Hello, friend. Do you suffer from the inability to like just one champion? Find yourself wanting a pure dual blades guy, but also a pure fire girl, but also a manbearpig? Has your inability to remain with one or two characters caused you nothing but grief and constant booting from supergroup after supergroup? If you answered yes to none or more of these questions, then you may have what is commonly referred to as Altitis. But don't worry, we're here to help!
Whether it's roleplaying, PvEing, PvPing, raiding, braiding, or just simple socializing with other people who suffer from Altitis, Altaholics Anonymous is here to help you out. Every member of our organization not only has the ability to identify and communicate with other altaholics, but can also bring new altaholics into the organization whenever needed with our open-invitation system! Worried about if there's enough room for your alts and the alts of your friends? Never fear - our design is created in such a way that, should we need to expand our services and form another chapter, we can easily and quickly do so without losing communication with members from other chapters!
So, bring your randomized characters! Bring your well thought-out roleplaying masterpieces! If you can't bring yourself to get to level 40, then make another guy and ask any representative for an invite! Can't bring yourself to make another guy, and having trouble getting to level 40? Feel free to ask any of our certified counselors for their assistance, including tips on how to make the grind worthwhile! Don't worry about being kicked for inactivity - we only kick troublemakers! No matter how long you may be away from smog-polluted Westside or the green pastures of Monster Island, Altaholics Anonymous will be waiting for you when you return.
Altaholics Anonymous - Where you can be a superhero. And you. And you. And you. You, too!
(Website to come soon, stay tuned for more details!)
I'm lucky that money isn't flowing out of my ears at the moment. I've always got new ideas for new characters and could easily spend all of my money on new character slots.
Must...avoid...deleting characters to start new ones...
My name is Ja..huhummm THE MIGHTY BADGER!!! and I'm an Altoholic. I have 28 alts at last count and plans for at least 10 more. I've played CO for nearly a year and a 1/2 and do not a have toon at or near for that matter 40. I don't think of it as a problem, more of a passion...I mean it's alright that I take off work to make new alts right? The dog can look after the baby he hasn't chewed any thing up for nearly 4 months! I look in his eyes and I think "Ya he's cool he can handle it" It only takes 30-60 mins and my new alt will be born...Sure then I have to play through crisis but I have that down to a science...
Let me know when you're online and I'll send you an invite, for as many alts as you want. I won't be home until about 5:30 or 6:00 PM EST tonight (roughly 6 hours from now, give or take) and I'll be on Heartstopper in MC.
*Sitting bored*Random Guy:"So, what you want for your charecter is..." *Brain jumps into hyperdrive* "MUST MAKE ANOTHER ALT!"
That is preety much me; but my brain usually has rando9m bursts like that on its own. Just lemme make another cool looking alt; then sign me up! @legolosarow
I've been playing CO since day one and I have one level 40. Just now with the XP boost I managed to get a couple into the 20s.
Mostly everybody hovers around their teens. Or gets deleted whilst I make another character. I can't stop. It's a real problem.
I just made a character named Cloud-Man. No, seriously. Cloud-Man@UnkoMan.
Hello, friend. Do you suffer from the inability to like just one champion? Find yourself wanting a pure dual blades guy, but also a pure fire girl, but also a manbearpig? Altaholics Anonymous - Where you can be a superhero. And you. And you. And you. You, too!(Website to come soon, stay tuned for more details!)
Oh great, now i've got to put together Manbearpig. Thanks a heap. (sarcasm intended)
My name is
Satyr
Foxfire (soon to be changed)
DraKong
Omax
Croaker
Redman
Bodacia
Cleric
Wereman
Jo Mama
Vizier
Secret Satan
Iced Cuban
Mama Legba
Mark V
And Highwayman
Coming soon (when I get the extra character slots):
Yoshimi
Captain Capitalism
Whistler
Manbearpig
And others @meldrith
So yeah, I think Im an altaholic. A SG for those of us with so many faces is great. What Id like to see within (if possible) is an altaholics SG Coalition, ala TASK, having a separate one for rpers, one for grind players, one for pvpers etc.
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I'm an "Altaholic".
I run a Support Group that meets (well, whenever!)
I support this public service message :-)
Must...avoid...deleting characters to start new ones...
That is preety much me; but my brain usually has rando9m bursts like that on its own. Just lemme make another cool looking alt; then sign me up! @legolosarow
EDIT:I made the alt! Shadow Assasin@legolosarrow
Captain Raptor
Xian
Vox
Warden
Ravenwulf
Gadget-Deer
Tesla Leopard
Ursus Major
Iceside
Fireside...
And I'm an Altiholic.
@JonBuck if you're willing.
I've been playing CO since day one and I have one level 40. Just now with the XP boost I managed to get a couple into the 20s.
Mostly everybody hovers around their teens. Or gets deleted whilst I make another character. I can't stop. It's a real problem.
I just made a character named Cloud-Man. No, seriously. Cloud-Man@UnkoMan.
I may have a problem.
Oh great, now i've got to put together Manbearpig. Thanks a heap. (sarcasm intended)
My name is
Satyr
Foxfire (soon to be changed)
DraKong
Omax
Croaker
Redman
Bodacia
Cleric
Wereman
Jo Mama
Vizier
Secret Satan
Iced Cuban
Mama Legba
Mark V
And Highwayman
Coming soon (when I get the extra character slots):
Yoshimi
Captain Capitalism
Whistler
Manbearpig
And others @meldrith
So yeah, I think Im an altaholic. A SG for those of us with so many faces is great. What Id like to see within (if possible) is an altaholics SG Coalition, ala TASK, having a separate one for rpers, one for grind players, one for pvpers etc.
So otherwise where do I sign up?