
Heel Turn – Self Buff
The character grows a goatee, thus becoming evil.
The character can now attack anyone, regardless of allegiance, and vice versa.
The buff continuously refreshes during combat.

Reverse Gravity – Travel Power
Gravity is reversed, causing things to fall up instead of down.
Affects everyone in the zone.
If multiple characters in a zone have Reverse Gravity active, an even number of activations results in normal gravity, while an odd number results in reversed gravity.

Suicide – Self Damage
Upon activating this power, the character deals damage to itself equal to its current hit points.
This damage cannot be negated or lessened by any means.
Regardless of where the power was used, the player revives in The Underworld (a new zone).
All travel from The Underworld is disabled.

Time Dilation – Hybrid Passive
When a player has Time Dilation active, all enemies and other players on the server operate at ½, ¼, or ⅛ speed, depending on rank.
The character with this power is the only one who can act unhindered, effectively giving him super speed.
If multiple characters on the same server have this power active, time is slowed by the greater amount, and the character with the lower-ranked power experiences a fraction of the speed reduction, based on the difference in rank.

Zombify – Single Target Attack
The target is instantly slain, and an Immortal Zombie is spawned in its place.
The Immortal Zombie will attack anything other than another Immortal Zombie, even the player who used this power.
An Immortal Zombie is immune to damage, and has a permanent duration.
When an Immortal Zombie kills a creature, another Immortal Zombie spawns in the slain creature's place.
The new Immortal Zombie has all the traits of the original Immortal Zombie, including the ability to create additional Immortal Zombies.

Lol time dilation nice!

jennymachx · October 2016

You Can't See Me!: You dance and cover your eyes with your hands while repeatedly saying out loud, "I'm invisible!". Enemies are so dumbfounded by what you're doing that they immediately stop attacking for 5 seconds. (PBAoE CC power)

chaelk · October 2016

Just strolling TP
You character moves at a walk pace.
Rank 2: you stop next to any flowers and sniff them.
Rank 3: you stare at anything even remotely odd. Aliens, buildings, rubbish, other players(ok they aren't remotely)
Roller coaster TP
You sit in a small vehicle and hangon, as the TP makes you move between slow walk and 'OH the G's'
ADV: Which way are we going. The TP travels in the direction of several specified rollercoasters, making getting where you want to go, a problem.
Disad: May cause nausea or you to take impact damage due to not hanging on tight enough and being thrown off the ride.

markhawkman · October 2016

chaelk said:
Just strolling TP

You character moves at a walk pace.

Rank 2: you stop next to any flowers and sniff them.

Rank 3: you stare at anything even remotely odd. Aliens, buildings, rubbish, other players(ok they aren't remotely)

I suppose this means I'm VERY odd, and not just remotely odd?

chaelk · October 2016

markhawkman wrote: »

I suppose this means I'm VERY odd, and not just remotely odd?

Trust me, I'm normal - Hybrid passive
Through years of acting practice(and a little mind control) you persuade all NPC's that you are not in fact, super powered but a normal person.(Using that term extremely loosely considering Hotdog Hero)
NPC's don't rush up to you and tell you of crimes being committed
.
Disad: you will be turned away from Alerts by the police."Just keep away, let the supers handle it"
Cosmics" Quick, everyone in the fallout shelters."
PVP You cannot be targeted and if you try, all NPC's nearby either laugh or call you insane.

ashstorm1 · October 2016

Blind - Slotted Passive
- Your interface goes pitch-black. Cannot be unslotted.
- You have a 80% chance each time you take a step to bump into an object and be stunned.

Daltonism - Slotted Passive
- You suddenly become color-blind. Cannot be unslotted.
- Permanently disables the tailor and causes your costume to gain ridiculously outrageous colors at random.
- Permanent -400 Ego debuff.
- NPCs randomly point at you and mock your sense of fashion.

Fat - Slotted Passive
- You become extremely fat. Cannot be unslotted.
- Causes your costume to burst at the seams.
- Narrow doors become a problem.
- Permanently disables the tailor and automatically states in your profile that you have a fat fetish. Cannot be modified.

