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xcaligax
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This game is just to have a little fun, and please, try to keep the already known issues out of here. This is just for silliness and some laughs, and sometimes what people would actually do to benefit the game!
If I were a Dev...
I'd make Grond a rampage alert! I'd also try to have atleast one event happen every month!:biggrin:
If I were a Dev...
I'd make Grond a rampage alert! I'd also try to have atleast one event happen every month!:biggrin:
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I would give the event missions permanent places on the open world, as persistent content.
And i would make a moose vehicle:biggrin:.
I like cats :cool:.
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I'd randomly make one person Grond every day to do as they wish.
Ok, so what I would REALLY do is, make it so we can call 4 of our own heroes as NPC.
I'd develop some end game content worth playing.
I would design a terrible villain the size of a building named Squeaky the Clown. He would spam ruins and run around MC forcing people into 1v1's and eating them.
Also he fires rainbows from his eyes.
Deliciously nutritious!
I enjoy the PvE snarkcasm.
Also: There's a keybind for random coloring of powers. It makes Defiance look amazing.
If I was a dev...
I would fix the hghfdrhysjyzj chatban problem.
I'd rather get STO's level of lockbox suck if worthwhile updates come with it. -Buxom
Search the hidden Spanish gold. Yarrh. Tell Davey Jones to bugger off and 'fetch me another crog. Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dawg! Yarrh!'
O wait, that's pirates... well anyway i would pillage and plunder.
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Oh lighten up chum, I just mean it for some laughs. Personally I'm jealous of PvP builds, I can't wrap my head around the cryptic math. :biggrin:
Let's see...If I was a Dev...
I would make lockboxes an actual item that could be moved around. Lockbox forts for everyone!
Deliciously nutritious!
- Happy Noodle Boy
- David Brin, "Those Eyes"
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We'd have more short hairstyles. And cooler guns. And cooler swords. And the game wouldn't vomit every so often on machines with integrated Intel HD Graphics video chips.
...I would can lockboxes and Alerts and start making some real content for a change. Then I would sell it for a reasonable cost rather than force people to gamble for it.
Hideouts would have the functionality and customizability of CoX SG bases (something I sincerely expected them to be). Vehicles would also have the customizability of our own superheroes and the costume creator.
Oh? What's that? Silly things?
Oh... well then I'd make a fat witch on a tiny broomstick fly around MC and trail rainbows
I say stuff and I say things, sometimes together but only when I'm feeling adventurous.
I'm @blu8 in game!
I would write emotes that uses passers-by, and other friendly NPCs, join the character in special "flash-mob" events where everyone seems to take part in a spontaneous choreography and then melt back to their previous roles.
With this daft idea a /sad character could sag forlornly, only to be comforted by a random, passing NPC, etc, etc ...
A Prootwaddle is one of the weirder player-character races in "The Fantasy Trip", Steve Jackson's first published role-playing game.
/Signed!
/10char
OR
Remake all old costume unlocks, action figures, power replacers, devices (including Open Missions rare rewards but buffed/fixed) and the like and put them back into the game and put them where they belong (not available in a lock box or a store that requires opening lock boxes but earned in game).
(And this would be the focus of the first quarter of the business year. If it gets done early, the next thing would be worked on immediately rather than waiting for the traffic to decrease.)
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I'd roll out bug fixes every week
And test it thoroughly before it goes live
Pitch ideas with the guys
And chase after goals
I'd kick it with concerned players
And I'd never get slammed for it
'Cause they stuck with us all along
If I were a Dev
I think I could understand
How it feels to love money more
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to them
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the game you loved
'Cause we're taking you for granted
And everything you loved got destroyed
If I were a Dev
I would push for what's important
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd know that I was doing my job
I'd put the game first
And make the players feel appreciated
'Cause I know that they'd be faithful
Waiting for their beloved to come home, to come home
The ridable Destroyriods (shrunk a little) from resistance in the C-store tomarrow (and not hidden behind crappy gambling boxxes).
Qwiggy with blazing speed running ramage alert.
Fix all the costume parts that can only be metal or can't be metal.
@X-Hero Game Overed.
Champions Online: Be the hero you wish you could be in a better game.
I would do what my boss told me to do...
I have to pay my bills.
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Oh, I never said I'd do good/great things :P
If I were a dev I would make a throw pie emote. Where your character takes out said pei and throws it at a target and the Pie stays there until your target moves.
I would create a new crisis zone that deals with the Star Guard and Mechanon, then finishes off with the players being imbuded with cosmic power.. ie uping their levels to 50, then let them have a moon/star guard/space zone, with enough content to equate to VB.
I would also publicize more that Alerts can be done through Socrates/Crime Computer button--no need to hang out in Ren Cen to run Alerts.
Finally, I would add missions to the existing zones--give folks a reason to back to those zones. Maybe one new story arc of 3-4 missions per zone (Desert, Canada, MI, VB, and even Lemuria).
Whoever you are, be that person one hundred percent. Don't compromise on your identity.
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/signed
Someone write this on a brick and throw it through a Dev's window NOW!
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Beat me to it.
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Yeah.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
...the ultimate Contrast Moe (or not).
I have been asking for Mechanon since launch.
Maybe he doesn't want to comeback? Maybe he is happy where he is?
I've considered that plenty of times. And considering that he's said he is a Trekky, I wouldn't be surprised if his transfer to STO came at his own request and was granted as a reward for his dedication to this game, the company and the community.
Rassin-frackin... WHERE'S THE "LIKE" BUTTON!?!???!!
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If you want my money, there is a fairly simple way to get it since I am fairly free with how I spend it. First, produce something I consider to be worth buying. Second, offer it up for sale. Don't lock it behind a gambling scam. If I want something, I am perfectly happy to pay for it. But I will not purchase a CHANCE to get it, When I pay money, I have a perfectly logical right to expect to get what I want.
I am going to assume that is what happened until he comes here to correct me
Oh... a less real world version ?
If I were a Dev I would make Archery better.
'Caine, miss you bud. Fly high.
That would be disappointing considering that Hideouts weren't unfinished.
Occam's Razor makes the cutting clean.
I'd create an all-level-range mini-arc, using only existing game assets, which would consist of 3 missions, (culminating in a boss confrontation of some kind), every other week or so. The final mission would grant a cosmic key, they'd require a team of at least 3 people to play, and it'd be playable once a day. They'd all start w/ one of the police officers near Defender, but vary in the villain group you'd be facing off against.
These would use the scary monster tech, and the lead-up missions would grant a bonus at the end commensurate with what is given for doing a standard alert. I'm thinking that each of the 3 missions would follow the basic theme of an alert type - so you'd have 1 smash-style, 1 burst-style, and 1 grab style mission.
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
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Look how it worked out for George Clooney and the Batman franchise, and pretty much anyone ever.
I'd develop more devs and have them develop more devs until there were enough devs to develop everything worth developing...
Then I would kick a certain CEO in the junk...
M-O-O-N, that spells @Rhyatt
Originally Posted by mijjestic: Ultimately, though, MMO players throwing stones at each other in this fashion is basically one nerd pointing and laughing at another nerd whose glasses are thicker.
Laws yes!
1.I would limit double exp to under level 8 and limit smash alerts to one per month.
2.then when people start screaming, declare a bounty on Caliga.
Everyone who attacks him including himself gets 50k exp... actually landing the killing blow gets you 100k.
repeatable every ten minutes.
If caliga is not on, then herr Korrectsphelling is the target. teamups allowed
3. declare silence hour, everyone to report spam on eveyone else. last one ab le to talk gets a title "Bigmouth"
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