While some might see this this thread as an a salt to Spinny, it's not. When we encounter a non-doom-and-gloom thread, we milk it for all it's worth. Spoon a long time since we've had a fun thread. Sometimes you have to scratch that danish! As knife as it is for me to see these puns, I know some are saying "What the fork?".
I know, I know, we'd butter stay on point with this thread. Or else we might get in a jam. Then we'd be toast. Wait, water we talking about again?
(To the Pun-impaired: Some of these lose their awesomeness in a text-only format. Read them out loud for better results)
I am appled by this hamfisted approach to puns.
Roast sandwich hunts* like these always end up going sour dough I will admit that some of these puns are good and plenty of them even make good sense if I'm going to be frank. So what's the wurst that could happen?
Of course I am going to have to steak a claim on having started this potato salad.
Agghhhgghgh! You're pudding more puns in my head! What's your beef, anyway? Do you taunt me just for the halibut? I'd like to give you a pizza my mind, but I donut think I have any left. Lettuce leaf these poor people alone. Those who've bean reading this probably would like some peas and quiet, but that's corny. Orange you glad you didn't listen? Is there no margarine for error here?
Grow some SCP-504. The tomatoes throw themselves - at transsonic velocities, if the puns are bad enough...
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They changed Tomatoes to work with Fruit passive. What WERE THEY THINKING?
Oh, Boo-hoo. Vegetable Powers get Pizza, of all things- and you're whining because they moved Tomatoes to the Fruit Powerset. Vegetables are too OP as it is, get over it.
If they're putting tomatoes in the fruit tree, they need to put bananas back in the herb set where they belong. You can't have tomatoes and bananas, that's just op. And a bit gross.
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Oh, come on. Guacamole can one-shot damn near everything in the game.
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I know, I know, we'd butter stay on point with this thread. Or else we might get in a jam. Then we'd be toast. Wait, water we talking about again?
(To the Pun-impaired: Some of these lose their awesomeness in a text-only format. Read them out loud for better results)
Roast sandwich hunts* like these always end up going sour dough I will admit that some of these puns are good and plenty of them even make good sense if I'm going to be frank. So what's the wurst that could happen?
Of course I am going to have to steak a claim on having started this potato salad.
* - :biggrin:
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That's because Carbs is a broken Power Set.
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Actually, I'm not an expert on this so I will wait to see what Kenpojujitsu has to say on it.
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Boo! /Throws tomatoes
from bad to verse,
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They changed Tomatoes to work with Fruit passive. What WERE THEY THINKING?
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Wouldn't it be funny if the Devs are reading this thread and make some of this real.
It's a true case of - Careful what you wish for.
Oh, Boo-hoo. Vegetable Powers get Pizza, of all things- and you're whining because they moved Tomatoes to the Fruit Powerset. Vegetables are too OP as it is, get over it.
Thats because Tomatoes are fruit not vegetables,also cucumbers, pickles, eggplant all need to be moved to the Fruit powerset.
Me I think beans and peas shouldn't be allowed in the Vegatables set, we need to seperate them into Legumes and Root vegetables.
Vegetables are getting too OP qwith everything being lumped in with them.
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Trail Turtle already posted in the thread. Not a dev, but it does mean they are listening.
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But not to MY thoughts!
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Curse! Tin-Foiled again! <
now THAT is a silly pun
Its the gits abusing Strafing Yams thats the real issue here :<
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I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
This is on topic right?
RIP Caine
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Don't forget the Avacado. It's a fruit too.
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Oh, come on. Guacamole can one-shot damn near everything in the game.
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
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