Incontinence- Slotted Passive
- You can no longer 'hold it'. Will cause you to randomly wet your tights and suffer a -400 Ego debuff.
- Rank 2 : the pungent smell will regularly spawn a toxic AoE around you, causing toxic damage to yourself and your immediate surroundings.
- Rank 3 : Equips a diaper on your toon instead of their regular costume part. Permanently disables the tailor and states in your profile that you have a diaper fetish. Cannot be modified.

Emo - Slotted passive
- You become emo to an extreme degree. Cannot be unslotted.
- Your toon will randomly burst into tears.
- Rank 2 : will automatically and randomly make emo posts in zone chat.
- Rank 3 : your toon has a 90% chance to commit suicide each time someone blacklists you or does not respond to your IMs under ten seconds.

Cat-a-clysm - Ranged AOE Damage
- Causes dozens of kittens to rain onto your foes.
- Does 0 damage, but definitely has a "d'awww" factor...

Noobed - Slotted passive
- Causes an NPC called XxXTheRealBatmanXxX to spawn at your location and stalk you permanently, spamming you with friend invites, challenge requests, and begging for costume parts and ressources.
- Rank 2 : XxXTheRealBatmanXxX randomly spams emotes, throws water balloons at you and pop disco-balls over your head. He will also regularly pollute the zone chat with posts in caps.
- Rank 3 : XxXTheRealBatmanXxX regularly aggroes all mobs on a map and runs back towards you while spamming "HELP PLZ".

theravenforce · October 2016

The #Basic2Basics Powerset #Literally.

#Basic #Literally - Slotted passive
- You become incredibly basic. Cannot be unslotted, because you literally cannot even.
- Increases your Social Media Damage (Technology damage type) and this buff increases as you gain more likes.
- Whenever you attempt to chat normally, each sentence automatically starts with a hashtag and will not allow you to space out your words, until you start a new hashtag.
- Your character's costume is instantly replaced with a #BasicCostume, which consists of a Ugg Boots, unnecessary shades, jeggings and a named brand jacket, such as Northface & the ever present iPhone.
- Your character will periodically update Chitter, InstaSnap and Face Space during combat.
- Offers basic defense boosts, but free wifi no matter where you are.
- Has a 50% chance to spawn Kale around you.
- Will instantly point out the nearest Pat's Coffee shop nearest to you.

#PSLTime - Crowd Control

You gain #PSLTime ability, which forces you and any NPCs and/or allies around you to stop whatever they are doing and drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

#Selfie! - Crowd Control

Your levels of basicness increases as you gain access to the #Selfie power. This ability allows you to grab an enemy and force them to take a selfie with you. This applies Severe Confuse debuff, which makes enemies look at you strangely for a few moments. As well as dealing minor Social Media Damage.

#WithFlash2BTotesLit - #Selfie advantage - Your #Selfie now stuns targets.

#ThrowiPhone - Ranged Damage Attack - You can throw your iPhone at enemies with surprisingly painful results...for them. As you have a great coverage plan, you can throw multiple iPhones without a problem.

#BlockFriendRequest - Block - You can summon a gigantic hashtag which will ensure that all those enemies who are hitting on you will not become your social media buddies whilst it is active.

#MidCombatSelfie - Ranged Damage Attack (heavy hitter) - You can now turn the power of #Selfies into a highly offensive weapon which deals high Social Media Damage and blinds targets.

#YouDidNotJustSayThat - Active Offensive - Someone has just insulted Taylor Swift. #FlipOutAndTeachThemALesson

chaelk · October 2016

ashstorm1 wrote: »

Blind - Slotted Passive
- Your interface goes pitch-black. Cannot be unslotted.
- You have a 80% chance each time you take a step to bump into an object and be stunned.

Daltonism - Slotted Passive(thats what Captain Chat Captain Chat Ban has.)
- You suddenly become color-blind. Cannot be unslotted.
- Permanently disables the tailor and causes your costume to gain ridiculously outrageous colors at random.
- Permanent -400 Ego debuff.
- NPCs randomly point at you and mock your sense of fashion.

Cat-a-clysm - Ranged AOE Damage
- Causes dozens of kittens to rain onto your foes.
- Does 0 damage, but definitely has a "d'awww" factor...
.

Daltonism passive in use
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Cat-A-CLYSM adv:
Velcro kittens: all kittens are under 6 weeks and cannot retract their claws. Everyone has to spend time, unhooking and detaching the kittens.
ADV Disad:WHOAH MAMA: Mother cat turns up. Anyone with a screaming kitten on them is attacked. Anyone stroking a kitten is defended.
+10% all damage and defence per kitten in 100ft area.

Disad:
I'm telling the SPCA/RSPCA on you- just think about it.

jellycupsowbug · October 2016

Sonic Boom Generator

<_<
>_>

chaelk · October 2016

jellycupsowbug wrote: »

Sonic Boom Generator

<_<
>_>

WHAT? Speak louder.

You can't keep a good man down or Terminal Indigestion- melee attack
you allow the mob(giant sized and over) to swallow you.
The problems of trying to digest you cause them to focus entirely on you... well while they are alive.
You have the satisfaction of knowing that you took one for the team. While you wait for your 24hr repawn and decontamination to happen.

chaelk · October 2016

To go wiht Jonsills Lag attack
It's not just me- Passive aura- everyone within 100ft of you, suffers massive snr's everytime you try to do something.

magpieuk2014 · October 2016

Aura of Endless Retcon

We're not sure what it does, but we're going to keep moving it around the spec tree so that you spend more time in the Powerhouse than fighting crime.

Permanent side kick: Witches Cat

Boost sorcery damage by 10% to all allies within 50ft and appliesAmusing Antics , which causes enemies to become Distracted. Distracted enemies may attack, but in an off-hand sort of way, because they've just seen a really amusing video where the cat gets in a box....? Cat may Wander Off at any time. Animals may that have Wandered Off may not be summoned for, like, some time.

magpieuk2014 · October 2016

magpieuk2014 said:
Aura of Endless Retcon

We're not sure what it does, but we're going to keep moving it around the spec tree so that you spend more time in the Powerhouse than fighting crime.

Permanent (ish) side kick: Witches Cat

Boost sorcery damage by 10% to all allies within 50ft and appliesAmusing Antics , which causes enemies to become Distracted. Distracted enemies may attack, but in an off-hand sort of way, because they've just seen a really amusing video where the cat gets in a box....? Cat may Wander Off at any time. Animals may that have Wandered Off may not available for some time, if ever.

spinnytop · October 2016

Lucky and Lagless

Passive - provides immunity to all lag powers, even if someone uses the "Just Because It Doesn't Happen To You Doesn't Mean It Isn't Happening To Anyone Else" power. When someone does try to use that power on you, you get temporary access to the "Reveal Strawman" power.

Reveal Strawman

Redirects all attacks made against you off into a place that doesn't exist.

nepht · October 2016

spinnytop said:
Lucky and Lagless

Passive - provides immunity to all lag powers, even if someone uses the "Just Because It Doesn't Happen To You Doesn't Mean It Isn't Happening To Anyone Else" power. When someone does try to use that power on you, you get temporary access to the "Reveal Strawman" power.

Reveal Strawman

Redirects all attacks made against you off into a place that doesn't exist.

QUESTION! Would Reveal Strawman refresh stacks of Triggered?

markhawkman · October 2016

Triggered Triggered
slotted defense passive
Gain stacks of "Triggered" each to an attack is used near you.

Triggered stack up to 50 and each reduces your damage resist by 1% while increasing Dodge and evasion by 1%

jonsills · October 2016

Then there's Spinny's favorite power:

Attack Strawman - creates new target next to your intended target, with no defenses. Strawman Target is incapable of attacking, blocking, or in fact taking any meaningful action at all. All player attacks are automatically directed to Strawman Target rather than intended target. This does not prevent NPC villains from attacking player.

catstarsto · October 2016

markhawkman said:
Triggered Triggered
slotted defense passive
Gain stacks of "Triggered" each to an attack is used near you.

Triggered stack up to 50 and each reduces your damage resist by 1% while increasing Dodge and evasion by 1%

^you forgot to add visuals!

spinnytop · October 2016

nepht said:

spinnytop said:
Lucky and Lagless

Passive - provides immunity to all lag powers, even if someone uses the "Just Because It Doesn't Happen To You Doesn't Mean It Isn't Happening To Anyone Else" power. When someone does try to use that power on you, you get temporary access to the "Reveal Strawman" power.

Reveal Strawman

Redirects all attacks made against you off into a place that doesn't exist.
QUESTION! Would Reveal Strawman refresh stacks of Triggered?

Depends how high the Ego stat of the person it's being used on is.

spinnytop · October 2016

jonsills said:
Then there's Spinny's favorite power:

Attack Strawman - creates new target next to your intended target, with no defenses. Strawman Target is incapable of attacking, blocking, or in fact taking any meaningful action at all. All player attacks are automatically directed to Strawman Target rather than intended target. This does not prevent NPC villains from attacking player.

Jon's favorite passive

Irony

Constantly gain stacks of irony, stacking to infinity.

deadman20 · October 2016

Pissing Contest - Toggled Form
- While active, you passively aggro other players, friendly and hostile alike. Each player attracted to you grants you a stack of Stupidity, reducing your Ego Resistance, Intelligence, and sometimes applying other debuffs such as Blubbering Idiot, Butt of the Joke, In Denial, and World's Cruelest Handicap.
- Prolonged exposure may reduce the Max Health of your brain.
Disadvantage: Stacks of Stupidity don't fall off, ever. Not even after this form is toggled off. This is a feature, not a bug that will be fixed.

orangeitis · October 2016

Blood Explosion - Travel Power - Teleport

Tail Spring Bounce - Travel Power - Super Jump

Ear Flap Flight - Travel Power - Flight

Bloody Corpses - Travel Power - Tunneling

Fart Jet - Travel Power - Jet Flight

chaelk · October 2016

orangeitis wrote: »

Blood Explosion - Travel Power - Teleport

Tail Spring Bounce - Travel Power - Super Jump

Ear Flap Flight - Travel Power - Flight

Bloody Corpses - Travel Power - Tunneling

Fart Jet - Travel Power - Jet Flight

I can unfortunately, see those being popular... especially the first and last.

deadman20 · October 2016

Wife Aggro - Slotted Passive
- You constantly Anger your spouse by doing nothing. This effect is amplified if you ignore them.
- Your spouse will pick random times to attack you, becoming more frequent and dangerous the more Anger they have. They will attempt to embarrass you, murder you, or guilt you depending on the severity of your actions.
- This passive is acquired when you say your vows and cannot be unslotted from then on.
Disadvantage: Your spouse will remember that.

spinnytop · October 2016

orangeitis said:
Blood Explosion - Travel Power - Teleport

Tail Spring Bounce - Travel Power - Super Jump

Ear Flap Flight - Travel Power - Flight

Bloody Corpses - Travel Power - Tunneling

Fart Jet - Travel Power - Jet Flight

I think you misunderstood the title of the thread, those sound great.

maatmons · October 2016

orangeitis said:
Fart Jet

Sounds familiar.

legendarylycan · October 2016

orangeitis wrote: »

Fart Jet - Travel Power - Jet Flight

i'll take that one gladly; my deer avenger homage would appreciate that very much

deadman20 · January 2017

I'm not crazy! - Energy Unlock

- Yes you are, and you're in Denial for thinking otherwise.

- You'll see things other people don't see, or are you really seeing them? Nobody else will ever know. Only you know, or you'll think you do.

- You'll give yourself a slight decrease in Ego Resistance every time someone doesn't believe you, but gain a little Energy to use to prove them wrong.

darqaura2 · January 2017

spinnytop said:

nepht said:

spinnytop said:
Lucky and Lagless

Passive - provides immunity to all lag powers, even if someone uses the "Just Because It Doesn't Happen To You Doesn't Mean It Isn't Happening To Anyone Else" power. When someone does try to use that power on you, you get temporary access to the "Reveal Strawman" power.

Reveal Strawman

Redirects all attacks made against you off into a place that doesn't exist.
QUESTION! Would Reveal Strawman refresh stacks of Triggered?

Depends how high the Ego stat of the person it's being used on is.

I . . . yeah too easy a joke in there.

eviltwintwo · January 2017

Annoying Aura. Reduces all your stats to 0. In combat: every .5 sec, reduces all your stats (including defense and offense) by -10 while increasing enemy stats by +10.

Description: Your enemies find you annoying. Thus they will constantly attempt to squish you. You think you're a hero, but you're really a big-mouthed loser. You annoy everyone, then get annoyed because you die SOOOO much. Good luck...you'll nee--never mind, it won't be enough.

chaelk · January 2017

Hey YOU with the head - Taunt
Whether you're bored, have an ego the size of the multiverse or just tired of farming 1 mob at a time, you start yelling abuse at your opponents or anyone else who happens to be there. This gets them so annoyed they call in reinforcements.

summon 200 Level 45 skull minions plus a Level 50 cosmic Boss called Master Villain De'Fault.
They proceed to lay a major smackdown on you and everyone else near you.
AS you all lie in a heap the Boss says "It is all de fault of you."

ADV: But I want more.
the numbers are reversed. 200 cosmic bosses- random, plus 1 Level 45 minion to keep score.

spinnytop · January 2017

Healthy Self Esteem

This passive gives you 1000% resistance to people typing in caps in zone, and allows you to continue to use your powers even while other people are using different powers.

nepht · January 2017

The neckbeard lockbox in which you have a chance to get the following.

Teleport to Club Caprice Device.

The Pretentious Erper become Device it comes in two flavors :
Become Annoying Albino Nine Tail Fox.
Become Electro Nympho.

New hideout: Mom's basement.

eviltwintwo · January 2017

Ultimate Power: Imbecilic Self-Destruction.

Renders you defenseless and aggroes everything--and I mean everything. All regular mobs are converted to Grond clones. All NPC's are converted to Gravitar clones. Birds, cats, dogs, mice and manhole covers are converted to Kevin Poe clones. All enemies receive 300,000% threat towards you. They destroy you then play kickball with your limp defeated self, which cannot be rezzed or teleported away. While playing kickball, all enemies receive stacks of End It All!! until, well, it all ends. At this point, the zone is permanently destroyed, giving Cryptic a reason to hire more workers, and all your characters are completely erased, resetting your account to "haven't played yet, not even once". If you've earned or bought any character slots, those are gone too.

This is what you deserve for using a power called "Imbecilic Self-Destruction". Do not be surprised if the devs ban you from the game for life. After all, you just destroyed one of the zones they made. Imbecile.

spinnytop · January 2017

nepht said:
The neckbeard lockbox in which you have a chance to get the following.

Teleport to Club Caprice Device.

The Pretentious Erper become Device it comes in two flavors :
Become Annoying Albino Nine Tail Fox.
Become Electro Nympho.

New hideout: Mom's basement.

Wow, you're serving up some piping hot harsh browns for breakfast o.o

Amazing new passive idea:

CAPSLOCK COMMANDER

Every time you type in capslock in zone or local it activates a temporary aura that effects all players around you
1. gives them +100% damage output (base)
2. causes their block to automatically activate when something is about to damage them
3. causes their character to automatically move when they are in an area where a negative effect is about to occur.
4. prevents attacking an object affected by a hold.
The duration of the aura scales positively with your Presence stat.
There is a chance, which scales with your Ego stat, that when you type in caps lock it will instead come out as unhelpful gibberish and will deal 500 permanent damage to everyone's Faith In Humanity stat.

NOTE: Anybody using the Tunnel Vision passive is immune to the aura from CAPSLOCK COMMANDER.

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